War-Weary Medic

Hello, my name is Ratchet. Certain parties have at long last managed to convince me that this blogging platform is not as much a waste of precious time and energy as I originally thought it was, and who knows, I might actually find it enjoyable.

[warwearymedic]

Smokescreen, I wish I was as cool and hot as Smokescreen. He is the best cool hot bot. He sure is is the best is Smokescreen.

Smokescreen, don’t you have work to do?

[warwearymedic]

If you'd read closely, the assumption was you'd set wheel on Earth, not foot. Hah. I win.

You sound like Smokescreen.

[warwearymedic]

Well I for one assumed that, as you are a self driving ambulance, you were helping the humans out during their pandemic and easing their overworked medical service's burden. But you were... napping? Okay.

You’re assuming I’ve set foot on Earth in the last two years. We’ve had our hands full on Cybertron. 

[windblownmusing]

                             but believe me, i’m fine!                                           [ ━but i’m lying ]                           [ I’M SO VERY FAR FROM FINE. ]

[warwearymedic]

I’ll go back to my nap if you’re all going to be like that.

[warwearymedic]

Where have you been you old fuck?

This is rude.

Where exactly do you think I’ve been?

[warwearymedic]

I appreciate exactly one of the messages in my inbox at the moment. The rest of them, not so much.

[faixms100-deactivated20200729]

Thanks Ratchet, I needed that.

[scoutology]

finally got this out of my system, I can sleep now 

[buncha-bees]

Just a good boy and his dad 

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“Have fun, even if it’s not the same kind of fun everyone else is having.” - C.S. Lewis (via quotemadness)

via @quotemadness

[rrosyan]

Ultra Magnus has taken some beating and Optimus had to save his butt >:)c

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” - Jodi Picoult, My Sister’s Keeper (via the-book-diaries)

[kookirani]

Tfp Ratchet is my fave Ratchet♡

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