URSA MAJOR

[hazastarsi-keksz]

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[dogpuppy]

[catsofyore]

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

[clnclm]

[heartsl0b]

“Lepidopteran,” a creature drawn to electric light.

[dreemmachine]

just my humble attempt at raging against the machine

[dreemmachine]

i made a follow up! if this blows up, pls remember it is illegal to be mean to me. and i am a small artist you can give money to btw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the physical media depicted: lucky leaves by krill, worry by jeff rosenstock, self titled by babytooth. i love to tiny doodle album covers :)

[positivedoodles]

Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi / Buy the book [Drawing of an orange whale saying “You whale figure this out.]  [Drawing of a red whale saying “It whale be okay.”]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[charlesoberonn]

Anime creators will design so many cool and appealing girls and then make the main character a copy-paste skinny guy with black or brown hair.

[charlesoberonn]

I see a meme with a cute anime girl. I check out the anime she's from. The main character looks like this

[roving-rover]

[c00bie]

[warmbubbledmilk]

Same when im making sims

[caspercryptid]

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

[caspercryptid]

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

[caspercryptid]

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[academic-vampire]

𝔴𝔢 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱, 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰. 𝔶𝔢𝔰, 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲.

[sadhoc]

my friends have a cat who self identifies as a "boy" and uses he/him pronouns

[sadhoc]

we know this because he is owned by two lesbians who don't have very many he/him friends, so when they say "he" or "him" or "boy" they're usually referring to their cat, so their cat has started responding whenever somebody says "boy" or "he" by running up and looking at them expectantly. so he's a cat that has pronouns

[sadhoc]

This is the boy. By the way

[gokucat]

pronounce

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!