🥜warnut🥜 @warnutreal - Tumblr Blog

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Soooo I may have been turned into a peanut by some cursed necklace LOL

Don't worry though, I'm doing just fine

Still able to make out as a peanut btw if any ladies are interested 😉 Maybe if I get a true loves kiss I'll transform back to Hylian 🥺💕

#peanuts are sexy too alright #someone out there will love me #peanutsexual or whatever #🥜💕⁉️#Update I went mad with power and have started a war. None of you are safe I will turn all of you into food #Update I'm in love??#Update I'm getting married #Update I got kidnapped by ants #Update I'm free #Update.. I’m a zombiee?#Update I'm alive again #Update I’m the easter bunny!!#Update I'm a criminut #Update I was abducted by aliens

holy shit you're still alive??

Yes! I definitely expected to rot by now, but I am, against all odds, still alive!! Wow!

do-it-four-swords

Greetings, Four! My dearest friend, Four. We have not spoken in many a month, but I am reaching out to you during these trying times to request your help. I know that you are employed.

I am very poor, and require funding for my newest endeavor. If you could invest just 100 rupees, I would forever be grateful 🙏

Thanks a bunch, Warnut 💕

…I’m not saying no, but I’d like to inquire as to what your newest endeavor may be before I give you the money

warnutreal

Well, I suppose that is fair...

I need this loan for. Mmm... Business purposes. It's top secret, you see. But I suppose I can give you a little hint. You know, as a treat.

I am making a

do-it-four-swords

Y’know what? I’ve sold a lot of swords recently so I have the money.

Sure, why not, here you go:

warnutreal

THANK YOU.

Now is my time......

Behold! My

#warnut

i don’t really go here anymore but a peanut related headcanon got really popular in a fandom for a game i like and i just thought of you 🥰 unfortunately the headcanon is that he has a peanut allergy so remind me to never introduce you to the voice of the hero from slay the princess

Aw, I'm so honored that you thought of me! It really means a lot to me, and- Oh...

...Nevermind, peanut allergy mentioned. I've already discussed in length here about my controversial takes regarding allergies... Please do not mention it again, it actually deeply triggers me 🫤

To think, you would headcanon such a thing... It sends shivers down my shell.

#warnut #the nutbox #<- my new askbox tag

do-it-four-swords

Greetings, Four! My dearest friend, Four. We have not spoken in many a month, but I am reaching out to you during these trying times to request your help. I know that you are employed.

I am very poor, and require funding for my newest endeavor. If you could invest just 100 rupees, I would forever be grateful 🙏

Thanks a bunch, Warnut 💕

…I’m not saying no, but I’d like to inquire as to what your newest endeavor may be before I give you the money

warnutreal

Well, I suppose that is fair...

I need this loan for. Mmm... Business purposes. It's top secret, you see. But I suppose I can give you a little hint. You know, as a treat.

I am making a

#warnut #lu rp

do you return like once a year or something

Sure do! Aren't you all happy to see me again? I've missed you guys! It's been rough out here, but I'm getting through it. And now, I'm getting ready to cook up something special!

#warnut #And I'm not talking about the chain stew. No more of that.

tortilla-of-courage

not the same anon but i was also thinking about warnut yesterday like. intrusive thought.

personally i blame the weather

LIKE THIS?????

warnutreal

Everyone loves me

linkbetweenlinksau

A little break from the comic lol

Hey there

"H-Hello....?"

I say without a tremor in my deep and charming voice, peering into the darkness. All on my lonesome, forgotten and dusty.

"Who's there?"

I ask, without fear or hesitation. Then, I gasp handsomely.

"Tumblr user bunnynotravioli?! Is that you?!" I haven't seen anybody in this desolate land for ages, so long that I've lost track of time. My wisdom, however, has tripled whilst I was kept alone in the darkness, with only my thoughts.

I've come up with a new business idea, one that's gonna blow everyone's socks off. Just you wait. I have to get myself back off the ground, re-establish myself as the leading peanut. I hope you are all excited!

#warnut

Did you know that my principal is named Mr Dees (actually), the kids in my grade won’t stop laughing about it but I told them it was insensitive towards nuts 😤

That is so silly. Thank you for standing up for us, anon ❤️

Of all the nuts available, how is Warnut a peanut not a walnut? But I'll add you to my ice cream sundae anyway.

Blame @tortilla-of-courage

#/j #ignoring the sundae part. stop trying to eat me

sleepyy-27

Hello, may I please request a drawing of Me? I quite like your art style and saw that requests were open, and so, I would most appreciate it if you would draw a portrait of yours truly!

Much love, Warnut 💕