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ARIES:
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LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:

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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
TAURUS:
GEMINI:
CANCER:
LEO:
VIRGO:
LIBRA:
SCORPIO:
SAGITTARIUS:
CAPRICORN:
AQUARIUS:
PISCES:
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Signs as minor inconveniences
Aries: Tossing trash at the garbage can and missing, then having to go pick it up
Taurus: When ice cream melts onto your hands and they get all sticky
Gemini: When you pour your cereal only to realize you're out of milk
Cancer: Slightly shifting your weight in bed and having your fitted sheets come undone
Leo: Burning your tongue on something when you're really hungry
Virgo: When your power goes out and your digital clocks all reset
Libra: Getting comfortable on the couch and then not being able to reach the remote
Scorpio: When your earbuds get caught and violently get yanked out of your ears
Sagittarius: Repeatedly misspelling your password
Capricorn: Having your arms full when you need to open a door
Aquarius: Walking down a hallway with squeaky shoes after coming in from the rain
Pisces: Walking into a room and forgetting what you were about to do
Virgo: I need you to stay calm, okay?
Aries: Yeah, I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that it relaxes me.
The signs’ aesthetics
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
How the Signs Show Their Love
Aries: light shoulder punches, defending your honor, inviting you out often Taurus: paying for a meal, giving back rubs, working hard for you Gemini: sweet indirects, remembering your favorites, making something creative for you Cancer: small surprise gifts, planning ahead for days together, telling you about themself Leo: getting dressed to impress, bragging about you to others Virgo: sharing good books, making dinner, telling you their hidden secrets Libra: giving out their Tumblr, goofy smiling as soon as they see you, taking your side in an argument address, Scorpio: hugs from behind, getting vengeance for you, sharing their insecurities Sagittarius: flowers, no holding back their laugh, goading you into doing something crazy for thrills Capricorn: compliments, texting you often, telling you all their fun facts Aquarius: sharing their conspiracies, opening up to you with their emotions, believing in you Pisces: kisses on the cheek, telling you their wildest dreams, imagining being together and growing old
˜”*°• The Signs As Colors •°*”˜
Aries: Cherry Red #9F0622
Taurus: Gingerbread Brown #9F5529
Gemini: Periwinkle Purple #CCCCFF
Cancer: Stone Blue #87ABBB
Leo: Dandelion Yellow #FFD236
Virgo: Hypnotic Greenbrown #544B20
Libra: Lace White #FAF3EB
Scorpio: Burnt Umber Redbrown #8A3324
Sagittarius: Marmalade Orange #F78707
Capricorn: Khaki Brown #C3B091
Aquarius: Ballet Slipper Pink #FFBFCD
Pisces: Pistachio Green #AACE97
The Signs As The Simpsons Characters
Aries: Moe Szyslak
Taurus: Milhouse van Houten
Gemini: Bart Simpson
Cancer: Maggie Simpson
Leo: Helen Lovejoy
Virgo: Homer Simpson
Libra: Ned Flanders
Scorpio: Montgomery Burns
Sagittarius: Barney Gumble
Capricorn: Lisa Simpson
Aquarius: Comic Book Guy
Pisces: Marge Simpson
The Signs As Lyrics To “Wannabe” by Spice Girls
Aries: Now don’t go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine.
Taurus: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
Gemini: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
Cancer: I won’t be hasty, I’ll give you a try.
Leo: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Virgo: Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.
Libra: What do you think about that now you know how I feel.
Scorpio: If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast.
Sagittarius: If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye.
Capricorn: Say you can handle my love are you for real.
Aquarius: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give.
Pisces: Make it last forever friendship never ends.
The Signs As Things People Studying Abroad Do
Aries: Takes it easy and hangs out with friends during the days, making everyone believe that they are a laid back rebel. But secretly studies all night and achieves best results possible (apart from their serious lack of sleep).
Taurus: Goes to all the cafés and restaurants in town with friends to relax after intense study periods.
Gemini: Gets along with everyone and meets a beautiful special-someone either from class or from a party. The two goes out often for romantic dates in local places.
Cancer: Calls home at every given opportunity due to homesickness. But still toughens through the entire school period with help of friends and family.
Leo: Makes friends immediately and has a huge crowd of diverse friends that helps them with different subjects.
Virgo: Spends all their spare time at the local market. Traditional parades, parties and gatherings are their favorites, and they’d never miss it for anything in the world.
Libra: Relaxes by sightseeing all the infamous buildings and historical monuments.
Scorpio: Balances free time with studying very well. Returns home with both friends and knowledge.
Sagittarius: Has a knack for linguistics, manages to learn the foreign language in a short period of time and can converse with locals and native speakers.
Capricorn: At their dorm the majority of their time buried in books and notes, learns everything they can manage with the time on their hands. Respected by every teacher and student.
Aquarius: Photographs all the tiny but vital details in study life. Piles of books, cup of coffee, a neat classroom, the view from the window; you name it.
Pisces: Goes out for afternoon jogs to both relax and to get a closer look of the average day for locals.
Positives traits of the moon signs? Thank you if you answer! Love your work!
Positive Traits of the Moon Signs
Aries
Quick AF. It's those impulses that give them reflexes like Spider-man. They don't take any shit from people. Sharp comebacks and even sharper left hooks if you ever try to throw hands with one. Will not allow themselves to be bullied. Will get over their anger very quickly so they will not hold a grudge for long. Will tell you immediately how they feel and mean it which means you won't have to guess what's going on with them emotionally.
Taurus
Mellow AF. Very down to earth. Will be logical when processing emotionally charged situations. The moon is actually exalted in Taurus so it's working optimally here. It'll be rare to see them fly off the handle. Great fashion sense and always knows what to do physically to make themselves feel beautiful. Great aestheticans [Moon=feminie, Taurus = resources/pleasure/beauty]. Loyal and best cooks. The go-to person to make you a "comfort food" meal when you're sad.
Gemini
Intelligent AF. Great writers. Strategic. Will be the most social person in the room, knowing how to mesh with all different types of personalities. Life of the party. Very sharp mental reflexes and will never run out of things to talk about, their minds are running a mile a minute at all times. Because of their tendency to analyze, they might actually make good psychologists because they mentally compartmentalize their feelings to dissect why they/others are reacting a certain way. Very good at giving advice as well.
Cancer
Intuitive AF. Will feel something before it appears/is said. Wonderful nurturers [regardless of sex]. Lunar qualities will be emphasized here since the Moon is in her home sign. Will know just what you need even if you don't say it. Incredibly compassionate. They just want to help. Very protective of those they love. Very good at expressing their emotions as well. If you're in a relationship with one, this will be a plus. Close ties to family and will always put those they love first.
Leo
Warm AF . Generous. Proud. Boss energy. Generally optimistic and knows how to get a party started. Literally, so much fun. Their love of the spotlight makes them great entertainers. Actually very good artists. LOYAL to those they care for. Enthusiastic and are the biggest cheerleaders to those they are close to. I also see these folk being very accepting of others. They draw in children like magnets. It's all that playful leonine energy sitting on their "maternal/nurturing" planet. Attention grabbers.
Virgo
Organized AF. A healthy understanding of facts and figures. Always on top of the minutiae. These are the people you want running your books for you. They will catch almost any flaw in the numbers. Very hard to fool them numbers-wise. The earth energy here as well makes them reliable. They'll be creatures of habit more often than not. Not really the type to give you any nasty surprises. They usually mind their business because they know there's nothing more annoying than a nosey fuck. In addition, Lunar Virgos are service-oriented and will always lend you a helping hand. They make the best trainers, regardless of profession.
Libra
Charming AF. Typically diplomatic. Typically good at seeing different sides to things/arguments. Because of their love of aesthetics, this is the person you want around if things need a makeover: your house, your office... you. Midas touch when it comes to making things beautiful. Like Venusian Librans, they often smell good. They make good partners because they love balance and equality in relationships. As a result, you will hardly see yourself getting taken advantage of if one of these lunar Librans really falls in love with you.
Scorpio
Analytical AF. Very in touch with their feelings though they don't always show it. Human polygraphs- it's very hard to lie to these people. They have this magnetic allure to them that makes you want to either know more or tear their clothes off. Fantastic sexual partners because of their innate knack of tuning into the other person's feelings during the act. Very good psychologists, so talking to one with this placement will be helpful if you need to sift through emotional dirt. Masters at investigation.
Sagittarius
Visionary AF. These people have pioneering spirits. This lunar placement is the idealist that makes things into realities. Their emotional nature is ruled by fire so they have a hard time not going for what they want. Kinda hard to hurt their feelings since they know how to take it on the chin. All the same, their emotions are mutable, so they are very go-with-the-flow. Fun. Exciting. Love to laugh and from my experience, will be the peacemaker between conflicting parties. Will give you the slap in the face you need/reality check when you're screwing up.
Capricorn
Boss AF. Seriously, this moon sign is not really afraid of anything. They have a regal nature and, like Scorpios, a relentless drive that helps them get through dog-eat-dog environments. Now I know they can being seen as "cold" or "coldness" isn't usually something that's seen as a positive, but sometimes it can be useful to be ruthless- especially if you're protecting yourself, your business, or those you care for. Cap moons have this on lock. They set clear boundaries. React logically and in general, are very responsible. They typically don't get involved in drama.
Aquarius
Egalitarian AF. This is the humanitarianistic lunar placement that puts the greater good above themselves. Very hard to find a lunar Aquarian that'll stand by watching someone get disrespected or discriminated against. They will put you in your place with the quickness. The person you want in your corner if you want an advocate. Very observant. Deep thinkers. They have a keen ability to discern things without being swayed or manipulated by emotions- from themselves or others.
Pisces
Imaginative AF. They can make a mundane idea/situation morph into something akin to the Studio Ghibli world. They see things we don't. This is because their emotional world is ruled by Neptune. It's all a dream. Amazing artists. Very in tune with their/others' emotions. Very sensitive and compassionate and they always want to help. They are always giving. Siren-like voices. Fuck, just serenade us all already.
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Busy bee and perfectionist
Practical and critical
Blunt and clever
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