Warmest Best Regards

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Shmormest smegards,

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Congruently,

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I'm deleting this address, so don't bother replying,

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Don't forget to take out the recycling,

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Kewtly,

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Don't know why I even bother,

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Forget what you’ve heard about first impressions; it’s the last impressions that count. Last impressions — whether they’re with customer service or a date — are the ones we remember. They’re the ones...

Feeling a little left out of this discussion. At least it’s good to know that someone else in the world shares our concerns.

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Sort of thinking of you,

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Gorgeous,

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Check out my Twitter for more details,

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Glory be to Internet,

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Indubitably,

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Precocious in practice,

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Don't look now,

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Warm hat-tips,

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Yours in questionable circumstances,

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With feelings of sheepish infatuation,