i can play the fool you need

Character sideblog for Trevor Paige, located on the Balmung server in FFXIV. Follows from @seekingthedawn

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[poemswords]

“I am both worse and better than you thought.”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath (via books-n-quotes)

[nocontextpsych]

[soundofbloom]

[lihzeh]

Reblog this if you are a FFXIV RPer on the Crystal Data Centre.

[wanderingpaige]

TRUST NPC - TREVOR PAIGE

Selection: “You couldn’t find anyone else?”

Job: Gunslinger (Machinist, Ranged DPS Role)

Weapons: Gun(s).

AI Behavior: As a ranged DPS class, Trevor will stay as far away as possible from melee enemies in order to eliminate any chance of damage against cleaves/melee AoEs. Because of his proclivity toward avoiding damage, he will refuse to join the group during stack mechanics. Loves AoE damage, and will use Flamethrower/Bioblaster whenever available if fighting more than one target. If the group does not use LB by 7%, he will automatically attempt to cast it. Always idles with the /scheme emote.

Battle Lines:

“Let’s get this over with, yeah?” - Start of the dungeon

“FIRE! Hahahahaha!!!” - Using Flamethrower

"Don’t underestimate me." - Using Reassemble before an ability

“Shut up and take a seat!” - Using Head Graze/Foot Graze/Leg Graze

“What would you do without me?” - Assisting an Ally

Limit Break:

“Too slow!” - Using limit break with 1 bar

“I won’t let you win!” - Using limit break with 2 bars

 “Will you just die already?!” - Using limit break with 3 bars

KO’d:

“What a waste...” - Variation 1

 “You owe me double for this!” - Variation 2

Revived:

“I would’ve helped myself up sooner or later...” - Variation 1

“...Thanks, I guess.” - Variation 2

Tagging: @gyrabanian @celesiel @thegoddamnhawkman @shilohartorian @nemophilisty @ffxivfisticuffs @cheche-dotharl @season-of-maha @scowlet and anyone else that wants to do it!

[muffinsandglasses]

“It doesn’t get any easier, does it?”

[gyrabanian]

i dont usually share my cheesy arts but here we are ft @wanderingpaige

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[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

A starving wolf in my soul,

Dacia Maraini, tr. by Tim Vode, from “Dreams of Clytemnestra,” wr. c. 1994 (via violentwavesofemotion)

[twistedcell]

[myrcella]

Only a fool makes threats he’s not prepared to carry out.

[scotchgrove]

say it to my face if it satiates your appetite 

[thegoodvybe]

[valtsv]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

[gyrabanian]

god im so emotional

[alisonzai]

[honoura]