so your name is zoosmell pooplord?

aw hey!!! i liveblog homestuck. we're in act two now!!

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okay who’s my server player and why are they fucking with me

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thanks for joining me for 50 pages of hamsteak!!! it was really fun and i might do some more later tonight too. happy 413!!! :0

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ohh that’s so cute!!! rose has good fashion

WHAT????

i will never understand homestuck

dfgjdk she gets into a power stance right away

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rest in fuck 😔

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

oh!!! they talk like me!!! 

it seems a bit outdated that john would say this before i remember it was in 2009

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okay that’s true

honey your dad is dead

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OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH OH Y

:(???

WH??? DON’T TRUST THAT

GJKDAFGDSHGJLADFGKL WHAT????

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Mysterious Person is out of their gotdamn mind

i am a simple man. john makes even a slight facial expression and i go buck wild

WHEDFJGHJGWEHGRWHEFRGHGFVHDGJWGEHGWRH

i heavily relate

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THIS IS SO SCARY WADDA HELL

john hates betty crocker so much FDGJKDGJG why???

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I remember starting hs twice; first, I gave up after about 50 pages... then, when I already got better at English and could follow the train of thought even without getting the programming jokes and most puns, it surprised me by gaining its own voice in the form of John's piano piece and I laughed at a joke soon after. The end of Act 1 flash sealed the deal and it was, quite frankly, where I said "I'm gonna gucking read this." Hope you're enjoying the ride! o/

:0 that’s such an interesting story!!! i never think about how puns must be hard to get for people who’s first language isn’t english,, i totally get you on the end of act 1 sealing the deal for me. i’ve missed homestuck!!!

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OGHOOGHGGH that little duck is so cute

ugh shut UP i don’t even know this character and they’re so bratty!!!!

okay but this is funny and saves the page

>BIG FEAR

haha 69

HIS SAD LITTLE FACE,,, baby!!

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obviously i couldn’t capture all of this animation but it’s so nice!!! look at the little effects :)

if Mysterious Person had said precarious platform promptly it would have been much funkier alliteration!!!

NOOOO he’s so sad!!!! don’t force him to do anything he doesn’t want to :(

NOOO BABIE;;;;

as it should be!!! Mysterious Person is very mean!!!

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haha yeah that’s a lie. rip dad

okay WHAT???? i’m sorry i’m illiterate

i’m not sure who this is but i love how they ask for the next page with “==>?”

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oh a chuckely boy! a laughing lad!

the flash game is really cool!!! the mouse in it is comedically large dfhgkjfdgh

me when i almost spell salad in there

now we don’t have the time to unpack all THAT

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yall ready for some hecking

homestuck?

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hhmhmhmmmm 4/13 falls on a saturday which is a good day to do some liveblogging

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Congrats! You got through The Note Desolation Plays and are now at Raise of the Conductor’s Baton! (Homestuck act names are glorious to behold, and really sell the idea that in spite of (or because of) all the silliness this is really an epic at heart. Anyway, the point is congratulations are in order. You’re one seventh of the way through the nominal structure of Homestuck. As you probably know, most of the other acts are longer (but not all). I’m looking forward to your thoughts!

“(also my iPad screen needs repair so that long ask was a royal pain to type)”

Aw, thanks for spending the time to type it all out. I really appreciate every ask I get! I love all the creative names the Homestuck community gives its acts, and I can’t wait to really get into Raise of the Conductor’s Baton!

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it’s rose!!! and she’s alive!! i think??

she is but not for long!

iiiiinteresting.

abble

hm. don’t like that!

kernelsprite is okay -- i wish i could say so for the rest of the world :(