moon & sun

Jeanne. Las Vegas. insta: wildhxcchild // You can lie to everyone around you, but you can't lie to the hole inside you. //

[q8q-deactivated20250929-deactiv]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

[tribblehugger96-deactivated2024]

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[rannithebitch-deactivated202312]

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

[triskeleaficionado]

[prontaentrega]

being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[bugeceicelim-deactivated2023120]

[marshmallow-man]

Babe, I can't cum, send me a selfie.

[catmask]

i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship

[catmask]

im saying thisbecause it would make everything worse and also funnier

[10001gecs]

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

[mas0nalexander]

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

[10001gecs]

[ohleparisien]

[sedaoksz61]

[affectioncore]

[satanslilslut666]

I’m sexually frustrated but also regular frustrated

[brandoblack]

hi life, please stop breaking me

[thegoodvybe]