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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον
#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper
ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster
as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow
as another autistic jew, passover is objectively the worst holiday because i can’t eat any of my normal foods and that’s horrible
As a 3rd autistic jew, I agree with both, but *Also* passover is the best holiday because as long as I can reapply a special interest to the pesach story I can talk about it whenever
But its the Worst holiday because there is mandatory cleaning with a deadline before
As a 4th autistic jew I think there are merits to many of these points but wanted to bring up that the food is basically the same every year, which is really nice and predictable
But passover also sucks because you’re expected to read with people watching you
4 Jews, 6 opinions. You did it, y’all! You brought that old Jewish joke to life! <3
My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."
and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"
I too am having a bad time at the conference
Reblog if you too are having a bad time at the conference
A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
they should invent joints that don’t hurt
new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see
Judging by the viewing bars it was correct
I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots
The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.
Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh
The Creature: fym nuh-uh?
you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
read the first sentence and was like what did i even do and then i read the rest and im like yea you know what i WOULD BENEFIFT from being exploded a little bit. you're so right
i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again
been thinking a lot about anticipatory grief lately. i love you so much that i know losing you will devastate me. i haven't lost you yet but i already miss you. we still have time, but it won't be enough. i think about what i would say at your funeral, and say some of it to you now cause i need you to know how loved you are before you go. you will go where i cannot follow, but you will never really leave me. it won't make it hurt less but it is a part of healing somehow.
soul permeability talk always going back to the lyctors and their cavs what about THE TWO HUNDRED FUCKING SOULS INSIDE OF HARROW
So like. Harrow's soul isn't made of 200 dead kids, is the thing. She's two hundred dead kids in the same way that Gideon is a bomb; it's a metaphor for the circumstances of her creation that weighs upon her existence like a noose around her neck. When Abigail got a good look at Harrow's soul in the River bubble she noted that Harrow had been stamped by a lot of souls and that they weren't whole revenants.
Meaning it's less that she's two hundred dead kids in a five foot nothing trench coat hung on a coat rack, and more that 200 kids were juiced using that citrus juicer thing and the resultant slurry of thanergetic juice and dregs of spiritual pulp was pumped into her soul. There's probably some degree of influence from that but probably not even as much as Gideon and Harrow influenced each other during the lobotomy era. Souls are power, and the entire point of the Ninth's genocide was to make a thanergetically roided heir, so if the complete souls of the kids were in the equation, she'dve already been what amounted to a Lyctor.
No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation
Typo on the dashboard. GET THEIR ASS
movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….
girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.
if it were me having to repeat my dead father’s instructions on destroying the death star:
I was in a college psych class, and the teacher was doing some kind of exercise about memory, patterns, and retention. He began with, “for instance, if I asked you what number the first letter of your name is in the alphabet, you wouldn’t be able to tell me right aw–” “Ten,” I said. “What?” “J. J is ten,” I said again. He stared at me. “I happened to learn it while looking at the alphabet when I was five or six, and it just stayed in my brain,” I told him. Then we did an exercise on retention. “I’m going to tell you a story,” he said, “and then I’m going to send you out of the room for five minutes, and when you come back, you have to repeat as much of the story back to me as possible.” He told me a long and meandering story with no plot or structure, just a random series of events, place names, actions, etc. Then he sent me out of the room. I looked at the wall for a while. He called me back in five minutes later, stood me up in front of the class, and asked me to repeat “just as much of the story as you remember.” Apparently while I’d been gone he’d been telling the class about how eyewitness accounts aren’t reliable because people don’t remember things well after a certain period of time. So I told his story back to him– not verbatim, but certain phrases were exact– and watched the consternation in his face as I accidentally blew up his (valid! and extensively studied!) lesson about how bad people’s retention is. “It’s like a song,” I tried to explain to him, and the class. “Or a poem. Every part of the story has a little tag to remember it. I looked at the chalkboard while you were saying this part. My leg itched while you were saying that part. A chair squeaked during the next part. Then I just have to come back and go over all the sensations that I had while you were” “Sit down,” he said. I sat. Turns out I’m Autisms Georg adn should not have been counted
ADHD version: A friend asked, on a field trip, why I knew the scientific name for Caltha palustris, “Well, we did that [one week long] field ID course [three years previously] and we saw it in one of the bogs”.
This, I was informed, is very much not a normal reason to remember the scientific name of a plant for the rest of your life.
It took me five whole years to learn when my partner’s birthday is.
adhd + autism version: i know so many random facts about so many things but g-d help you if you drive an unmemorable car