Warden c!Sam

c!Sam rp blog

[wardenofpandorasvault]

greetings mr warden, whats your opinion on having this job?

do you enjoy it?

Hello. This job is very important and no one else could do it right.

[wardenofpandorasvault]

take off nooooow come hang out! let’s go get mcpuffy’s :)

— Visit Anon

hm... only this once.

[wardenofpandorasvault]

but other people work at the prison? Surely you have time off??

— visit anon

I'm usually here anyway... I'm the warden and all and... I mean... I guess i could take a day off.. at some point..

[wardenofpandorasvault]

🔥 Oh okay. Hi Sam ^^ the server is so dry without you now :( I miss seeing you around. It’s a consistency that I miss, and now you’re always in here. Doesn’t that make you sad?

— Visit Anon

I mean... that's sweet... but this job has to be done... for the good of the server...

[wardenofpandorasvault]

percaps you would like. A hat

A hat?

[wardenofpandorasvault]

fine. I’ll go find my lighter fluid if this is what it takes….

— visit anon

Please don't try to burn down the prison. You can visit me if you need to.

[wardenofpandorasvault]

you're lying about the taki chip aren't you?

No comment.

[wardenofpandorasvault]

what would a single taki chip do to you, mr warden?

I can handle a Taki, who do you think i am?

[wardenofpandorasvault]

“I’m here on orders from Quackity to ‘do his duty’ or whatever. All I know is it has to do with dream.”

I'm sorry, I don't think I can let you do that. This... matter is highly confidential.

[embroiledmerc]

“So confidential that he sends his guard dog to do it.”

[wardenofpandorasvault]

What do you mean "you don't want to but you are"?

[embroiledmerc]

“Contracts. Fine print so small I needed a magnifying glass…”

[wardenofpandorasvault]

I don't think that's okay..

[wardenofpandorasvault]

“I’m here on orders from Quackity to ‘do his duty’ or whatever. All I know is it has to do with dream.”

I'm sorry, I don't think I can let you do that. This... matter is highly confidential.

[embroiledmerc]

“So confidential that he sends his guard dog to do it.”

[wardenofpandorasvault]

What do you mean "you don't want to but you are"?

[wardenofpandorasvault]

Because I miss you! So, harr! I’m throwing eggs at the portal entrance door! Crime! You simply muuust arrest me now!

— visit anon

You miss me?

Also please don't throw eggs at the prison.. we don't have cleaning personal...

[wardenofpandorasvault]

do you wear wigs?

No, I do not.

[wardenofpandorasvault]

Yes, you.

— visit anon

Why would you want to visit me?

[wardenofpandorasvault]

“I’m here on orders from Quackity to ‘do his duty’ or whatever. All I know is it has to do with dream.”

I'm sorry, I don't think I can let you do that. This... matter is highly confidential.

[embroiledmerc]

“So confidential that he sends his guard dog to do it.”

[wardenofpandorasvault]

“I’m here on orders from Quackity to ‘do his duty’ or whatever. All I know is it has to do with dream.”

I'm sorry, I don't think I can let you do that. This... matter is highly confidential.

[wardenofpandorasvault]

Can’t believe you fumbled Ponk that hard like okay. Wow. Thanks for doing us a favor by leaving the awesomest person ever single again tho

...

[wardenofpandorasvault]

What are your opinions on Ranboo?

I don't really know them well, but I think he should be protected from whatever is going on on the server. They are still young and I feel bad for him... especially since his breakdown recently.