Hello there!

Give me some things to do!

[walled-in-wallace]

> (@cubicscubedemon)

Hi there! Oh that’s easy! Here let me show you a little thing called-

All you have to do is travel at the speed of light and reach a higher wavelength frequency at the quantum level so you need to be as thin as a wave packet first!

Alright don’t blink! You wouldn’t want to miss this. Here I go!!!

…. I….. I came out before I got in….….Forget about the other Wallace I’ll take care of him later um, tell me more about yourself if you want!

[thewiddlestwampire-deactivated2]

I like you, youre a round spherical kind of human, with clearly more line segments than the rest. Do you eat your enemies? Can I help?!

“….Hm.”

Be patient, Gideon, this is the politest a sentient shape has ever been to us.

“And you’ve got exactly one more line segment than a certain triangle I know!

I take you’re one of Cipher’s acquaintances, here t’ plant more devil-flora in my yard. Why don’t you try across the street? Ms. Susan just loves carnivorous plants.”

[walled-in-wallace]

Wallace’s crocodile tears vanished, he was all too familiar with the distrustful glaring his little piggy confrère was giving him. He’s seen it on all kinds of humans, and not long after, his second least favourite thing happens; the mentioning of Bill. A goon who hadn’t a clue of his sense of purpose even if it hit him in the face! “Look, you said it yourself. I’m a quadrilateral! I know my sides aren’t equal but I’m trustworthy!  I hardly even know that three sided buffoon, let alone like him. B-but that’s just between you and me. Right?

I would never plant devil flora in your yard or this.. Miss Susan’s, unless you want me to!”

......

“Y-you want me to?”

[walled-in-wallace]

((Is it just my phone or does the mobile tumblr app EAT most of my drawings in my posts. Like literally just hide away, not even cropped or whatever. I cant see some of the images I post but I see em fine on desktop and chrome mobile! If anyone knows anything about preventing that, please help :c ))

[walled-in-wallace]

You see, I was looking for someone to do their bidding and-......

So uhhh,

Where’s your little isosceles friend of yours hmm? Is he hiding? I’m not doing anything wrong haha! Not even in his standards of “doing something wrong”!

[walled-in-wallace]

((Current mood: Quantum mechanics and theories of the universe's demise))

[walled-in-wallace]

I can’t seem to shake off this feeling of wanting to help, serve, assist. Maim? ... No no just assist. It’s weighing down on me, ever since I had no sphere giving me things to do.

But who? What are my options... The piggy man-child in a suit? He’d likely give me lots of things to do! The blue triangle with the gorgeous hair? I could dazzle her with conversation. The cheery merry sparkle child? Maybe I can set up a tea party. The .... twins? At least one of them likes me. No.. not that three-sider. DEFINITELY not him!

Alright, it’s settled then! I’ll-

I’ll visit them all! I will, no, I must!

[curioosity-archive]

TM? But only if you want to!

Slaps a couple of tattered wallpaper on herself, Azura also managed to get her hands onto a purple beach ball, and started to baby talk and flirting at it. “Cmon, what do you mean you’re not up for some creative havoc??”

(( AHHH YOU’RE BACK I MISSED YOU ))

[walled-in-wallace]

“AHAhaa! For a moment there I thought this was the real Phobos, you almost killed me with embarrassment. It was worth a shot though, nice try!”

[walled-in-wallace]

When did you start wearing spats?

I’M SORRY

[walled-in-wallace]

But to you, it seemed like a year, hasn’t it? Well lets figure that out! 

it’s actually pretty ridiculous. No wonder you’ve got such a high dimensional invasion rate. Outsiders LOVE it here. An hour could be lived in a century to other beings but to natives like you... well, lets just say most places aren’t an ideal tourist location. Human lifespans are but a fraction of an earth day in most of elsewhere.

[walled-in-wallace]

Glad I was able to get out of there before numerical entropy kicked in. Too bad I lost my luggage on the trip back though. 

Oh well! Nobody’s going to notice one universe missing. Home sweet home!

[phobology-blog]

What is comfort? Honestly, it’s an art. 

[fractal-fourcube]

These two! 

Phobos Ion and Wallace Way are one of my favorite duos I’ve come across in a while. They crack me up (no pun intended, Wally!) every time they appear on my dash, and their muns are such cool artists–cool people in general!

Here they are in my style. I hope this came out somewhat okay–scanning process sent it a little wonky. (Oh, yeah, I have a scanner now. Woot! No more crappy iPhone pics!) It took me forever to get their expressions right, but it was worth it. Cheers!

@phobology and @walled-in-wallace

[phobology-blog]

why are these two working together again 

[walled-in-wallace]

//Its done!! The surgery is over. Now I have two weird red patches in my eyes and my vision is foggy. But those will wear off. They used to sting so much like I'm in eye hell but thats slowly wearing off too. Tears make things less painful so I took some effort to cry on the most mundane of things after I ran out of actual reasons to do that. It was a lil funny.

[walled-in-wallace]

Ok so, I had a pretty bad day today. So here are some very early Wallaces! This was the first time I drew him actually. He used to have a tie and a tiny hat, but then I figured it was a little too much trinkets here n there for no reason, and the tie didn’t really contribute much to his character, Alright I guess I’ll come back tomorrow no doubt. Personal reasons under a readmore of what happened today.

Ok so, right as I was done unpacking, I had to go to the hospital cause of my severe myopia, which was starting to rip my retina apart and possibly blind me in both my eyes. I stayed there for 7 hours total, cause of bad management on their part I guess, and they had to do a Laser Photocoagulation surgery kind of thing on both of my eyes. But that’s ok! I had my insurance pay for it, turns out the risk of going blind is a pretty good excuse to get them to cover my expenses. Now I gotta continue the thing on Friday, and after that, wear sunglasses for a week or so. I’m a little nervous, but hey at least it’s a good excuse to look cool indoors for a whole week. I just wish all this had happened earlier before I moved, or at least after I’ve settled.

[walled-in-wallace]

//I'm finally going to be moving to a new place tomorrow. It's across a continent so preparations were big, but anyway thats my reason for not being active lately. Bye UK, I'll be seeing you in a while. Anyway, hoping my activity will spring back up on the 11th and Ill finally be able to reply to everything! Cheers.

[walled-in-wallace]

// whispers // Hello friend~ // He extends a finger with a gold-tipped nail and draws it across one of Wally's corners, catching into his surface and pulling at it with the sound of paper tearing. Kkkccch. //

“Ooh! Ah-Ouch! Hi there! Is this how you usually greet your friends, or am I getting special treatment? I probably deserved that! Thanks!

Did Phobos teach you that trick?”