IBUPROFEN

make me fall into your pool, make me trip, make me a fool

[mazelym]

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

[larval-tear]

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Music to my ears

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Excellent work ladies

[evilbutnotinasexyway-deactivate]

[eu4mi]

“mbappé was supposed to be the next messi” “mbappé was supposed to be the next ronaldo”

what if mbappé was meant to be the first mbappé ?

[ylexspe]

pov: ur dating quackity but cheating on him with streamer martin

i love quackity i love martin

[aropride]

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

[kachua-titli]

what doesn't kill you makes you vent on tumblr

[pikarinfuture]

[villanhty]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 ⵑⵑⵑ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[martin-exe]

[taelusive555]

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

[wassupyeukeukeu]

i wish

[angelofbows]

This is so freaking annoying.. how are you gonna label this absolute monstrosity of a "fanfic" 18+ knowing DAMN well a large majority of Cortis's fan base are teens younger than 18???? This is just foul AF..

[dailyellex]

[celestemera]

i js know that this mf WANTS people to edit him

[kosmogrl]