OGP

{brand-name}-official is a popular bit on the social media website Tumblr, where an individual, who is by no means employed as any kind of media manager by the brand in question, satirically impersonates the brand while engaging in behaviors that said brand would obviously never permit from its actual brand account managers. Such behaviors may include, but are not limited to: gratuitous use of profanity, shitposting, and being pro-union.

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Shoutout to whichever underpaid intern is responsible for picking music for the radio. No idea how you keep getting these non- corpo-pop tracks past the censors, but I, for one, appreciate it

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GMD stands for G*d Muthafuckin Damnit, actually

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I feel like I’m about to collapse like a character from a lego game that just ran out of hearts