My Battery Is Low And It's Getting Dark

Alex/Valentine || they/them || 28 || Sweden || Avatar by Kipartic! i'm a nerd who likes memes, possums, bats and whatever hyperfixations currently live rent free in my mind

[kitsunegdx]

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

[hunterontheedge]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

[kitsunegdx]

:3!!!

[kitsunegdx]

You have the secret knowledge my friend

[hunterontheedge]

The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

[hunterontheedge]

Like this almost

[kitsunegdx]

You understand the treasures!

[sorypsoid]

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[paper-mario-wiki]

there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

[paper-mario-wiki]

yes, thank you

[yellow-cat]

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[hotvampireadjacent]

Boat swim

Area area

[s0ftpillow]

Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸 PRINTS

[rxttenfish]

Source.

[everentropy]

@dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying Personally I think it's a dialed in if I ever saw one

[dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying]

Are these Emperor Cichlids dialed in or dilly dallying?

Dialed in

Dilly dallying

Voting ended onApr 6

[delmondo]

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[citree]

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

[citree]

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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐

[citree]

Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️‍⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️‍⚧️💕🎉

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[dailycatsblog]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[dusk-the-fallen]

Scientist: Yeh man coelacanths are 100% extinct no chance of them coming back

The suspiciously coelacanth-like shape in the waters of South Africa’s coast:

[littleestkirby]

@dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying

[dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying]

Is this Coelacanth dialed in or dilly dallying?

Dialed in

Dilly dallying

Voting ended onApr 4

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[bedupolker]

Pros of AI: my landlord that im sueing is using AI for his defense instead of hiring a lawyer (despite having the money to do so) and it is fabricating laws that don't exist which im told is not great in the eyes of the court, so maybe ill win :D

Cons of using AI: the rest of it