taika chance on me

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[waititi-tho]

Kia ora, all you beautiful people! It’s Taika, your favorite kiwi since that one bloke that made the movies about the little fella and the rings. Stoked to throw myself into the mix of whatever you’ve all got going on here. Could just be me, but I think I feel something stirring in the air.

Is it possibly new friendships and excitement I’m sensing, or just an air quality issue? Should we call somebody about that? @gonehollywoodstarters

[waititi-tho]

you are weird but in a hot way

Nobody's ever told me I'm weird before, definitely news to me. Happy to fill this very special niche for you.

[waititi-tho]

I've had plenty dirty dreams about you.

Consider me intrigued. Don't keep all the juicy details to yourself then, that's no fun. Now that you've told me this much, you've gotta tell me the rest. Are there actual storylines involved? Have I ever appeared as a pool boy or a pizza guy or maybe a scantily clad yet heroic fire fighter? You can't leave me hanging here, anon.

[waititi-tho]

i've got a pretty big crush on you but i don't think you'd be interested in me.

Oh, I dunno about that, anon. There's something about that blank expressionless picture, the gray skin, the bitchin' sunglasses. Really gets me going. (Hit me up off anon some time eh, you never what might happen.)

[waititi-tho]

You inspire me beyond words. I want to be like you when I grow up

This is way too sweet, Aly. Not sure if I ever really got around to growing up myself, but I honestly think it's overrated any way. You're so bloody smart and talented, I can't wait to see what all you create as you keep learning and growing, and I feel well and truly blessed for the privilege.

[waititi-tho]

This might sound weird but I find your voice so soothing. I could listen to you talk for hours.

I don’t find this weird at all, actually. I could also listen to myself talk for hours - and frequently do. Glad to have such an avid listener on my side, I’m pretty sure most of my friends and family have long since tuned me out.

[waititi-tho]

I want to climb you like a tree.

Now this is intriguing. What kind of tree would I be, anon? Feels like I should probably be making a predictable joke about stiff, sturdy wood or what have you. Don’t be shy, have yourself a climb then.

[romantoy]

taika waititi as mostin in the strip (2002-2003)

[fiveofswcrds]

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[waititi-tho]

Staring up at her in awed disbelief for a moment, still feeling a bit like all of this was just the most elaborate and arousing wet dream his mind had ever managed to conjure up, Taika took several stunned seconds to completely process her words. Christ, couldn't she see that he was already practically naked at her feet, chest cracked open wide so she could see just how fervently his heart was racing for her?

Her hand remained firmly tangled in his hair, still pulling just enough to send little shivers down his spine, just enough to make him want to lean up into her touch and all but beg her for more. How had she managed to have such a profound effect on him so quickly, with seemingly so little effort on her part? Could she see just how rapidly he was unraveling? Did she like it?

Feeling rooted to the spot on his knees at her feet, worshipful and shockingly obedient, Taika finally nodded in response to her demand, breath catching as the slight movement tugged lightly at the roots of his silver curls. She had him completely in her snare, one hand gripping his harness and one hand gripping his hair possessively, and he found himself completely powerless to resist. If he let himself fall, Angelina would catch him.

Shedding his jacket first, letting the leather fall to the floor and reveal the swathe of see-through black lace stretched across his torso and leaving little to the imagination, Taika watched her eyes intently, as if seeking permission that he should continue. Seeing no hint of disapproval, he unbuttoned his shirt with hands that refused to completely steady, his fingers buzzing with pent up energy that was practically electric. Unbuttoned at last, he allowed the shirt to drop from his shoulders, carefully extricating the material from his harness just as he had been instructed.

Hesitating once more as his hands reached the button of his leather pants, Taika saw no indication from Angelina that he should stop, only that same serene, controlled approval - smooth as sea glass. Fuck, she was so beautiful it was almost unfair.

It was already immediately apparent that he was rock hard in the confines of his tight leather pants, straining uncomfortably against the constricting material, but it wasn't immediately apparent that he had foregone any underwear for the occasion.

Finally unbuttoning and unzipping his pants in an almost defiant rush, Taika pushed the leather down his hips, exhaling in a heated rush as his achingly hard cock was finally exposed to the cool open air, a slight chill running through his body, unable to completely shed the last of his clothing as Angelina held him firmly in place.

"Like what you see?"

Words that he had intended to come out as confident, teasingly flirtatious, instead had an unchecked edge of desperation, a quiet need for her approval.

[waititi-tho]

You are so incredibly handsome. You have such a unique look and I swear this is a compliment.

The Nick Jonas thinks I'm handsome? Believe me, I am definitely taking this as a compliment. Who turned the temperature hotter? 'Cause I'm burnin' up. (Can't even blame that reference on my girls, that song is killer)

[waititi-tho]

You in JoJo Rabbit made me moist

I've gotta say, this is probably the worst compliment(??) I've ever received. You got the part where I was supposed to be Adolf Hitler, right? Think you might need to speak to a qualified professional about this one, anon.

[ghhozier]

mate, you’re back from the states yet? because miranda keeps asking me when you’re coming around for dinner. i will emphasize that it’s completely her idea and that i still think you’re an egg for spending so much time up there, leaving us all to fend for ourselves. that’s bloody rude an you know it. but miranda likes you, so i have to tolerate you, too. soph also missed his cuzzies, too, so you better bring your girls along. // @waititi-tho​

[waititi-tho]

Really digging the energy here, Jem. Is this what the kids call negging? You confessing that you tolerate me is about as close as I'll ever get to a genuine expression of love and friendship from you, so I'll take it. If I'm an egg, you're an egg - got ourselves a full omelette cooking up for this dinner, and I'm always down to add some cheese. I see how it is, mate. Are we really at the point in our lives now where instead of a kick on we're just facilitating play dates for the chooks? Life really does come at you fast.

[waititi-tho]

Your talent to weave comedy and drama together is truly exceptional. Each time I am watching one of your films, I know I am in for a couple hours of wonderful storytelling, stunning shots, and something very incredibly... human. Thank you for sharing your wonderful mind and vision with us.

Don’t let the last anon hear you, apparently some who shall not be named think I need to be more serious and focused. (Not like I’ve ever heard that one before.)

Thank you, though - truly. To be serious for a second, (you seeing this, anon??) I genuinely appreciate this, really warms my heart and makes me feel a bit of that human connection that got me into filmmaking in the first place. Sharing my perspective and experiences with the world and finding people that resonates with is one of the greatest joys of my life. I’m so grateful to be able to share that with you, even if we’ve never met. Maybe we should change that?

[waititi-tho]

I wanted to like the last Thor movie but it wasn't very good. I hope if there's another one, it's more serious and focused.

Well, that's too bad. After all, I made it just for you, anonymous internet user. Nobody's approval matters more to me than some random, faceless person in my DMs. If there's one defining characteristic that I'm renowned for, it's my seriousness. You're so right anon, superheroes from comic books that are originally intended for children are very serious business.

[waititi-tho]

10/10 kisser, would totally kiss again (Jackson Wang) @88rwang

Not so bad yourself, as I recall. What’re you waiting for, handsome?

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[waititi-tho]

You're a strange one. And that's amazing! I've heard nothing but kind words about you so hopefully we get to connect soon and have ourselves a deep, whimsical, wonderful conversation.

Nothing but kind words, eh? You must be talking to the wrong people. But you flatter me, and that's the first step to any solid friendship, far as I'm concerned. I'm always up for strange, deep, whimsical conversations. You get to decide whether or not it's wonderful.