Best Speedster Around

respect wally west or perish  🔪

[swiftys]

Father's day? Ahha no I've only ever heard of stan Barry Allen day 😌✨💕

[cryptkickers]

wally: so what’s your type

dick: cute, red hair, green eyes, dumb, funny

wally: that kinda sounds like me, too bad i’m not a girl.

dick: …did i mention dumb?

wally: yeah

dick: okay, just making sure

[wallywestxo]

Sex is a very intimate and sacred act. Remember, your body is a temple and you should only be sharing it with somebody who appreciates Wally West as the best speedster.

[sluggishslugcrimes-deactivated2]

Dick: can I interest you in a years worth of subtext that we might be dating but say no homo until one of us breaks and kisses the soul out of the other from pent-up gay feelings?

Wally: Hell yeah, where do I sign?

[wallywestxo]

if he hates wally west, i’m sorry babe but he ain’t the one.

[wallywestxo]

wally west definitely has tiktok. he does all the dancing trends flawlessly, with some prank meme videos on the side. he comes up with the weirdest POV’s like ‘you’re one of my molecules vibrating intensely when i go through walls’ and ‘you’re a souvenir on my shelf hearing arguments about whether or not water is wet happening in the other room’. he also definitely makes those ‘send this to your _’ and ‘the person who sent you this-’ videos, mostly wholesome ones.