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SLAP YOURSELF WITH MY DICK SO I KNOW IT'S REAL

Matt?

Duerm?

i hate when people get all theatrical and extra when they hack up loogies thats nasty b if u that kinda nigga i hope you get superkicked with a club foot you aint gotta make noise to spit my nigga

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ONLY PERSON I'M OK WITH DOING THIS IS BODIE FROM THE WIRE

husssel

jdottdot

Unless you gon’ do it

#things i say regularly

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i stopped smoking weed with white people when i saw my friend putting some extra shit in the grinder. I was like yo woah what u doin man what is that shit

he just looked at me man, winked and said some shit that sounded like trust me its fine barely anybody overdoses on this bro

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That’s grounds to an asswhooping. no one fucks with my weed

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YO I'M WHITE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL. WTF ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY PUT IN A GRINDER?

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You ever see a bad bitch with a lame nigga?

And then you’re like damn, that nigga is swavorless, he must be rich.

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i be saying “he has to be trickin large amounts to get her”

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LMAO I COMBINE THESE TWO STATEMENTS AND THINK I WONDER WHAT HE BOUGHT HER

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#gucci mane #waka flocka #bricksquad #christmas #reindeer

howtotalktogirlsatparties

I listened to it. Hey, it’s better than Mac Miller’s. That’s my response. It’s better than Mac Miller’s. He’s the worst guy around. Don’t get me started. His album cover is like, ‘Ugh, what is this?’ He’s trying to be artistic, huh? If I see him, I’m just going to have to apologize to him, like, ‘Man, I just want to apologize for hating you so much. Because I’m not going to stop. You’re probably a cool guy. I don’t feel violent in any way, but I really hate you. I hate your music, man.’ It’s just bad.

Danny Brown on hating (via howtotalktogirlsatparties

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