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Don’t get mistaken. All bananawanis are his.

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littlemissleapyear asked:

"That's an awful lot of crinkling. Would you like me to take the paper ,Sir?" The spider softly spoke setting a new glass of whisky down the ice clicking loudly.

He frowned a bit, not even noticing when she appeared along with a glass of whisky. “You can take them.” He inhaled the smoke from his cigar deeply. Alcohol was a nice addition, too.

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Small pleasures.

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What a surprise.

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When you read ‘suna’ instead of ‘sauna’.

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Who the hell are you to tell me what to do

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Someone forgot to hit that anon button.

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ryathenaughtykitsune‌:

Originally posted by n5fw

It’s not about unemployment, its about finding enough work without the damn Marines horning in on everything.

“What kind of services do you offer?”

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ryathenaughtykitsune‌:

Originally posted by iligma

“Work…”

“You don’t seem like someoe unemployed with that gun.”

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ryathenaughtykitsune‌:

Originally posted by n5fw

“Oh yes that’s right, copying Mingo in making your own kingdom. How is that original?” She asked raising an eyebrow at the warlord.

“Then again I’m just a smuggler that’s frustrated the piss out of World Government and they can’t get a decent picture.” She smirked at the warlord.

He raised a eyebrow. “...The fuck you want?”

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ryathenaughtykitsune‌:

Originally posted by ghostdives

“Admit it, I’m not bad on the eyes and you enjoy my sassy wit~”

Look at her all proud and shit…

“I’m not here to work on your self-esteem.”

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ryathenaughtykitsune‌:

Originally posted by n5fw

Only when I wanna be~ I think I’m flat out adorable.“

“Kuh.”

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“Aren’t you charming, eh.”

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"Killing it with those one liners..."

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Nothing better than a peaceful day, cigar and wine.