The Spinach Wilts

Jesus holds the universe, inside his wife's fancy purse

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics

[his-shining-tears]

Cats and train miniature

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sammyblep]

showed this to my roommate and her only comment was "that was a whole feature-length film. i feel like i just watched a b-movie version of coraline" with a general miasma of despair about her face

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

Truly Shakespearean

[larstenobar]

nah this is straight Greek

[knowyournewmeme]

[setheverman]

party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[catasters]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[sukme]

[woolay]

guy who said “Vile little bitch” has radiant Dennis Reynolds energy

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[jenniferrpovey]

She’s oiling!

Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.

(And yes, she is adorable).

[bastardizedmilk]

this bitch got a skincare routine! she is THRIVIN!

[trashy-greyjoy]

Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And that’s the tea.

[artoounit]

[liberal-memes]

[kiwi]

fleetwood mac and cheese :)

[britneyspears]

Hello, Tumblr peeps! I’m here!! Ask away…  

[jncoes]

i would take a bullet for you britney

[stream]

Rush Hour 2 (2001) dir. Brett Ratner

[glutko]

Don’t like the vagueness of this news article.