#flash family

[sharksandjays]

Bart also says FUCK ICE!!!!

[robs-your-robins]

I had an ask about the Batfam ranking other super families and heroes on the JLA on a system of who is allowed to show up at the house without notice and it got me thinking.

Jason: But. You're. Wrong.

Dick: so you're saying you wouldn't be happy if Iris came waltzing up in here with those peanut butter fudge brownies.

Jason: The Flashes still rank second.

Dick: But-

Jason: But nothing. Are you seriously going to look Donna in the eye next time you see her knowing you ranked them second? After Wally? So much for your friendship.

Dick: That's fucking low.

Jason: I'm not budging here, Dickwad.

Dick: Tim, speak reason to this asshole

Tim, from the other room: I'm not fucking playing anymore.

Steph: Look, Tim, Damian, we all get that Jon and Kon are constantly here but you're off topic.

Damian: Are you not all pleased when Jon comes over? He worships you all though I cannot see why.

Cass: Duke, please state the rules.

Duke: Damian, the kid doesn't leave. He's always over. At this stage I expect to see him every night at the dinner table.

Cass: And Kon practically lives here.

Steph: Therefore they can't be considered.

Damian: First you hog the bathroom and now this.

Duke: We're ranking them by how annoyed we would be if they showed up without notice, with one being the least annoyed and the last being the most. Now, Clark can be ranked but not-

Bruce: *walks in with Clark*

Clark: You're... Ranking us all?

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's just... Who we would be least annoyed by if they just showed up.

Steph: It's not like... terrible.

Bruce:

Bruce: The Wonders, the Flashes and then Clark.

Clark: What?

Bruce: You leave crumbs all over the BatComputer every time you're here. We stopped feeding you and yet you still fucking manage it.

Clark:

Cass: Jordan is last on all our lists if it helps.

Bruce: That goes without saying.

[lesansnom]

Impulse et Max Mercury

[sagaduwyrm]

DPxDC

A 'Clockwork hates the Flashes because they keep fucking up the timestream' AU where Danny realizes that the speedsters he's been working with through the Justice League are the same guys that his grandfather has been rage-baking about and sending shadows of alternate timelines to kill.

At the same time, the flashes realize that the black flash(s) have a boss and it's the grandfather who bakes the cookies that their teammate keeps bringing to share. The cookies that the flashes coincidentally never get to eat because something always goes wrong when they try.

[p3n-1nk]

[three-semicolons]

If there are no Linda Park lovers then I am dead.

Linda Park, my beloved.

[melonlthawne]

this one won the poll. both baby bart & wally have equal discomfort with each other

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: No, it’s cool. You guys got your little hero thing. I’m fine. I mean, I got better things to do than tag along with some superpowered research party.

Kon: You can join in.

Bart: *nods*

Tim: Okay, but only because I lied about having better things to do.