[text] have you ever hacked UNIT?
[txt] I’ve never had a reason to. Why?
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[text] have you ever hacked UNIT?
[txt] I’ve never had a reason to. Why?
OTP fights in fanfiction
Person 1: (loud arguing)
Person 2: (loud arguing)
Person 1: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!
Person 2: (stunned silence)
Me:
THIS IS NOT EVEN A LIE
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They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra, just for you.
Philip Larkin (via impactings)
Imagine person A of your OTP is pregnant and having to put up with some kicks and squirms from the baby which are rather bothersome to A. B then sings to the baby which seems to calm it down or rather lull it to sleep.
Describe my blog in terms of "came for the _____, stayed for the _____"
you have ten seconds to come up with a fan theory for a beloved children’s cartoon that isn’t a coma theory.
barney and jurassic park take place in the same world
holy SHIT
Reblog this with your mun and muses height.
MUN: 5′3.5″
MUSE: 5'5″
+ notsolittlelanalang
“Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.”
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My muse is high on painkillers after a big operation in the hospital. Send me "~" for a drug induced nonsensical greeting from my muse.
Of all the things to take out the great Chloe Sullivan, the ex-regular customer of the hospital emergency room who had fortified her life to avoid reruns of the sterile white walls and blinding campaign lighting pulsing overhead like she was a car passing through a tunnel, of all the things she thought would to break her winning streak, appendicitis had been so far down the list that it wasn’t even readable. She hated the hospital, too many bad memories, but the drugs they had her on were kind of nice, though they made it hard for her to contraindicate on the young man sitting next to her.
“The little... um, those little lights... are those there or are they the morphine?”
~ Gurrrrrl, where you been?
My muse is high on painkillers after a big operation in the hospital. Send me "~" for a drug induced nonsensical greeting from my muse.
Chloe blinked groggily at the familiar face of her cousin, sitting by the side of her bed. There were many reasons she’s been in this situation in the past and many more she could think of that could land her here, but this one in particular had caught her off guard. Spending so much time with superheroes, Chloe had expected her next hospital trip to come about more violently then appendicitis.
“Hey you...”
My muse is high on painkillers after a big operation in the hospital. Send me "~" for a drug induced nonsensical greeting from my muse.
+ ofarrowcave
Oliver laughed a bit as he nodded his head, “Oh only twice.” he stated quickly as he dragged his tongue over his lips and breathed out gently. He smiled as she spoke of how she missed him and he leaned forwards placing a kiss to her forehead. “Good.” He chuckled.
“That;s pretty good for a weekend with Lois, she’s a trouble magnet.” She chuckled, “Am I safe to assume the team survived the weekend without me? I didn’t get pinged about any suddenly absent vital signs.”
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"Oh thank god, someone who doesn't look like an axe murderer. I seem to have wandered into a bad part of town... obviously. Could you help me?"
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Chloe, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the point of marriage. You get twice the secrets!
Jimmy, “Turbulence” (via incorrectsmallvillequotes)