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SEND A SYMBOL FORâŠ
Our muses to be caught in one of these situational tropes! (These work well for ships, but could be used for all kinds of characters.
â Our muses huddle together to stay warm. ✠Our muses having no choice but to share a bed. â My muse carries yours due to an injury. â Our muses get caught in the rain together. â My muse gives yours their jacket in the cold. ⥠Our muses almost kiss, but are interrupted. âč My muse is jealous over someone else showing interest in yours. ⊠My muse bandages yours due to an injury. â My muse confesses their love to yours as they die in their arms. â Our muses share a hug after being separated for a long time. âł My muse shows up outside your museâs door after being presumed dead. â My muse accidentally falls asleep against yours. â Our muses hold hands for the first time. â Our muses say goodbye to each other for the last time. â Our muses are mistaken to be a couple by someone else. â§ Our muses see each other in formal wear for the first time. â My muse sacrifices themselves for yours. â My character pins yours to the ground while fighting/sparring.
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add  + REVERSE  to reverse the roles!
â FOLLOW â Â - Â sender grabs receiverâs hand to bring them somewhere
â STOP â Â - Â sender grabs the receiverâs hand to stop them from going somewhere
â FRIGHT â Â - Â sender grabs the receiverâs hand because they are scared
â EXCITE â Â - Â sender grabs receiverâs hands out of excitement
â OVER HERE â Â - Â sender grabs receiverâs hand to grab their attention
â COMFORT â Â - Â sender places their hand atop the receiverâs to comfort them
â HEAL â Â - Â sender treats a wound on the receiverâs hand
â COLD â Â - Â sender warms receiverâs hands in their own
â CATCH â Â - Â sender grabs receiverâs hand(s) to keep them from losing their balance/falling
â LIFT â Â - Â sender grabs receiverâs hand to help them climb up\down from somewhere
â SIZE â Â - Â sender starts measuring their hand in comparison to receiverâs
â TRACE â Â - Â sender starts tracing the receiverâs hands in their own
â OUTSIDE â Â - Â sender kisses the back of receiverâs hand/their knuckles
â INSIDE â Â - Â sender kisses the palm of the receiverâs hand
â TOGETHER â Â - Â sender entwines receiverâs hand in theirs as they are walking
â SWING â Â - Â sender swings receiverâs hand in theirs as if they are a child
â BRUSH â Â - Â sender accidentally brushes their hand against the receiverâs as they both reach for the same item
â CLOSE â Â - Â sender places their hand with their fingers just barely touching receiverâs, too shy to fully hold their hand
â CIRCLES â Â - Â sender gently rubs circles over the receiverâs hand with their thumb
â MASSAGE â Â - Â sender works the stiffness out of the muscles of the receiverâs hand with a massage.
Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector Moon Knight | 1.02
#someone give Oscar an Oscar
Marc Spector / Steven Grant / Jake Lockley
whatâs the worst that could happen ? (For anyone or three that feels like answering)
@gotxyouxonxyourxknees
Jake licked his lips and looked her over, adjusting his hat as he thought about her question and he crossed his arms over his chest. âWellâŠyouâre married to Marc and youâre Stevenâs girlfriend. They havenât show up at all even when youâre around so I think thatâs the biggest problem we have right now. Plus I donât like you. Not that youâre not a good friend it is justâŠya arenât my typeâŠâ He gave her a smile to show her he had no hard feelings. âBut seriously I canât get Steven and Marc to talk at all and I know I canât be the only person in-in here. This body.â
She did her best to not sneer at the man, but really, she wanted to take off that dumb little hat and throw it into the fucking Nile. She did however roll her eyes at his words. âIâm aware of this, thank you, pet of Khonshu.â She replied, sighing deeply, the sting in her words sounding more exhausted. The hippo goddess adding her two cents in her head did not help matters either. âI think that they might somehow be blocked, I donât think Marc would just leave like that.â She paused, except there was the fact that Marc had left her for years making her think that he was dead in some convoluted plan to protect her. She sighed deeply. âOkay, Marc might, but not Steven.â She had a point there, she was sure of it. She nodded. âGood, thatâs established, youâre not my type either, and since Iâm not ten plus feet tall, skeletal and with a beak, we all know Iâm not your type. The ringing laughter in her head made her clap her hands to her ears. âNot so loud, please.â She sighed, wondering if this was slightly how it was in their heads all the time. So noisy. @wakethemup
Jake leaned back again his seat and purched his lips at her words, not finding what she said amusing. He rolled his eyes back at her and shook his head, a small smile on his lips.
"Cute that's real cute, sweetie."
He raised an eyebrow at her and looked her over, unsure of who she was talking to and what she was reacting to until he heard Khonshu reminding him of what recently had happen between all of them.
"Make jokes and laugh all ya want, but this is serious...even I'm starting to get worried and I never get worried."
Send my muse notes from their father
whatâs the worst that could happen ? (For anyone or three that feels like answering)
@gotxyouxonxyourxknees
Jake licked his lips and looked her over, adjusting his hat as he thought about her question and he crossed his arms over his chest. "Well...you're married to Marc and you're Steven's girlfriend. They haven't show up at all even when you're around so I think that's the biggest problem we have right now. Plus I don't like you. Not that you're not a good friend it is just...ya aren't my type..." He gave her a smile to show her he had no hard feelings. "But seriously I can't get Steven and Marc to talk at all and I know I can't be the only person in-in here. This body."
Open rp: Jake Lockley
Jake sat up in bed looking around the room confused, searching for some type of clue of what was going on and how he ended up here when he was supposed to be in Mexico. He guessed someone else must have fronted before he got the chance to leave. He froze when he saw someone else in the room and looked them over carefully, smirking and relaxing after a moment.
"Hey...do ya know what time it is and possibly what today's date is?"
đ  *  â  đđđ đ  đđđđđ  đđđđđđđđ  đđđđđđđđ.  (  some  random  sentences  for your angsty needs.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )
â hey ⊠itâs okay now. youâre safe here. â â  please donât leave me alone again. â â was it all just a lie ? â â  you have to trust me on this. â â  i didnât mean it like that ! â â  i canât do this anymore. â â  promise me not to do anything stupid. â â  weâll see each other again soon. â â  i canât lose you , too. â â  this is how you wanna end it ? â â  whatever this is - itâs over. â â  iâm not gonna let you die ! â â  we have to stop this before someone gets hurt. â â  iâm fine ⊠itâs gonna be okay. â â  please donât do this to me. â â  just talk to me , okay ? â â  donât close your eyes. stay with me. â â  youâll have to save yourself. â â  stop lying to me ! â â  you have to do this for me or iâll never be able to forgive you. â â i deserve better than this. â â  just leave me alone. â â  weâre too late âŠÂ â â  save yourself while you still can. â â  youâre gonna be fine. just stay awake for a little longer , helpâs already on their way. â â  please donât cry. â â stop moving , youâre only making this worse. â â  does it hurt ? â â  if this is the end , iâm really glad i get to be here with you. â â  whatever you do , do not let go of my hand. â â  iâve got you. â â  iâm sorry for not telling you sooner. â â  this is all your fault ! â â  weâre gonna survive this , right ? â â  weâre screwed. â â  just do this for me and weâll never have to speak to each other again once this is all over. â â  i thought you were better than that. â â  one of us is gonna end up with a broken heart. â â  iâm scared. â â  so thatâs it ? â
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â am i not good enough? â Â
â youâve been so quiet. whatâs on your mind? â Â
â why did you help me? â Â
â who do you fight for? â Â
â why do you hate me? â Â
â have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? â Â
â youâre not dating anyone, are you? â Â
â iâve got your back, okay? â Â
â where do you think youâre going? â Â
â how long have i been asleep? â Â
â are you going to kill me? â Â
â why canât i come with you? â Â
â we all have secrets, donât we? â Â
â did you want to be alone? â Â
â why should i trust you? â Â
â wait. did you hear that? â Â
â promise me? â Â
â why are you talking like weâll never see each other again? â Â
â do you remember anything at all? â Â
â what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? â Â
â you wanna know what your problem is? â Â
â may i have this dance? â Â
â can i ask⊠what happened? â Â
â how many people have you killed? how many? â Â
â do you ever hear yourself? â Â
â would you run away with me? â Â
â could you be happy here with me? â Â
â you canât or you wonât? â Â
â you slept with them, didnât you? â Â
â well, how do i look? â Â
â after all youâve done how can i possibly trust you? â Â
â why canât you let me in? what are you so afraid of? â Â
â what did they do to you? â Â
â so whyâs it so important anyway? â Â
â where have you been? â Â
â why are you looking at me like that? â Â
â why did you come? â Â
â what are you doing out here by yourself? â Â
â is⊠that my shirt youâre wearing? â Â
â you⊠donât like me very much, do you? â Â
â why does it always have to be a fight with you? â
â why canât you look me in the eye? â Â
â can you forgive me? â Â
â what if i never see you again? â Â
â you were going to leave without saying goodbye? â Â
â how about a little midnight snack? â Â
â are you⊠smelling me? â Â
â how did you get this scar? â Â
â what do you want in exchange for it? â Â
â what did you want to tell me? â Â
đžđŒđŹđșđ»đ°đ¶đ”đ°đ”đź đŽđ°đ”đ«đș .  (  an  updated  collection  of 100+ question  prompts .  feel  free  to  adjust  phrasing  /  gendered  terms  as  necessary . )
â  youâre  leaving ?  â
â  can  i  come  in ?  â
â  can  you  shut  up ? â
â  are  you  [ name ] ?  â
â  who  am  i  to  you ?  â
â  why  should  i  care ?  â
â  can  i  come  inside ?  â
â  did  i  do  something ?  â
â  you  donât  trust  me ?  â
â  can  we  make  a  deal ?  â
â  are  you  lying  to  me ?  â
â  are  you  free  tonight ?  â
â  are  we  going  to  die ?  â
â  can  i  come  with  you ?  â
â  can  we  call  it  even ?  â
â  you  stay  here ,  okay ?  â
â  you  think  iâm  stupid ?  â
â  can  you  stitch  me  up ?  â
â  are  you  doing  alright ?  â
â  is  that  ⊠ my  shirt ?  â
â  who  takes  care  of  you ?  â
â  have  you  seen  yourself ?  â
â  what  took  you  so  long ?  â
â  canât  you  see  iâm  busy ?  â
â  who  do  you  think  i  am ?  â
â  why  are  you  helping  me ?  â
â  are  you  happy  with  him ?  â
â  are  we  having  a  moment ?  â
â  are  you  listening  to  me ?  â
â  how  are  you  so  arrogant ?  â
â  how  did  you  afford  this ?  â
â  what  are  you  doing  here ?  â
â  is  this  all  in  my  head ?  â
â  why  wonât  you  look  at  me ? â
â  are  you  here  to  kill  me ?  â
â  do  you  want  some  company ?  â
â  are  you  from  around  here ?  â
â  do  you  need  to  lie  down ?  â
â  are  we  on  the  same  page ?  â
â  why  didnât  you  defend  me ?  â
â  are  you  sure  youâre  ready ?  â
â  where  is  this  coming  from ?  â
â  where  were  you  last  night ?  â
â  you  wanted  to  talk  to  me ?  â
â  will  you  PLEASE  be  quiet ?!  â
â  what  was  i  supposed  to  do ?  â
â  why  do  you  look  so  guilty ?  â
â  [ name ]  ⊠ truth  or  dare ?  â
â  why  did  you  bring  me  here ?  â
â  are  you  looking  for  someone ?  â
â  since  when  does  that  matter ?  â
â  why  do  you  put  up  with  me ?  â
â  THIS  is  your  breaking  point ?  â
â  what  can  i  say  to  fix  this ?  â
â  do  you  think  i  deserve  this ?  â
â  hey ,  hey ,  are  you  with  me ?  â
â  why  are  you  leaving  so  soon ?  â
â  what  do  you  get  out  of  this ?  â
â  [ name ] ,  what  have  you  done ?  â
â  do  you  have  a  minute  to  talk ?  â
â  did  you  ever  actually  love  me ?  â
â  do  you  need  somewhere  to  stay ?  â
â  why  donât  you  ever  listen  to  me ?
â  do  you  hear  yourself  right  now ?  â
â  you  knew  &  you  didnât  tell  me ?  â
â  do  you  want  something  to  drink ?  â
â  when  did  you  know  you  loved  me ?  â
â  when  was  the  last  time  you  ate ?  â
â  whatâs  your  favorite  scary  movie ?  â
â  do  you  want  to  get  out  of  here ?  â
â  why  is  this  so  important  to  you ?  â
â  can  i  at  least  buy  you  a  drink ?  â
â  how  can  you  think  this  is  funny ?  â
â  are  you  sure  youâre  up  for  this ?  â
â  are  you  trying  to  start  something ?  â
â  what  are  we  supposed  to  do  now ?  â
â  can  we  at  least  try  to  be  civil ?  â
â  why  wonât  you  just  leave  me  alone ?  â
â  are  you  thinking  what  iâm  thinking ?  â
â  why  are  you  so  concerned  about  me ?  â
â  why  canât  you  just  stay  out  of  it ?  â
â  youâre  not  bailing  on  me ,  are  you ?  â
â  how  long  have  you  been  lying  to  me ?  â
â  can  you  keep  your  eyes  open  for  me ?  â
â  how  long  have  things  been  like  this ?  â
â  why  is  this  suddenly  such  a  problem ?  â
â  what ,  am  i  supposed  to  be  impressed ?  â
â  do  you  ever  wish  you  could  run  away ?  â
â  youâre  going  to  believe  them  over  me ?  â
â  why  are  you  looking  at  me  like  that ?  â
â  why  canât  you  just  tell  me  the  truth ?  â
â  why  canât  you  ever  take  responsibility ?  â
â  what  can  i  do  to  make  it  up  to  you ?  â
â  can  we  put  this  whole  thing  behind  us ?  â
â  iâm  coming  to  get  you ,  where  are  you ?  â
â  can  you  stay ?  just  for  a  little  while ? â
â  why  wonât  you  let  me  be  here  for  you ?  â
â  when  are  you  going  to  forgive  yourself ?  â
â  is  that  what  your  nightmares  are  about ?  â
â  what  kind  of  person  does  this  make  me ?  â
â  where  are  we  supposed  to  go  from  here ?  â
â  are  you  TRYING  to  get  yourself  killed  ?!  â
â  why  canât  we  just  talk  like  we  used  to ?  â
â  why  do  these  things  always  happen  to  me ?  â
â  how  long  has  it  been  since  youâve  slept ?  â
â  canât  we  just  enjoy  the  moment  for  once ?  â
â  why  canât  you  ever  stand  up  for  yourself ?  â
â  why  havenât  you  been  answering  your  phone ?  â
â  what  was  i  supposed  to  do ,  let  you  die ?  â
â  can  you  listen  &  do  what  i  say  for  once ?  â
â  what  do  you  mean ,  youâre  not  coming  back ?  â
â  why  donât  you  stay  the  night ?  just  once .   â
â  can  you  see  how  many  fingers  iâm  holding  up ?  â
â  youâd  tell  me  if  something  was  wrong ,  right ?  â
â  where  do  you  go  when  you  space  out  like  that ?  â
â  you  were  going  to  leave  without  saying  goodbye ?  â
â  youâll  stand  by  my  side  no  matter  what ,  right ?  â
â  what  kind  of  mess  have  you  gotten  yourself  into ?  â
â  i  need  you  to  sit  up ,  can  you  do  that  for  me ?  â
â  if  you  have  nothing  to  hide ,  whatâs  the  problem ?  â
â  can  we  all  just  act  like  weâre  winning  for  once ?  â
â  can  we  talk  about  this  at  a  time  that  isnât  now ?  â
â  you  really  donât  care  about  any  of  this ,  do  you ?  â
â  can  you  just  tell  me  everythingâs  going  to  be  okay ?  â
â  you  know  weâre  gonna  have  to  talk  about  this  eventually ,  right ?  â
hurt comfort prompts
â you can stay here, if you'd like. â
â please don't go. â
â why don't we stay at your place tonight? â
â can i get you anything? â
â let's be pathetic together. â
â are you crying? â
â i'm glad that you're here. â
â you're not doing this alone. â
â i don't have anyone anymore. â â you have me. â
â are you sure [about staying]? â
â you didn't force me. i volunteered [to be here], remember? â
â you are whatâs important right now. â
â itâs okay, you know. if you need to vent. â
â are you sure? it's quite heavy [of a topic]. â â i've got all night. â
â tonight is about you. you can make it up to me some other time. â
â i've got nowhere else to be. â
â you said you needed a distraction. â â so... where is it? â â you're looking right at it. â
â why don't you come here for a second? â
â wanna talk about it? â
â i can't talk about it. not tonight. â
â you need to distract me. do something, anything. â
â i just don't want to be alone tonight. â
â i'm tired of thinking. let's just... make out, or something â
â i feel like shit. â â you look like it, too. â â hey! â
â itâs okay to cry, you know. â
â youâre a little hurt, thatâs all. â
â anything you want me to get you? â
â nothing a good [drink] can't fix. â
â letâs get you cleaned up. â
â this is you thinking rationally? â
â you're really all i've got. â
â c'mere. let me give you a hug. â
â and you're absolutely sure this is what you need? â
â you don't need this right now. â
â how long are you gonna sit there? â â all night, if that's what it takes. â
â what's it gonna take to make you smile? â
â if you're not ready to talk about it, let's not talk about it. â
â wanna play some mario kart? it'll give us both a reason to cry when you beat me. â
â how about we stay like this, holding each other? â
â i donât know whatâs wrong with me. â
â i canât stop crying. â â i'll be strong for the both of us. â
â i didnât know where else to go. â
â the door's always open, you know that. â
â i thought you were leaving town. â â i can't leave now. â
â there's that smile i know and love... â
â stay with me. â
â hey, whatâs your favorite snack? â
â iâm not leaving. â
â just let it out. â
â you're stronger than you think. â
â how about i make a quick run to the store, get you some aspirin? â
â grab a burger or something on your way home. â
â you were always there when i needed you. let me repay the favor. â
â i don't mean to bother you. â â you're not. â
â hey, listen to me... â
â youâre not a burden. â
â arenât you tired? â â this isn't about me. â
â youâre going to be okay. â
â hey, look at me⊠â
â i donât know what to do. â â weâll figure it out. â
â youâre not alone. â
â hey, hey, hey, it's okay... it's okay. you're okay. â
more random dialogue prompts ,
âwhy do you have that look on your face?â
âfinish what youâre doing, we have to talk.â
âwhat have you done to yourself?â
âdid you do something different with your hair?â
âit doesnât do any good to get worked up.â
âwhen was the last time we had a real conversation.â
âare you in the witness protection program, or what?â
âthereâs something wrong with me.â
âno, i donât hate you.â
âhey stupid.â
âweâre arenât them.â
âlooks like iâll live long enough to make you pay.â
âyou know youâre wrong.â
âi donât understand, why are you doing this?â
ânow, before i say anything, promise me youâll stay calm.â
âwhat makes me so special?â
âyou have no idea what iâve been through.â
âyou really donât have to do that, not for me.â
âdid you really think youâd get a second chance?â
"how about we donât do that.â
âi have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.â
âyouâre the worst.â
âi donât need you right now.â
âdonât just stand there, looking at me.â
âi thought you were supposed to call me.â
âtake my hand.â
âi need you.â
âyouâre allowed to need help sometimes.â
âfor someone who doesnât like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.â
âwhen this is all over, i want it to be you and me.â
âwhy wonât you tell me what happened?â
âyou donât know what this means to me.
âi know it doesnât make sense.â
âiâm trying really hard to keep it together.â
âi know youâre new, but we do things a little differently here.â
âyour voice is putting me to sleep.â
âdid you find what you were looking for?â
"you knew and you didnât even warn me?â
âwell, i guess thatâs broken.â
âi thought it was part of the act.â
âyou think u donât know youâre only here because they sent you?â
âyou promised to call me if you didnât know what to wear.â
âyou can keep a secret, canât you?â
âhow could you do this to me?â
âput the gun down, dearest. i have news!â
âi know you donât have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.â
âif youâre here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.â
âpeople think iâm weird.â
âi think iâm losing myself again.â
âyou canât be here.â
âi wish youâd come to the funeral.â
âdo you know what today is?â
âso, you broke my favourite mug⊠and youâre breaking up with me?â
âi need to get out.â
âitâs like iâm cursed or something.â
âyou are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?â
âyou gonna eat that?â
âsir, the pony rides are for children only.â
âi donât want you to worry about that anymore.â
âweâll never make it in time.â
âyouâd be late for your own funeral.â
âyou should have seen it coming.â
âoh, good, youâre here! hold this.â
âwhy canât you just be happy for me?â
âon a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?â
âis this how you flirt with everyone?â
âhow much longer till weâre there?â
âwhat have you done?â
âitâs time for you to repay that debt you owe me.â
âwhere did you get that? who gave it to you?â
âwhat kind of mother has thoughts like that?â
âi know I havenât been what you needed, but iâm here, and i wanna help.â
âi never want to hear you say that again.â
âyouâre all i have.â
âi know itâs not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.â
âi was doing so well until you showed up.â
âdonât eat that! i made it âspecially for our guest.â
âitâs not that i donât like my life, itâs that i donât have the energy to enjoy it.â
âhow can you stand this place?â
âdonât take this the wrong way, but you donât exactly blend in.â
âyou need to stop.â
âi donât like that look, what happened?â
âis that seriously your password?â
âwhatâs your problem?â
âyou had no right to use it without asking.â
âoh, wow, you werenât kidding.â
âi couldnât trust my own parents to protect me.â
âiâm surprised you havenât been arrested yet. wait, no, iâm not.â
âwhy do you want to help me?â
âten bucks for that piece of crap?â
âwe have to hurry, theyâre coming!â
âhey, look what came in the mail!â
âdo you want to get a drink or something?â
âplease tell me you didnât eat that.â
âthe worst part is you didnât even notice.â
âif i wanted help, i would have asked.â
âwanna tell me whatâs going on with your grades?â
âyou need to leave.â
âtalk to me, okay? i need to know whatâs going on.â
âi do blame you.â
âsometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.â
âyouâre no longer useful to me.â
âiâm not good with sarcasm: if you donât like me, just say it.â
°⹠Shit Said In the Chaos Server âąÂ°
A collection of chaotic starters for your chaotic muses. Feel free to adjust as needed.
âWhatâs a braincell. Can you eat it?â
âWhat did you think I meant?â
âI love you?â
âSounds fake.â
âI hate you allâ
*keysmashing*
âYouâre cute is what you is.â
âI love that you wonât let yourself live that down.â
âWell, well, well, if it isnât a conversation I have no recollection of seeing.â
âEarth is greatâŠjust a bit confused.â
âBut itâs her future, their past"
âShut up!â
âThereâs too much chaos here I canât believe we didnât keep a running log.â
âAre you the witch from Hansel and Gretel?â
âBig Dumb Dumb over there thought Lily James (the actress) meant Lily and James Potter (Harry Potterâs parents) and informed me she was dead.â
âThe supreme bean leader approves.â
âSomeone doesnât want to be in the bean cult.â
âGotta bbq or you end up with Ron Weasley.â
âUnprepared for 18th Century hug transmitted diseases.â
âI need to lay down I have hurt my feelings TOO MUCH!â
*spritzes you with water* âYOU STOP THAT!â
âWho will teach her the ancient laws of our people? Fuck Around, and Find Out.â
âPlease, I can change.â
âSo now I just get PRE STABBED is that how it is?!â
âI leave for a little bit and come back to this?â
âIâm just gonna have to cause pain I guess.â
âThat was homophobic. Why? Iâm gay and it hurt me.â
âWell technically he yelled fuck me soâŠâ
âHow many ppl die in this childrenâs show?â
âWhy do i always come back to angst?â
âClearly my perception of time is nonexistent right now.â
âNo, itâs a simple emoji story. The goose stabbers who betrays their beans.â
âTHATâS THEM, OFFICER, THATâS THE PERSON THAT GAVE ME THE OW!â
âI ainât a twink, Iâm a god damn twunk, get it right.â
âNo yeehaw.â
âThat sucks! Have you tried setting it on fire?â
âSome days are just simply not meant for writing.â
âIâm being stabbed. :â)â
âShe says sheâs deleted stuff but I can hear her typing more.â
âThatâs an exceptionally low barâ
âI love specific parts of reddit.â
âSo I think most of it will be spent in dead.â
âNo passive aggressive smileys thank you.â
âI WAS BEING SWEET! PLEASE WHY?â
âIâm not people.â
âIâm preparing myself to flip some tables.â
*walks up to a horse* âOh Nathan! Good to see you again.â
âAm I a perfect angel? Yes or no?â
âI got two mood rings but you know what, I donât think you deserve one.â
âWhat did I come back to?â
âYou were not peer pressured, oh my god.â
âBesties, we can all be each otherâs favorites.â