To Walk The Divide Between Worlds.

Cassia. 23 Years Old --- They/Them ------------- GenderQueer ---------- Plural ------------------  Asexual ----------- Polyamorous ----------- Mage. Writer. Poet. --- Pop Culture Pagan

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

[foxyymulderr-deactivated2022101]

i just gotta i’m sorry

[thetinyfruitbat]

Never not reblog money doggo

[riptidejunkie]

Bro I’m broke help

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[chrismarium]

i can’t believe this just hit me

This episode showed that White Diamond can move freely, and is not, in fact, stuck in the same position we first saw her in.

She was just trying to maintain her image as the “perfect” leader of the diamonds.

y’all…

She really was T-Posing to assert dominance.

[c4rist4rs]

STEVEN UNIVERSE IS TEACHING CHILDREN THAT BEING ABUSED ISNT NORMAL BEHAVIOR FOR THEIR PARENTS AND ADULT FIGURES EVEN IF THE CHILD IS QUEER, AND THAT IS SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER. HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY.

[bluespock-blog]

“I wish Star Trek could be more realistic in its vision of a utopian society!”

“I wish there could be a Star Trek show that focuses on interspecies alien interactions rather than alien vs. human interactions!”

“I wish Star Trek would do a better job of displaying all the nuances and moral grays that go into maintaining diplomatic relations.”

“I wish Star Trek had a captain that wasn’t just another white dude.”

“I wish Star Trek had at least one canon LGBT character.”

“I wish Star Trek had a well-written female character with flaws and an engaging backstory and good character development for once.”

“I wish science fiction in general would stop assuming everyone will be an atheist in the future.”

“I wish Star Trek could be bolder about calling out real life social issues without their guise of poorly-handled metaphors to protect them.”

“I wish Star Trek would stop assuming that things like intergalactic wars could be resolved or forgotten in just a couple episodes.”

“I want Worf to get more screentime.”

“I want—”

Deep Space Nine. 

You want Deep Space Nine.

[necrofuturism]

DS9 does not have any canon LGBT+ characters. Actor intent got overridden and eclipsed by homophobic producers and writers. As much as we would love to credit actors for playing characters as a certain sexuality ex-post-facto, we need to recognize that their intent does not make their characters queer in the eyes of the show. In the eyes of fans? In headcanon and personal theory? Yes. Those characters can absolutely be queer. But in the eyes of the show and its creators? No. There is no representation there.

[bluespock-blog]

[the-a-j-universe]

Jadzia always putting dummies in their place.

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[walking-the-divide]

https://www.sears.com/total-value-garden-gloves-built-in-4-claws/p-SPM9774804622

[froggysovereign-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr.

[alicexz]

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

[littleyoshi4]

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

[birdnerdpearl]

Yes.

[chubbymon]

What? How? O_O

[chocolate-kitty-cats-blog]

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

[whattheactualheckishappening]

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

[claudia-elliott-figueroa-deacti]

Waaaaat

[claudine1233-deactivated2020081]

Yup

[mew-mew-mothertrucker]

I’m doubting

[romanochez-deactivated]

I call bullshit

[romanochez-deactivated]

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

[jisoosrainbow]

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

[jisoosrainbow]

It’s the same as it was on my dash

[jisoosrainbow]

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

[aciidity-p0p]

How the fuck

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[jaya4life]

confused

[thesoundofmadness]

It didn’t work??

[evesbeve]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

[churrobird]

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

[sunevial]

fuck it. why not

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[heyepiphora]

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

It’s time! 🍾 Come along with me on a romp through the year in my life and sex toys — from amazing to despicable — plus the most ridiculous sex toy trend of the year and much more!

Awards include:

Best Sex Toys of 2018

Worst Sex Toys of 2018

The Ends Justify the Means (My favorite review and quotes of the year.)

Best of the Rest (My greatest non-review post of the year.)

Hardest to Wrangle (My most difficult review to write.)

When I Use This Toy, My Desire to Throw It Across the Room Rises Exponentially With Each Passing Minute

One Step Forward… (Honoring actual innovation in the sex toy industry.)

…And Two Steps Back (Something helpfully undoing all our progress.)

Photo Finish (A photo that’s worth another look — for whatever reason.)

Cats’ Choice

Social Media Excellence

Ridiculous Sex Toy Trend of the Year

Manufacturer of the Year

Read it all on my blog!

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[twistrambles]

I will forever consider this one of the coolest but oddly creepiest things.

[walking-the-divide]

This is like that scene out of Law Abiding Citizen where the main character makes the guy yh he murdering watch himself be tortured with a mirror.

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[hellfire-state-of-mind]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS WHENEVER IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

[manicbones]

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

[pikafem]

pulling a wholesome gone girl > actually killing yourself

[writing-prompt-s]

Due to a typo, your local store/mall/etc. put out a request for an appearance by Satan instead of Santa. He follows through with the request.

[pajama-nerd]

He shows up and reads through the entire job contract, notes the spelling ‘Santa’ and just corrects each one with a red pen. He eyes the mall representative, who is sweating bullets, but says nothing about the fact that the contracts he’s making are with children, or that they don’t involve souls of any kind. He signs on the bottom line in a strange, bony quill. There’s a strange red flash, and the mall rep is super reluctant to ask. Or touch the contract.

Satan wears the red suit and the hat and the boots, if awkwardly (those cloven hooves, don'tchaknow). 

The elves stand well away, but he’s hardly bothered by that, casually waiting on a throne that’s far more cheerful and composed of significantly less bone than the one he’s used to. The children are hesitant at first, until a little girl marches up, sans-parents, and plops herself on his knee, looking up at him with the set jaw of someone who isn’t interested in this farce.

“I want a pony,” she says with a roll of her eyes. She’s no more than nine. He arches an eyebrow “Do you?” he asks. She scoffs.

“Tch, no, but you’re just a man in a suit, it’s not like you can’t get me what I want.” He smiles at her assertiveness and steeples his fingers, careful not to jostle her from her perch. “Try me.” She narrows her eyes at him, studying his inscrutable face before folding her arms. “There’s a bully at my school, and I want him to go away,” she said. His eyebrow arched a little higher and he tilted his head. “And if I do this, I believe the standard contract is that you will be a ‘good girl’ and behave appropriately towards your most favored parent?’ he replied. The child rolls her eyes. “Yeah, sure,” she says. He nods and holds out his hand, which curls around hers entirely when she puts hers out. 

“It will be done.”

After that, the children are a lot less hesitant, although several adults attempt to leave. Several hundred bargains are made. For toys. For new family. For present family to suffer. For puppies. And kittens. For understanding. For acceptance. 

He declines anything borne of pettiness - of momentary squabbles between jealous children - and redirects them towards more productive desires.

He turns away anyone over the age of eighteen, though several adults attempt to approach. Later they are plagued with horrible nightmares.

At the end of each day, he returns to the underworld and assembles teams of demons, handing out assignments to each of them, to be researched heavily and then executed the night of December 24th. The demons are confused, but do as they’re told, because the dark lord’s edicts are undeniable. His secretary gives him an odd look, but Satan is immune to searching looks, and says nothing, just retires to his room, gets up in the morning, has his coffee, and returns to the mall, donning the suit and heading for the chair.

At the end of the week, he has made more than a thousand deals. The demon hordes are scurrying back and forth between hell and the physical plane.

There are many confused parents, come Christmas morning. Some find themselves with various pets they don’t remember registering for. Others with children. Others still find that their children have undergone some sort of personality shift, to the delight of their siblings. 

The first girl is bitter in her heart as she opens gifts, until a letter is personally delivered by a strange mailman, detailing the removal of a teacher from the school she attends. She reads and rereads the letter after her parents finish with it, heart beating strangely lighter in her chest. Her parents are bemused and delighted about the hugs she gives them, and about the enthusiasm with which she ravages her other presents. 

They are far less bemused by the black, hellfire-maned pony that is left on their doorstep, a tag attached to the pommel of the saddle that reads, ‘To Katie, Regards, Satan’

[rainnecassidy]

best.

[squeelyeah]

the best Christmas story I have read so far

[captainlordauditor]

is this terry pratchett

[dovewithscales]

This is brilliant.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[walking-the-divide]

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

Its my first stream in a long time. Why not watch?

[walking-the-divide]

I’m live again in 15min

[walking-the-divide]

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

Its my first stream in a long time. Why not watch?

[sandandglass]

[lilobears]

[cocolechatnoir]

…..but

[walking-the-divide]