GUYS Waterboy's 'stutter' ISN'T just a regular stutter, he isn't sure about the right words to use so he replaces them while talking YOU FAKE ASS BITCHESSS
is it weird that I miss my f/o sometimes...? I mean, I know he never existed but sometimes when I look at pictures of him or when I'm drawing him I feel this... longing. Like I'm looking at someone I used to know.
I think I'm so fixated on Waterboy because I genuinely think he'd like me and I can actually see myself dating someone like him irl, you know?
liiike so many of the past characters I've liked I had to jump through hoops to think of an in canon reason as to why they'd get along with me. which, i wont say wasn't fun, but it's nice when I feel like he'd just enjoy my presence.
Haven't been drawing because of the sadness consuming but I do love waterboy still very very much and we've been together for two months now :)!
I love thinking about laying with him, holding him, just being around, I don't know! my emotions art very strong and hard to put into words but just know he means so so much to me <3 my herman <333
good news though, my girlfriend got me a waterboy keychain!!! for my future ita bag!!! when I have money!!! yay!!!
anyway I love yumeshipping it's something I've been doing since I was a child and I'm happy it's such a thriving community now :3
okay waterboy kisser out I'll probably return with art when I'm feeling up to it
ART TRADE MOMENT YAAAYYYY!!! had so much fun drawing thisss!! Would’ve done more but I’m busy with other owed stuffs 😔😢 STILL I think it turned out cute :D
decided id post this guy here because as much I've been avoiding it he... is definitely a self insert.... so I can ship myself with Tom *cough*
Meet... Dr. Vesper! Hes a scientist and researcher for the red army
art credit for the last two images: B1tt3rb1t3r and mytheophania
BIO: Vesper is a former government scientist now working for the Red Army. His main field of research is reanimating the dead and other supernatural phenomena. Vesper's specialty is cryptids, conspiracies, and other mysteries. He has an ambitious pursuit of knowledge and once he's got his mind set, he has to follow through.
more info below the cut! prepare for a lore dump ☆
CHILDHOOD: Vesper came from a lower-middle-class family. Although he consistently achieved high marks, he struggled to connect with his peers. For most of his school years, he chose to keep to himself, focusing on his studies rather than trying to fit in... leading to him being a bit of an outcast.
Deciding he needed to push himself, Vesper eventually worked up the courage to talk to Tord Lageson, a classmate he had quietly admired from afar. To his surprise, they clicked almost instantly and bonded over shared interests and a similar sense of humor.
Unfortunately, just as things were starting to look up, Vesper’s world shifted again. His father landed a new job, forcing the family to move out of town. Shortly after moving, Vesper's mental health declined. He isolated himself even further, shutting himself away and shoving himself completely into his studies.
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ADULTHOOD: Vesper excelled at the expense of his mental health, eventually getting into a prestigious college. He graduated with honors, landing a high-standing position as a scientist for the government. He despised his work; everything felt so soulless and corporate, and every single day dragged after the next.
Vesper typed away on his keyboard, the ticking of the clock droning in his ears. Suddenly, the door burst open, and his lab was being ransacked. He'd heard about the vigilantes and their attempted takeover, but he never thought it'd affect him. Amongst the chaos he spotted a familiar face; it was Tord, and he appeared to be leading them.
They reconnected, and after Tord heard Vesper's predicament, he offered him a position as a scientist for the Red Army. He was slightly hesitant until he was offered the promise of studying zombies, and that was something he couldn't refuse.
CURRENT DAY: Vesper had been working for the Red Army for a few months now, and he was loving it. This work was far more his speed. The zombies, the monsters, and the paranormal—it was everything he'd wanted.
One day, Tord approached him with a proposition. Tord's "old friends" were starting some commotion once again, and he wanted Vesper to investigate. Vesper was decided to be the most inconspicuous member that Tord trusted enough with this mission.
Vesper readily agreed when he heard one of the group members' conditions... a man who could transform into a monster? That had him hook, line, and sinker.
HI ok my writing isn't amazing I just wanted to write out my dudes lore!!!!! OK ok thank you if you read this
you know the fixation is bad when you make him as mii
I dont have any recent art but me and herman got together in my tomodachi life game!!! watching them run around together makes me smile so wide GAH we are canon guys this is true this happened irl
it took a while to get my mii & herman to actually date they just wouldn't talk to eachother (they were nervous its okay)
but its fine they got together in the end! not married yet but soon!!! trust!!!
I've never, I mean, I haven't really done this before. Sent a letter like this, I mean. Sorry.
I just wanted to say that you, um, mean a lot to me! And that you make me proud to, you know, kinda, be... me. I haven't really had someone like that before, and it's really great. I feel like I can be a little more confident in myself because you're here and make me feel loved, and I, um, really want that for you too!
So, um, don't listen to what anyone tells you if it's mean, okay? I know it sounds silly, but I don't want to to feel bad or doubt anything. Sometimes, you know, people are just rude.
But also, I just wanted to let you know how happy you make me feel. I mean, I just feel really lucky and I want you to know that.
- Waterboy (still) (just wanted to sign off, it seemed kind of cool)
Attempted to translate the letter Waterboy left for Robert with the donuts <3
To Robert,
I appreciate you gave ----- me a chance to ----- --- ----- [back/break/best] but if you [give] me some tips it's ----- [impressive/impressed] and I will -----. I'm very thankful to you. It's first time I feel [really] important to someone ----- [then/than] [what/want/water.] please co-------- my little tip*.
would not be surprised if the prev anon was the person i saw posting smth of a similar nature in the waterboy tag a bit ago lmao, they seem super immature and insecure, ignore em and keep having fun <33
yeah don't worry I love waterboy too much no amount of hate could stop me lmao!!
they're probably a kid so I'm not holding it against them I just find it a bit funny that this has happened to me twice in my lifetime
LMAOOO HELLO??? people still do shit like this...??? people used to attack me for self shipping Tord from Eddsworld and they'd comment stuff like that on my deviantart lmao this is a blast from the past
always confused me like... did he... tell you that??? he's not real 😭 and if you're gonna be an asshole you can't also be anonymous like idgaf pussy say that with your whole chest
