x Atheer Castiel x

I guess i'm a little bit of everthing. I like aesthetic shits, I'm all about the healthy life yet I have these sad days, sorry, months, when I just sit there and question my existence.

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Alec: WHO ATE MY MUFFINS I WILL BRE-

Magnus, guilty: im sorry, Alexander, it was me.

Alec:

Alec: I will bring you some more just you wait, babe !

Jace,Izzy and clary terrified:

Magnus, turning around: you little fuckers owe me.

Jace,Izzy and clary: [ aggressive nodding ]

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Izzy: now everybody turn to the right and compliment the person next to you.

Magnus: *looks to see Jace's next to him*

Magnus : you have a very punchable face.

Jace: thank you, I get that a lot.

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Magnus: Can I borrow your phone!?

Alec: No

Magnus: Why ?!

Alec: *remembering the 100 photos he has of him and Church together*

Alec: *remembering telling Magnus he don't like Church very much *

Alec: I'm cheating on you

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Catarina : Don't forget, it's always a good idea to keep a snack with you.

Magnus: I know? That's why Alexander's always around .

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Alec: *does absolutely nothing*

Magnus: Can you seriously be any more adorable?? Outrageous.

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Alec: While I’m gone, Jace, you’re in charge.

Jace: YES!

Alec, to Izzy: You’re secretly in charge

Izzy *Rolled her eyes*: Obviously.

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Alec: So there's something I've been meaning to ask you-

Magnus: THANK THE GODS! Finally, you're proposing!

Alec: How did you...know?

Magnus: Alexander you dropped the ring like five times during dinner

Magnus: I even picked it up once

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Jace: So you two are boyfriends?

Magnus: Yes.

Alec: Eh.

Magnus:

Alec:

Magnus: We've slept together every night for the past three weeks. What would you call me?

Alec: The best friend ever!

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Magnus *annoyed*: I think I'd make a good boyfriend

Alec, *angry*: You'd make a GREAT boyfriend!

Magnus, *angry*: Yeah? Well I think whoever ends up with you is going to be damn lucky.

Alec: Not as lucky as whoever ends up with you!

Jace: Wh... what am I looking at here?

Izzy, *so done*: They're angry flirting again.

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Magnus: Hey Blondie , can you spell “Magnus”?

Jace: Uh, M-A-G-N-U-S?

Alec: You forgot the D.

Jace: There’s no D in Magnus?

Alec: Not yet. *smirks at Magnus*

Jace: *chokes on kale smoothie*

Magnus: *doesn’t even look up as he calmly flips through a book* Alexander, don’t pretend you’re the top in this relationship.

Jace: *chokes on kale smoothie some more*

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Magnus and Alec: *kissing*

Jace: *walks in and clears throat* Excuse me.

Alec: Huh? O-oh...

Jace: Care to tell me what you two were doing?

Magnus: I was taking some crumbs off Alec's lips.

Jace: With yours? Napkins exist too y'know.

Magnus: *Rolls his eyes* Napkins are too overrated.

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Alec: *gazing at Magnus*

Magnus: What?

Alec: If you could only see how wonderful you look right now.

Magnus: And I wish you would just accept how beautiful you are.

Izzy: *holding back tears* Can one of ya'll propose already?

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Clary: If I were about to walk off a cliff, what would you do?

Alec: Push

Clary: I don’t believe that

Alec: You would on the way down

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Alec: You have a sweet lookin' ass.

Magnus: What was that?

Alec: You have very nice eyes.

Magnus: I liked the first one better.

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Alec, homeschooling Clary: Turn to page zero

Clary: But Alec, it's-

Alec: Blank. Just like your future. You were born to die. Welcome to philosophy 101

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Alec: I win

Magnus: I am literally pinning you down

Alec: I know :)

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Alec: So what’s your type?

Magnus: Tall, sarcastic, oblivious, hazel eyes…

Alec: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad we’re just friends

Magnus: Did I mention oblivious?

Alec: Yeah, why?

Magnus: Just making sure