My Fucking Life - Depressionen

Über eine Krankheit, die oft für keine Gehalten wird.

[incorrect-malec]

Jace: Are you drunk?

Alec: No! I'm Alec.

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

Jace: Oh good because Clary just told me if I'm Drunk I'm not driving and I need to find this Drunk and take their keys away.

Alec: Cool I'll help you!

Magnus and Clary: *deeeeeeeep sighs*

[incorrect-malec]

Clary: For the record, I wasn't that drunk last night.

Alec: You called a cab to take you home.

Clary: See? You're only proving my point.

Alec: The party was at your house.

[gunsatthaphan]

Magnus: so you wanna go to Hunters Moon?

Alec: yea but we need a nanny for Madzie

Magnus:…who’s Madzie

Alec:

Magnus:

Alec: there’s something i need to tell you

[wastedd-ttimes-deactivated20200]

everything i like is either illegal, expensive or not texting me back

[nou-maa]

music hits different when you got someone in mind

[schwierigephase]

“Life wasn’t about becoming, was it? It was about being.”

— Kate Atkinson (via quotemadness)

[lkm-7-deactivated20200327]

tbh my heart is real different than it was last year this time around

[extramadness]

[memescomedy]

[destroymylife]

[jkatnay]

Disney: *makes yet another live Acton remake*

Me:

[incorrect-malec]

Jace: Do you think three is a big number?

Magnus: That depends. Are we talking about drinks or murder?

[book-caps]

Caitlyn Siehl, This is Not a Love Poem

[madgirlf]

this is my favorite line of poetry of all time

[yessirwhateversir]

Discovering your Fetishes

[mysadisticdesires]

Accurate.

[scorpionemoji-deactivated202108]

*wonders how you’re doing but won’t text you ever*

[xatheer-castielx]

Alec: WHO ate my fries- I swear you wanna freaking go-!

Magnus: Alexander, I did!

Alec: -Out with me. I mean, if you want more fries we can get more fries.

[xatheer-castielx]

Jace: I was once arrested for being too handsome.

Magnus: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.