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And that was the day the boy became... ugh, line?

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Hello Kal-El? Kal-El? Kal of El? Kal? I’m looking for a Kal, have you seen some Kal? It’s about yea high, looks like Kal. Hello? Kal? Hey, someone took away this Kal! Where did all the Kal go? Huh I’d better check with this kid over here. Hello Kal? Have you seen some Kal? It looked pretty human, but wasn’t really, kinda like Kal, goes by the name of Kal if you ever heard of it before, also known as Clark…Its from Krypton, it actually is kryptonian, have you seen it? Kal-El…really tall red and blue Kal, have you seen it? A Kal-El, its in the sky, well not really it’s kinda earthbound, but it’s Kal! Have you seen it?

Kara

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Do you have a secret? Your secret's safeish with me!

Lois Lane, season eight

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Clark: You know, this may come as a shock to you, Ollie, but I don't have a police record.

Oliver: Yeah? Well, it's never too late to start.

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Chloe: What's my favorite color? What is it?

Clark: Orange.

Chloe: And you know that because?

Clark: Because for your wedding, you and I spent two days driving to every supermarket in town buying all the orange flowers.

Chloe: And how did I chip my tooth?

Clark: You thought you could skateboard drunk on Cinco de Mayo. And you not only chipped your tooth; you sprained your ankle.

Chloe: And when did I start walking again?

Clark: Three days later on Ocho de Mayo.

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Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?

Lex to Cassandra, “Hourglass”

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Chloe is gone! She's gone! I miss her so much! Oooooh, I cry myself to sleep! Chloe! False. I do not miss her.

Tess Mercer, season 10

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Hugs are for people who haven't slept with my daughter.

General Lane to Clark, “Ambush”

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Arthur: I'm Arthur.

Lois: I love it.

- "Aqua"

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That's just what I want -- to be Lois' boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton.

Clark Kent

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My marbles are full of mouth today.

Clark Kent at some point, probably.

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Tell her you want to donate her body to science, and you're science!

Oliver giving Clark girl advice, probably.

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Lois and I broke up, and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you're into Kryptonian people. I'm not.

Oliver Queen

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Chloe: Here's something I would like to remind you of: Our best friend Oliver is probably face-down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse!

Clark: That's highly unlikely.

- "Fortune"

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What is human? An ability to reason? To imagine? To love or grieve? If so, we are more human than any human will ever be.

Kara

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My happy ending looks like Clark's head on a plate.

Lex, “Finale (Part 2)”

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Clark: I'm Clark, by the way.

Lois: I'm Lois.

Clark: Really? Lois. Okay, yeah, that does make a lot more sense.

Lois: Makes more sense how?

Clark: Ah, it's nothing. I should have never listened to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy McBitch?

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Oh that is SO high school! 'Ooh-ooh! Lois wears BRAS! She has GIRL parts!'

Lois to Clark, “Roulette”