The Gateway to Alaska

here at the Great State of Washington we are the Evergreen State and the Gateway to Alaska

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

Btw the Lynnwood Extension opens today

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

@amtrak-official thoughts?

[queer-as-city-folk]

8ts incredibly exciting but I do wish Seattle spent the extra money to move the alignment away from I-5

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

These Projects are already Getting really expensive also the future Everett extension will Deviate greatly to access the Seaway Transit Center

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's fair, just getting transit expansion in 2024 is a miracle

[gayerthanliberachi]

YO THE LYNNWOOD EXTENSION OPENS TODAY??????

How long do I have to wait for fed way tho 😭

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

You'll have to wait about 1 to 2 years

[xxxxactly]

Brutalist maze, Seattle

[keiteay]

Seattle views

[dilong-paradoxus]

[xoverit]

Federal Way, Washington. (February 2026)

[chaotic-inaturalist-images]

*rotates your orca*

Orca, photographed by Steve B (Source)

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

I gotta make a Blog so I can bother you some more my empty Brother

-Washington, the Gateway to Alaska

Of course you're calling yourself the "gateway to Alaska." Buddy, that title goes to the ocean or perhaps Canada.

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

all of your Shit comes through our Ports

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

you are nothing without me

I am everything without you.

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

actually, @washington-the-evergreen-state, you're nothing without me

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

false, one of us has the big container ports

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

I have plenty

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

lies

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

we have a city named for its port

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

*town

you only have one City and its barely one at that

[boiledegghole]

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

WA

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

Btw the Lynnwood Extension opens today

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

@amtrak-official thoughts?

[queer-as-city-folk]

8ts incredibly exciting but I do wish Seattle spent the extra money to move the alignment away from I-5

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

These Projects are already Getting really expensive also the future Everett extension will Deviate greatly to access the Seaway Transit Center

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's fair, just getting transit expansion in 2024 is a miracle

[gayerthanliberachi]

YO THE LYNNWOOD EXTENSION OPENS TODAY??????

How long do I have to wait for fed way tho 😭

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

You'll have to wait about 1 to 2 years

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

update, Redmond Towncenter got Link service a few weeks ago, the Eastlink Connector is set to open at the start of next year with Federal Way close behind

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

you are nothing without me

I am everything without you.

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

actually, @washington-the-evergreen-state, you're nothing without me

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

false, one of us has the big container ports

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

I have plenty

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

lies

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

you are nothing without me

I am everything without you.

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

actually, @washington-the-evergreen-state, you're nothing without me

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

false, one of us has the big container ports

[roach-works]

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

[fortunes-haven]

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

[autumngracy]

"Can you describe your prior work experience?"

"I'm a professional crab botherer."

[ottermatopoeia]

[why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat]

Fuck yeah!!!!

[crab-detector]

Crab detected! ✅

[dragonfire814]

@daily-crabbys

[daily-crabbys]

the crab war... it approaches....

[roach-works]

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

[fortunes-haven]

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

[autumngracy]

"Can you describe your prior work experience?"

"I'm a professional crab botherer."

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

@the-crab-demigod

CRAB ARMY

[the-crab-demigod]

yes, this is all part of my agenda and plan to take over the world (yes, i've decided do it for reals this time)

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

CRAB ARMY

THE SUPERIOR LIFE FORM THE MIGHTY CRAB

[dark-scape]

If you live in the United States, what is the first digit of your zip code?

I don't live in the US/I don't know/other

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[dark-scape]

The map if you're curious

[tennessee-for-real]

@maryland-officially we need to remedy this

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

WEST COAST BEST COAST

[ohio-thestate]

NO

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

WE ARE PERFECTION

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

WEST COAST BEST COAST

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

GET OUT YOU AIN'T THE GATEWAY TO SHIT

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

whose ports send you everything in World War 2? who Facilitated your growth? where do the Cruise ships come from? where is the nearest Major city?

Washington

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

get out of my economy, you parasite

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

youd be nothing without meeeeee

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

they're MY fucking resources, man

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

yeah and you cant do anything with them are your own

[dark-scape]

If you live in the United States, what is the first digit of your zip code?

I don't live in the US/I don't know/other

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[dark-scape]

The map if you're curious

[tennessee-for-real]

@maryland-officially we need to remedy this

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

WEST COAST BEST COAST

[ohio-thestate]

NO

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

WE ARE PERFECTION

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

WEST COAST BEST COAST

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

GET OUT YOU AIN'T THE GATEWAY TO SHIT

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

whose ports send you everything in World War 2? who Facilitated your growth? where do the Cruise ships come from? where is the nearest Major city?

Washington

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

get out of my economy, you parasite

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

youd be nothing without meeeeee

[dark-scape]

If you live in the United States, what is the first digit of your zip code?

I don't live in the US/I don't know/other

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Voting ended onMar 5, 2025

rb for sample size

[dark-scape]

The map if you're curious

[tennessee-for-real]

@maryland-officially we need to remedy this

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

WEST COAST BEST COAST

[ohio-thestate]

NO

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

WE ARE PERFECTION

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

WEST COAST BEST COAST

[sovereign-state-of-alaska]

GET OUT YOU AIN'T THE GATEWAY TO SHIT

[washington-the-evergreen-state]

whose ports send you everything in World War 2? who Facilitated your growth? where do the Cruise ships come from? where is the nearest Major city?

Washington