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I'm the Warden! And you're a criminal! {rp blog for the Warden from Superjail!}

[thematrixman]

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warduhn

   “Nyu?… You there!” he called out to the man with a purple garb. “Would you be so kind to tell me where I am?

[warduhn]

What on earth was that? It talked to him?! Or was that his imagination? Perhaps a new experiment from the doctor? Regardless, he pulled back in disgust upon seeing the weird octopus humanoid.

“Ugh... Hey-y, little guy... your uh, your creator’s probably in the basement, ah...” Where the hell was Jailbot when he needed him to deal with stuff like this? “If you would just follow me I’ll show you to him!”

[travelingconductor]

“I RUN TRAINS– !!!“

“I mean, AHAHAHA! I am the Conductor! I do the train conducting!” She shoots her hands up before curiosity prompts her to try and trade hats with the other. She just really wanted to see if this hat puffed out plastic clouds like her siblings. From just standing near it, the answer was a solid “no”, but that wouldn’t stop her from popping personal space for the sake of adventure!

“Big hat too! It is like you are twins but not twins! Not twin-brother is Warden? A very silly name, yes? No…? YES!!! What business trip? I am part of business, I believe!”

[warduhn]

“Aha, Warden isn’t my real name, it’s just a title. My real name is,” A TRUCK COMES ROARING BY, “But you can just call me the Warden! Pleasure to meet you, Conductor.” 

He glances up at the hands taking off his hat. Normally he didn’t mind, and really, he didn’t! While mysterious things sometimes fell out of it, it was only his own doing, and not the hat. It wasn’t anything special, really, despite complimenting his outfit. But it was a bit rude that she didn’t at least ask first.

Instead of the ‘expected’ clouds of plastic, under the purple brim lay only short, spiky black hair. “Mmm, yes, ah... Do be careful with that.” It was his after all.

[travelingconductor]

“YOU SOUND LIKE BROTHER– but you are not! You stink, very stinky stink!” Circles around excitedly before coming to a halt in front of the other.

“Did you eat my brother? He is big, but you are thin, but you stole his voice! This is funny…!!!” .-0

[warduhn]

‘Stinky’...

“I’ll have you know I took a shower this morning!” Warden spun around on his heel, trying to keep up with the quick pitter-pattering creature as it circled him.

“Ah, no. If your brother is like you, well, to put it lightly I’m not a fan of eating your ehm.... your species.”

He straightened up at the other stood before him, hands smoothing down his suit while eyeballing the mysterious other. Their overall enthusiasm was bubbling in his own chest and brightening his mood, but he stubbornly pushed it down with the annoyance derived his own current situation. “I’m the Warden! Only here on ah. Business trip...” Like hell he was gonna admit he was fucking lost. “And you are?”

[parkwatcher]

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balancing personality flaws

[warduhn]

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[warduhn]

travelingconductor started following you

“Uh- Ahaha, hello-o-o...” And what on earth was this curious thing?

[engineerxblu]

The slide had been rather disorienting and very unsuspected. It took only a minute for Dell to get his vision and focus back in order before he could take in his surroundings.

The pat on his back took his focus off the large hamster wheels and over to the generators he knew how to work with. This all felt all cruel and highly unusual to him, but he bit his tongue nd stopped himself from speaking out about the hamster wheels.

“Her workin’s seem all very normal and simple to me…” Dell began with a tilt of his hardhat and a wary smile to the Warden. “Could be an easy fix by the looks of it, but then again, it could be a disaster waitin’ fer us inside.Only way to really know is ta pop her open and check.”

[warduhn]

“Of course!” He leaped forward, rearing back a fist as if to dramatically punch the thing open, only to daintily press a tiny button on the side of the engine, popping open a small door in the place where the ‘tooth-gap’ of the engine’s face was on the front. 

Almost as soon as the door appeared in the side, massive flames erupted out from its opening, the orange tongues licking angrily at the closest and most unfortunate inmate standing idly by on his five minute break, setting him ablaze and starting a mass chain reaction of screaming death down the line of both inmates and experimental creatures. 

Warden ignored all of this, of course. He was more concerned about the poor state of the machines.

“As you can see, it’s been hell trying to get this thing up and running.” He jerked a thumb over to the door where the flames where slowly dying down. “The control panels and everything you need should be in there.”

[abattoirprince-blog]

Hugo sighs impatiently.”Red cube. Push the button on the side and it should take you home, back to your jail or whatever. Just get out of here.” What a horrible little man. Talking about his Elsen like they were toys to be bartered and sold. Disgusting.

[warduhn]

Red cube? He glanced this way and that around the room. Oh. That thing? It was so... boring. Flat, simple, and square. Where was the fun in that?

Whatever. He started slapping his hands all over the weird, floating device, childishly expressing his disdain through petty ‘violence’. 

Only when he papped at it for a moment or two did he start getting frustrated, pounding on it with his fists before giving it an aggressive kick. “Your-” he grunted, trying to push the levitating thing it down to the floor with his foot. “Your cube’s broken!”

[dashbeardconfessional]

can’t stop the jam.

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“Get out,Get out,Get out,Get out,Get out,”just ,shoves the other off his bed because strangers in his bed is a nono

[thatgermanspy-blog]

Oh that shut him up for a moment. Every time Anthony suffered from a nightmare he gets a huge urge to want attention and affection.

But he only shook his head “Even……even vhen I get nightmares….” well it was true….after he gets nightmares and calms down from it he just stays awake,drinks like 3 mugs of coffee before walking outside with a smoke.

[warduhn]

“Nnn... Ah. Yeah, same. Me too. Relatable. Don’t need anybody’s stinky opinions about that crap.”

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“Get out,Get out,Get out,Get out,Get out,”just ,shoves the other off his bed because strangers in his bed is a nono

[thatgermanspy-blog]

Oh no that was perfectly fine…..wait no it wasn’t! This was Anthony’s safe haven and this random stranger found his way in?

“As true as zhat might be,I do not sneak into peoples rooms vhile zhey sleep”

[warduhn]

“Even if you get nightmares?”

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[thatgermanspy-blog]

“How did…..you even get in here!? I locked zhe door!”

[warduhn]

“No where is truly inaccessible if you try hard enough! As someone in your profession, you would know that!” Really he crawled in through the window but shh. Secret window. Secret Warden. Secret. 

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[warduhn]

“Aw...”

And he had just gotten cozy, too.