I didn’t wake up at 3AM for this

Hey, I’m Liam, the personification of the US state, Washington. No, not DC. (23)//(West Coast mun, main is @Genderfluid-todoroki)

[washington-googlehistory]

Liam guess what! -Rosemary

*seems pretty happy to see her* Yeah?

@nyo-hongkong-googlehistory

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I have a boyfriend!!!!

[washington-googlehistory]

Really? Who?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Henry Irwin!

[washington-googlehistory]

*takes a second to rember who that is, then shakes his head* Hutt River?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Yeah!

[washington-googlehistory]

*sort of purses his lips but shrugs it off* If.... If he treats you well, I guess. *smiles* You look really happy about him.

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I couldn’t be happier!!

[washington-googlehistory]

*grins and holds out his arms to her, seeing if she would be okay with a hug.* Then i’m glad!

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

*she hugs him*

[washington-googlehistory]

*hugs her back tightly*

[washington-googlehistory]

Liam guess what! -Rosemary

*seems pretty happy to see her* Yeah?

@nyo-hongkong-googlehistory

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I have a boyfriend!!!!

[washington-googlehistory]

Really? Who?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Henry Irwin!

[washington-googlehistory]

*takes a second to rember who that is, then shakes his head* Hutt River?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Yeah!

[washington-googlehistory]

*sort of purses his lips but shrugs it off* If.... If he treats you well, I guess. *smiles* You look really happy about him.

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I couldn’t be happier!!

[washington-googlehistory]

*grins and holds out his arms to her, seeing if she would be okay with a hug.* Then i’m glad!

[washington-googlehistory]

Liam guess what! -Rosemary

*seems pretty happy to see her* Yeah?

@nyo-hongkong-googlehistory

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I have a boyfriend!!!!

[washington-googlehistory]

Really? Who?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Henry Irwin!

[washington-googlehistory]

*takes a second to rember who that is, then shakes his head* Hutt River?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Yeah!

[washington-googlehistory]

*sort of purses his lips but shrugs it off* If.... If he treats you well, I guess. *smiles* You look really happy about him.

[washington-googlehistory]

Liam guess what! -Rosemary

*seems pretty happy to see her* Yeah?

@nyo-hongkong-googlehistory

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I have a boyfriend!!!!

[washington-googlehistory]

Really? Who?

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

Henry Irwin!

[washington-googlehistory]

*takes a second to rember who that is, then shakes his head* Hutt River?

[washington-googlehistory]

Liam guess what! -Rosemary

*seems pretty happy to see her* Yeah?

@nyo-hongkong-googlehistory

[nyo-hongkong-googlehistory]

I have a boyfriend!!!!

[washington-googlehistory]

Really? Who?

[washington-googlehistory]

Liam guess what! -Rosemary

*seems pretty happy to see her* Yeah?

@nyo-hongkong-googlehistory

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO KEEP COMMITTING TAX FRAUD AND BEING IMMORTAL NO MATTER WHAT

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* You, I guess?

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

Yep!

[washington-googlehistory]

Well thanks for the heads up, i’ll turn my hearing aids off for the next century

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

Hey!

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughes and waves his hand* Kidding. Even if you are kind of a jerk, i’m glad you’re not gone.

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said about me!

[washington-googlehistory]

*rolls his eyes* I’d say nicer things if you gave me a reason to

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO KEEP COMMITTING TAX FRAUD AND BEING IMMORTAL NO MATTER WHAT

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* You, I guess?

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

Yep!

[washington-googlehistory]

Well thanks for the heads up, i’ll turn my hearing aids off for the next century

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

Hey!

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughes and waves his hand* Kidding. Even if you are kind of a jerk, i’m glad you’re not gone.

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO KEEP COMMITTING TAX FRAUD AND BEING IMMORTAL NO MATTER WHAT

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* You, I guess?

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

Yep!

[washington-googlehistory]

Well thanks for the heads up, i’ll turn my hearing aids off for the next century

[aphhuttriversgooglehistory]

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO KEEP COMMITTING TAX FRAUD AND BEING IMMORTAL NO MATTER WHAT

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* You, I guess?

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

——

Riiiiight... So that noise definitely wasn’t said kitten?

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yes d- d- definitely

[washington-googlehistory]

Uh huh... Well if you want help, I have a rabid cat of my own back here.

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

——

Riiiiight... So that noise definitely wasn’t said kitten?

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

How are you, is everything okay?

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- w- w- well, I’m okay 

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds concerned* Thats good- did something happen? It’s not Rosemary is it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

It’s R- R- Rosemary related

[washington-googlehistory]

What happened? Do you need help? Should- well, i’ll have to clean all this up but do you need me over there?

[naminara-republic-gh]

N- n- n- no it’s not anything th- that serious.  It’s j- j- just that s- something really questionable h- happened

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds slightly less worried* Oh- alright, what was it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

S- s- so, one of m- my friends, who R- Rosemary has no r- reason to know, lost h- his m- micronation status

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes a slightly strained “sss” noise in sympathy- like he’s wincing* Oh jeez... Is he- well- of course he’s not okay but.... God... That’s horrible

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yeah, b- but that would’ve been it b- but I asked him if there was anything I c- could do to h- help and HE IGNORED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW WHERE ROSEMARY WAS?  

[washington-googlehistory]

*jumps and holds his phone away from his ear slightly* ....Is this guy uh... by any chance... called Henery? Or something that starts with an H....?

[naminara-republic-gh]

.............unfortunately 

[washington-googlehistory]

*theres a little bit of silence, and he sighs long* ....Great. Okay. So he asked for Rosemary.

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- there’s no r- reason for them to know each other th- though!

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, there isn’t... He kept er... okay well he was kind of an ass about it but he kept denying he had a crush on her so, i’m guessing that he does

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that.... sounds a lot like him.........  

[washington-googlehistory]

Mm, so that combined with the fact that he asked for her, I guess I ended up being right. Huh... *he laughs a little* Thats a first

[naminara-republic-gh]

R- right about w- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

Rosemary and Henery, they have something going on

[naminara-republic-gh]

L- like what?

[washington-googlehistory]

I mean- if I had to guess, they each have a crush on eachother? I feel like its at least a little obvious

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yes but why?  And w- w- why wouldn’t I know?

[washington-googlehistory]

*He laughs* God, fuck if I know. I hate the guy, personly, but I guess he acts different around pretty girls.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I once w- watched him try to snort Kool Aid p- powder less th- than ten minutes after crying over a Lady Gaga s- song.......

[washington-googlehistory]

.......................

[naminara-republic-gh]

I can g- guarantee that th- there were plenty of pretty girls th- there.

[washington-googlehistory]

...Every time I hear something new about this guy I want to talk to him less and less

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that’s a g- good idea.  I once s- saw him wrestle an alligator b- because Riley tried to do it f- first and failed....  

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* Rosemary when I said you can do better, this is not what I meant...

[naminara-republic-gh]

Actually n- now that I th- think about it, they’re p- perfect for each other.

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes an annoyed noise*

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, I guess.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I n- normally am

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughs sort of gently- like that made him smile*

[naminara-republic-gh]

*there’s the sound of something being knocked over in the background*

[washington-googlehistory]

Did- did a door just slam?

[naminara-republic-gh]

Uh... n- no

[washington-googlehistory]

What was that noise?

[naminara-republic-gh]

B- bad decisions

[washington-googlehistory]

Wh- huh? Are you okay?

[naminara-republic-gh]

O- of c- c- course, I d- definitely didn’t f- find an abandoned kitten on th- the side of the r- road, and I d- definitely didn’t bring it h- home, and my brother d- definitely didn’t tell me to g- go bring it to an animal sh- shelter because he d- doesn’t allow pets even th- though Rosemary has a pet fucking panda even th- th- though it’s an endangered species b- but she’s “had it for a long time” and it t- talks so apparently Rosemary gets special p- privileges, and if Rosemary g- gets to k- keep Mao I sh- should get to k- keep this actual pet animal, but I d- definitely didn’t p- proceed to keep it in my r- room anyways

[washington-googlehistory]

...Oh

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

How are you, is everything okay?

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- w- w- well, I’m okay 

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds concerned* Thats good- did something happen? It’s not Rosemary is it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

It’s R- R- Rosemary related

[washington-googlehistory]

What happened? Do you need help? Should- well, i’ll have to clean all this up but do you need me over there?

[naminara-republic-gh]

N- n- n- no it’s not anything th- that serious.  It’s j- j- just that s- something really questionable h- happened

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds slightly less worried* Oh- alright, what was it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

S- s- so, one of m- my friends, who R- Rosemary has no r- reason to know, lost h- his m- micronation status

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes a slightly strained “sss” noise in sympathy- like he’s wincing* Oh jeez... Is he- well- of course he’s not okay but.... God... That’s horrible

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yeah, b- but that would’ve been it b- but I asked him if there was anything I c- could do to h- help and HE IGNORED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW WHERE ROSEMARY WAS?  

[washington-googlehistory]

*jumps and holds his phone away from his ear slightly* ....Is this guy uh... by any chance... called Henery? Or something that starts with an H....?

[naminara-republic-gh]

.............unfortunately 

[washington-googlehistory]

*theres a little bit of silence, and he sighs long* ....Great. Okay. So he asked for Rosemary.

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- there’s no r- reason for them to know each other th- though!

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, there isn’t... He kept er... okay well he was kind of an ass about it but he kept denying he had a crush on her so, i’m guessing that he does

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that.... sounds a lot like him.........  

[washington-googlehistory]

Mm, so that combined with the fact that he asked for her, I guess I ended up being right. Huh... *he laughs a little* Thats a first

[naminara-republic-gh]

R- right about w- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

Rosemary and Henery, they have something going on

[naminara-republic-gh]

L- like what?

[washington-googlehistory]

I mean- if I had to guess, they each have a crush on eachother? I feel like its at least a little obvious

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yes but why?  And w- w- why wouldn’t I know?

[washington-googlehistory]

*He laughs* God, fuck if I know. I hate the guy, personly, but I guess he acts different around pretty girls.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I once w- watched him try to snort Kool Aid p- powder less th- than ten minutes after crying over a Lady Gaga s- song.......

[washington-googlehistory]

.......................

[naminara-republic-gh]

I can g- guarantee that th- there were plenty of pretty girls th- there.

[washington-googlehistory]

...Every time I hear something new about this guy I want to talk to him less and less

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that’s a g- good idea.  I once s- saw him wrestle an alligator b- because Riley tried to do it f- first and failed....  

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* Rosemary when I said you can do better, this is not what I meant...

[naminara-republic-gh]

Actually n- now that I th- think about it, they’re p- perfect for each other.

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes an annoyed noise*

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, I guess.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I n- normally am

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughs sort of gently- like that made him smile*

[naminara-republic-gh]

*there’s the sound of something being knocked over in the background*

[washington-googlehistory]

Did- did a door just slam?

[naminara-republic-gh]

Uh... n- no

[washington-googlehistory]

What was that noise?

[naminara-republic-gh]

B- bad decisions

[washington-googlehistory]

Wh- huh? Are you okay?

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

How are you, is everything okay?

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- w- w- well, I’m okay 

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds concerned* Thats good- did something happen? It’s not Rosemary is it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

It’s R- R- Rosemary related

[washington-googlehistory]

What happened? Do you need help? Should- well, i’ll have to clean all this up but do you need me over there?

[naminara-republic-gh]

N- n- n- no it’s not anything th- that serious.  It’s j- j- just that s- something really questionable h- happened

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds slightly less worried* Oh- alright, what was it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

S- s- so, one of m- my friends, who R- Rosemary has no r- reason to know, lost h- his m- micronation status

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes a slightly strained “sss” noise in sympathy- like he’s wincing* Oh jeez... Is he- well- of course he’s not okay but.... God... That’s horrible

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yeah, b- but that would’ve been it b- but I asked him if there was anything I c- could do to h- help and HE IGNORED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW WHERE ROSEMARY WAS?  

[washington-googlehistory]

*jumps and holds his phone away from his ear slightly* ....Is this guy uh... by any chance... called Henery? Or something that starts with an H....?

[naminara-republic-gh]

.............unfortunately 

[washington-googlehistory]

*theres a little bit of silence, and he sighs long* ....Great. Okay. So he asked for Rosemary.

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- there’s no r- reason for them to know each other th- though!

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, there isn’t... He kept er... okay well he was kind of an ass about it but he kept denying he had a crush on her so, i’m guessing that he does

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that.... sounds a lot like him.........  

[washington-googlehistory]

Mm, so that combined with the fact that he asked for her, I guess I ended up being right. Huh... *he laughs a little* Thats a first

[naminara-republic-gh]

R- right about w- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

Rosemary and Henery, they have something going on

[naminara-republic-gh]

L- like what?

[washington-googlehistory]

I mean- if I had to guess, they each have a crush on eachother? I feel like its at least a little obvious

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yes but why?  And w- w- why wouldn’t I know?

[washington-googlehistory]

*He laughs* God, fuck if I know. I hate the guy, personly, but I guess he acts different around pretty girls.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I once w- watched him try to snort Kool Aid p- powder less th- than ten minutes after crying over a Lady Gaga s- song.......

[washington-googlehistory]

.......................

[naminara-republic-gh]

I can g- guarantee that th- there were plenty of pretty girls th- there.

[washington-googlehistory]

...Every time I hear something new about this guy I want to talk to him less and less

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that’s a g- good idea.  I once s- saw him wrestle an alligator b- because Riley tried to do it f- first and failed....  

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* Rosemary when I said you can do better, this is not what I meant...

[naminara-republic-gh]

Actually n- now that I th- think about it, they’re p- perfect for each other.

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes an annoyed noise*

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, I guess.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I n- normally am

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughs sort of gently- like that made him smile*

[naminara-republic-gh]

*there’s the sound of something being knocked over in the background*

[washington-googlehistory]

Did- did a door just slam?

[naminara-republic-gh]

Uh... n- no

[washington-googlehistory]

What was that noise?

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

How are you, is everything okay?

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- w- w- well, I’m okay 

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds concerned* Thats good- did something happen? It’s not Rosemary is it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

It’s R- R- Rosemary related

[washington-googlehistory]

What happened? Do you need help? Should- well, i’ll have to clean all this up but do you need me over there?

[naminara-republic-gh]

N- n- n- no it’s not anything th- that serious.  It’s j- j- just that s- something really questionable h- happened

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds slightly less worried* Oh- alright, what was it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

S- s- so, one of m- my friends, who R- Rosemary has no r- reason to know, lost h- his m- micronation status

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes a slightly strained “sss” noise in sympathy- like he’s wincing* Oh jeez... Is he- well- of course he’s not okay but.... God... That’s horrible

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yeah, b- but that would’ve been it b- but I asked him if there was anything I c- could do to h- help and HE IGNORED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW WHERE ROSEMARY WAS?  

[washington-googlehistory]

*jumps and holds his phone away from his ear slightly* ....Is this guy uh... by any chance... called Henery? Or something that starts with an H....?

[naminara-republic-gh]

.............unfortunately 

[washington-googlehistory]

*theres a little bit of silence, and he sighs long* ....Great. Okay. So he asked for Rosemary.

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- there’s no r- reason for them to know each other th- though!

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, there isn’t... He kept er... okay well he was kind of an ass about it but he kept denying he had a crush on her so, i’m guessing that he does

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that.... sounds a lot like him.........  

[washington-googlehistory]

Mm, so that combined with the fact that he asked for her, I guess I ended up being right. Huh... *he laughs a little* Thats a first

[naminara-republic-gh]

R- right about w- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

Rosemary and Henery, they have something going on

[naminara-republic-gh]

L- like what?

[washington-googlehistory]

I mean- if I had to guess, they each have a crush on eachother? I feel like its at least a little obvious

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yes but why?  And w- w- why wouldn’t I know?

[washington-googlehistory]

*He laughs* God, fuck if I know. I hate the guy, personly, but I guess he acts different around pretty girls.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I once w- watched him try to snort Kool Aid p- powder less th- than ten minutes after crying over a Lady Gaga s- song.......

[washington-googlehistory]

.......................

[naminara-republic-gh]

I can g- guarantee that th- there were plenty of pretty girls th- there.

[washington-googlehistory]

...Every time I hear something new about this guy I want to talk to him less and less

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that’s a g- good idea.  I once s- saw him wrestle an alligator b- because Riley tried to do it f- first and failed....  

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* Rosemary when I said you can do better, this is not what I meant...

[naminara-republic-gh]

Actually n- now that I th- think about it, they’re p- perfect for each other.

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes an annoyed noise*

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, I guess.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I n- normally am

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughs sort of gently- like that made him smile*

[naminara-republic-gh]

*there’s the sound of something being knocked over in the background*

[washington-googlehistory]

Did- did a door just slam?

[washington-googlehistory]

*she calls him over the phone* -Chun Hei

*he picks up* Chun hei? Hello!

@naminara-republic-gh

[naminara-republic-gh]

H- h- hello

[washington-googlehistory]

How are you, is everything okay?

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- w- w- well, I’m okay 

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds concerned* Thats good- did something happen? It’s not Rosemary is it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

It’s R- R- Rosemary related

[washington-googlehistory]

What happened? Do you need help? Should- well, i’ll have to clean all this up but do you need me over there?

[naminara-republic-gh]

N- n- n- no it’s not anything th- that serious.  It’s j- j- just that s- something really questionable h- happened

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sounds slightly less worried* Oh- alright, what was it?

[naminara-republic-gh]

S- s- so, one of m- my friends, who R- Rosemary has no r- reason to know, lost h- his m- micronation status

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes a slightly strained “sss” noise in sympathy- like he’s wincing* Oh jeez... Is he- well- of course he’s not okay but.... God... That’s horrible

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yeah, b- but that would’ve been it b- but I asked him if there was anything I c- could do to h- help and HE IGNORED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW WHERE ROSEMARY WAS?  

[washington-googlehistory]

*jumps and holds his phone away from his ear slightly* ....Is this guy uh... by any chance... called Henery? Or something that starts with an H....?

[naminara-republic-gh]

.............unfortunately 

[washington-googlehistory]

*theres a little bit of silence, and he sighs long* ....Great. Okay. So he asked for Rosemary.

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- there’s no r- reason for them to know each other th- though!

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, there isn’t... He kept er... okay well he was kind of an ass about it but he kept denying he had a crush on her so, i’m guessing that he does

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that.... sounds a lot like him.........  

[washington-googlehistory]

Mm, so that combined with the fact that he asked for her, I guess I ended up being right. Huh... *he laughs a little* Thats a first

[naminara-republic-gh]

R- right about w- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

Rosemary and Henery, they have something going on

[naminara-republic-gh]

L- like what?

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I mean- if I had to guess, they each have a crush on eachother? I feel like its at least a little obvious

[naminara-republic-gh]

Y- yes but why?  And w- w- why wouldn’t I know?

[washington-googlehistory]

*He laughs* God, fuck if I know. I hate the guy, personly, but I guess he acts different around pretty girls.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I once w- watched him try to snort Kool Aid p- powder less th- than ten minutes after crying over a Lady Gaga s- song.......

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.......................

[naminara-republic-gh]

I can g- guarantee that th- there were plenty of pretty girls th- there.

[washington-googlehistory]

...Every time I hear something new about this guy I want to talk to him less and less

[naminara-republic-gh]

Th- that’s a g- good idea.  I once s- saw him wrestle an alligator b- because Riley tried to do it f- first and failed....  

[washington-googlehistory]

*he sighs* Rosemary when I said you can do better, this is not what I meant...

[naminara-republic-gh]

Actually n- now that I th- think about it, they’re p- perfect for each other.

[washington-googlehistory]

*he makes an annoyed noise*

[naminara-republic-gh]

W- what?

[washington-googlehistory]

You’re right, I guess.

[naminara-republic-gh]

I n- normally am

[washington-googlehistory]

*he laughs sort of gently- like that made him smile*