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the signs as nicknames for the american woodcock
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ARIES: Timber rocket TAURUS: Bog sucker GEMINI: Hokumpoke CANCER: Big-eye LEO: God's leftovers VIRGO: Wrong-clawed LIBRA: Fiddle squeak SCORPIO: Night partridge SAGITTARIUS: Dood CAPRICORN: Lifts the pot AQUARIUS: Labrador twister PISCES: Little russet feller
The signs as Jennifer Behr bridal crowns
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the signs as names of mario's footstep sounds in the super mario 64 code
source: Supper Mario Broth (@suppermariobroth)
ARIES: Jumping_Smile TAURUS: Sonata for You GEMINI: I Want to Drink It All In CANCER: More Than Anyone Else in the World LEO: Boy_Friends VIRGO: Little Bird in a Cage LIBRA: Teenage SCORPIO: Temptation in Your Eyes SAGITTARIUS: Creaking Floor CAPRICORN: That Shop on the Way to School AQUARIUS: Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves PISCES: Just a Number of Memories...
the signs as grammatical fumblerules
definition, and source
ARIES: Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors. TAURUS: A writer must not shift your point of view. GEMINI: Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. CANCER: Don't overuse exclamation marks!!! LEO: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole. VIRGO: Don't use contractions in formal writing. LIBRA: Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. SCORPIO: Don't string too many prepositional phrases together unless you are walking through the valley of the shadow of death. SAGITTARIUS: Always pick on the correct idiom. CAPRICORN: It is incumbent upon us to avoid archaicisms. AQUARIUS: Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents. PISCES: Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The signs as Juicy Couture bags
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the signs as screens from the net (1995)
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the signs as sabrina carpenter's nonsense outros
source ARIES: Maybe you won't date me, but your dad will / Tonight I will be drinkin', who's got Advil? / Did you know I wrote this song in Nashville? TAURUS: I only date him if he pays my rent-ay / If you are a Swiftie you're mi gente / Let me hear you make some noise DF GEMINI: You should do more kissin' and less talkin' / Boys are like a buffet, I want options / I heard the hottest people live in Austin CANCER: Soon cometh my album so exciting / My heart doth pound beneath my breasts, so mighty / Outside Lands, it’s like thou art inside me LEO: Boy, come over, this is not a drill / He said "Get on top", I said "I will" / Then he made me come to Brazil VIRGO: He gave me the D and it's A plus / Oklahoma you're so cute it's too much / Tulsa backwards is actually a slut LIBRA: When I'm in the bed, you know I'm snugglin' / When I'm in the bathtub, I'm in bubblin' / When I turn him on that dick is Dublin SCORPIO: Made his knees so weak he had to spread mine / He's drinkin' my bath water like it's red wine / Coachella, see you back here when I headline SAGITTARIUS: Guess what it's my birthday so I don't have to sing an outro tonight / I can do whatever the fuck I want 'cause it's my birthday / Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, baby, yeah CAPRICORN: Three times in one night can be my hat trick / Put your hands up if you're really that bitch / Calgary you do not rhyme with jack shit AQUARIUS: Listen to this awesome instrumental / ... / Wasn't that joke funny, Sacramento PISCES: Made it to the outro how you doin'? / I'm starting to think love is an illusion / Beyoncé is the greatest thing from Houston
the signs as unauthorized brat t-shirts
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the signs as cryptic bad advice from lorelei and the laser eyes
ARIES: Never plow sideways, Signorina. TAURUS: Never trade your nails for sausage, Signorina. GEMINI: Even a bad letter will end up somewhere. CANCER: Sometimes, the truffle hog finds an unexpected rose. LEO: Even the greatest artists can make a bad omelette. VIRGO: The hammer has no directions for the anvil. LIBRA: If the flute blows smoke there will be no dance. SCORPIO: A happy bishop does not sadden the saint. SAGITTARIUS: Lending an umbrella to a salmon is a fool's errand. CAPRICORN: Don't trust a hiker who asks for a bigger forest. AQUARIUS: Always walk in a straight circle, Signorina. PISCES: To the goose all ducks are swans, Signorina.
the signs as places sims can woohoo
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ARIES: Dumpster TAURUS: Resort building GEMINI: Time machine CANCER: Hot air balloon LEO: Photo booth VIRGO: Shower LIBRA: Vibromatic Heart Bed SCORPIO: Sarcophagus SAGITTARIUS: Party bush CAPRICORN: Money vault AQUARIUS: Anywhere, as bats PISCES: Underwater cave
The signs as Nonno magazine covers
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the signs as steve albini (rip)'s pseudonyms
ARIES: Terry Fuckwit TAURUS: Mr. Billiards GEMINI: All CANCER: Astroboy Albini LEO: King Barbecue VIRGO: A Skinny Bespectacled Guy LIBRA: Buck Naked SCORPIO: Don Moist SAGITTARIUS: Whodini CAPRICORN: The Proprietor AQUARIUS: The Li'l Weed PISCES: Fluss (his cat)
the signs as 16th century criminal aliases
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ARIES: Speedy's Woman TAURUS: Brother Standfast GEMINI: Shifty CANCER: Furry Cathy LEO: Grinder Girl VIRGO: Brains LIBRA: Playbunny SCORPIO: The Devil's Knave SAGITTARIUS: Mercenary John CAPRICORN: Pointy Head AQUARIUS: The Moulder PISCES: The Crawler
The signs as Imaan Hammam and He Cong for Vogue Global January 2022 looks
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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
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the signs as balatro jokers
ARIES: Burnt Joker
TAURUS: Bull
GEMINI: Chaos the Clown
CANCER: Dusk
LEO: Baron
VIRGO: To Do List
LIBRA: Throwback
SCORPIO: Gros Michel
SAGITTARIUS: Hit the Road
CAPRICORN: To the Moon
AQUARIUS: Abstract Joker
PISCES: Splash
the signs as the us presidents' doodles
source: The Washington Post
ARIES: Theodore Roosevelt
TAURUS: Herbert Hoover
GEMINI: Lyndon B. Johnson
CANCER: Rutherford B. Hayes
LEO: Dwight D. Eisenhower
VIRGO: Barack Obama
LIBRA: Warren G. Harding
SCORPIO: Richard Nixon
SAGITTARIUS: Theodore Roosevelt
CAPRICORN: Barack Obama
AQUARIUS: Herbert Hoover
PISCES: Ronald Reagan
