Push me, Shove you

Indie RP / Cundalini / Mad Max (1979) Can be multiship but this Cundalini is mainly shipped with Mudgutsnoglory! Open to Canon/OCs/AUs and RPers of any skill level. No smut, thanks. Please read the Rules.

[givemetherpmeme]

My muse recently got a new job! Send "get back to work!" to see where they work with your muse.

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1. McDonald’s 2. In a court 3. Professional athletes 4. A coach 5. Math teachers at a high school 6. Crime scene investigators 7. Veterinarians 8. Doctor 9. Psychologist 10. Science professors at a college 11. Burglars 12. Therapists 13. Dog walkers 14. Garbage men 15. Pet groomers 16. Computer programmers 17. Video game designers 18. Superheroes 19. Serial killers 20. Drug lords 21. Factory workers 22. Grocers 23. Farmers 24. Architects 25. Interior designers 26. Real estate agents 27. Pathologists 28. Histologist 29. Roll again or mun’s choice. 30. Vacation planners 31. Workers on a cruise/other ship 32. Pilots 33. Surfers 34. Clothes designer 35. Candle makers 36. Police officers 37. Firemen 38. Soldiers 39. Nurses 40. Surgeons 41. Chemists 42. Authors 43. Poets 44. Movie stars 45. Singers 46. Cameramen 47. Bakers 48. Chefs 49. Electrical engineers 50. Plumbers 51. Roof repair 52. Gardeners 53. Play actors 54. Game designer 55. Managers 56. Florists 57. CEO 58. Janitors 59. Historians 60. Work at an animal shelter 61. Work at an orphanage 62. Shoemaker 63. Carpenter 64. Chemical engineer 65. Lab test subjects 66. Magicians 67. Sword swallowers 68. Kung-Fu teachers 69. Horseback riders 70. Glassmaker 71. Visual artist 72. Part of a choir 73. Babysitters 74. Photographers 75. Prophets

[everymadmaxshotsequentially]

[wantmyhandback]

Okay but what about an AU where the armalites don’t kill Sprog, instead they just steal him and have to raise a kid in between arguing over which one is gonna be his “dad”

[johnnytheboyo-deactivated201612]

They all take turns. Johnny is awkward around the baby. Clunk is the most responsible.

[wantmyhandback]

Clunk probably sings french lullabys or something

[wantmyhandback]

Okay but what about an AU where the armalites don’t kill Sprog, instead they just steal him and have to raise a kid in between arguing over which one is gonna be his “dad”

[wantmyhandback]

Tfw you just want your hand back but your friends go over board and kill multiple people

[yamcha]

I CANT BREATHE

[blkdzn]

bye

[tradeadjacent]

I LET OUT THE UGLIEST CACKLE

[wantmyhandback]

@mudgutsnoglory it's you

[mudgutsnoglory]

johnnytheboyo:

mudgutsnoglory:

amateur-chemist:

Headcanon: Mudguts loves kids because they’re brutally honest little bundles of energy that you can teach swears.

Same reason I love cockatoos.

but he should also have neither cockatoos OR kids

Aww, why not? They’re both part of a balanced diet.

[wantmyhandback]

Muddy, no.

[zenis]

everyones all ‘i wanna get w/ slit and nux’ and im all…. not once. not once has either of them brushed their teeth in their entire lives. listen. not once. are you sure. are you Down with that. are you - listen. I’m down with that. im Down with that but are You down with it. this isnt even getting into the fact. that their personal hygiene is also in question. again. im down with that. but are U down with that. are u really

[nomadscag-blog]

TBH, the Armalites too, when they’re on a long run (when are they not?). The only bikie who changes his clothing once is Johnny, and that was for court.  Toecutter?  There’s got to be a definite aroma of cum, sweat, beer, and blood, though the over-riding fragrance is going to be the ganja.  And thank god for that.  I think Bubba does a bit better by removing his jacket and shirt at night, and washing out the shirt once a week or so…he just seems VERY into personal care…for an Armalite, which is a low bar.  So if you met him you’d still notice some, shall we say, musk.  And the scent of gunpowder.  The Nightrider?  Takes some getting used to…until then, maybe breath through your mouth?

[amateur-chemist-deactivated2020]

I always pictured Bubba smelling like old leather and musk. Nightrider just smells like BO and pure gasoline. And TC just reeks of pot because I like to think he’s high at least 98% of the time. 

[johnnytheboyo-deactivated201612]

Johnny does fairly well for himself. Mudguts is named for a reason. He is the literal Pig Pen of the group. How do you do it, Lini?

[wantmyhandback]

He probably has ways of getting Mudguts into a shower.

[weloveshortvideos]

There is no way to explain this.

[thankgoth]

when will they be touring

[warboywhisper]

[SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT AN ARMALITE WITH THE PHI’S TATTOOED ON HIS PALMS LIKE KIMBLEE FROM FMAB

[warboywhisper]

DO THEY HAVE A GUY WITH A TATTOO GUN OR DO THEY STICK AND POKE THE MARKS

[johnnytheboyo-deactivated201612]

My HC is that if they’re in town _with_ a parlor nearby, then they’ll use a gun, but generally it’s stick and poke for them. Also that because Cundalini had “hands like a surgeon” he’s generally the artist. After he loses his hand, Johnny considered taking up the job, but they all sorta got MURDERED before that could happen.

[rpmememaker]

Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...

❣ - hands

❤ - voice

۵ - feet

❦ - lips

ø - eyes

ღ - nose

♮ - body type

♫ - singing voice

✮ - sleeping habits

✉ - texting habits

✿ - laugh

✍ - writing style

⌨ - time-wasting habits

❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques

✎ - taste in music/literature

☤ - self care/first aid habits

✪ - favourite food/eating habits

☁ - ideal holiday

✄ - nervous habits

☂ - sadness

❈ - ideal birthday

[wantmyhandback]

Cundalini and Mudguts for the ship meme <3

Who is the clingy one? - Both, in a sense, but Mudguts is more physically clingy.Who is more likely to admit a mistake? - Maybe Cundalini? I suppose?Would they lie to make each other happy? - It depends in what context. Not with everyday things, but they'll try to reassure each other they're alright even if they're not tbh. Cundalini acts like he's fine with his hand and not a fucking mess.Who is more experimental (in bed)? - Both? Probably Cundalini, but Mudguts is cool to go along with most things.Who is more spontaneous? - Muddy a little more so.What do they do to cheer up each other on a bad day? - Eachother.Is there something they’d like to change about each other? - I don't feel like there would be. They're pretty happy.How do they describe one another to other people? - Mudguts probably has a bunch of cheesy nicknames for Cundalini, and the latter just uses every positive word he knows. They probably talk about each other's asses too.How are they both handling money? - Fucking shit.Who is the more romantic one? - Mudguts is the silly romantic, Cundalini is the more serious/sexy romantic, I feel.Lazy days or adventure together? Who prefers what? - Collectively they prefer adventures, but 'Lini likes the odd lazy day. Even then, they're not all that lazy, since Muds won't stay still for more than three seconds. Who is the one to more likely initiate sex? - I feel like it would be both of them. I mean, have you seen these two? Mudguts is more likely to just spring on his boyfriend though.If they had a pillow fight, who would win? - Mudguts. He has the most energy of the two.Who plans more cute surprises for the other? - Muddy is planning silly and cute surprises 24/7

[roleplay-booster]

SHIPPING THEM HARD! Send me two character names and I’ll fill out the list for you:

Who is the clingy one? - 

Who is more likely to admit a mistake? - 

Would they lie to make each other happy? - 

Who is more experimental (in bed)? - 

Who is more spontaneous? - 

What do they do to cheer up each other on a bad day? - 

Is there something they’d like to change about each other? - 

How do they describe one another to other people? - 

How are they both handling money? - 

Who is the more romantic one? - 

Lazy days or adventure together? Who prefers what? - 

Who is the one to more likely initiate sex? - 

If they had a pillow fight, who would win? - 

Who plans more cute surprises for the other? - 

[sunshinepredator-blog]

“Don’t tell mudgutsnoglory but I’m looking at Cundalini’s ass.”

[mudgutsnoglory]

“Sharing is caring, Bando!” Muddy gestured the other man over.

[johnnytheboyo-deactivated201612]

“Oh, Bando! You scamp.”

[wantmyhandback]

“Really though, who wouldn’t be looking at my ass.”

[otpprompts]

Person A is upset because there is no more toilet paper. They ask Person B what happened to it all. Person B comes running in with toilet paper wrapped all around them pretending to be a mummy.

[mudgutsnoglory]

wantmyhandback: †

Muddy was limp on the ground, three gunshots bleeding his last bit of life into the gravel. The pale sky above seemed to spin ‘round. His sight blurred. His hearing dimmed. Pain was the only sense that rang clear, but one thing managed to tame its grasp. Coming into focus was Cundalini’s face, caring eyes gazing down upon him, loving arms holding him near. Muddy could barely lift his head but managed to place a hand on ‘Lini’s cheek, drawing him near for one last kiss.

[wantmyhandback]

You never know what you're gonna find at a flea market. Muddy and 'Lini were wandering the aisles, and the little squirrel-man seemed intent on picking out presents for each and every member of the family. Holding up a giant inflatable fish, Muddy turned to his boyfriend and asked, "Since ol' Clunko popped his elephant, d' ya think this'll do?"

“I’m not sure fish and elephants are th’ same sorta thing, Muds-” Cundalini’s face appeared mockingly serious. “Then again, I’m not sure he’s all that picky!” he added as he nudged his boyfriend in the side

“So what other junk are you planning on buying today.”