A Cherrio Girl @watermellongirls - Tumblr Blog

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

penstab

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

pangur-and-grim

This is Ms Molotov Cocktail aka Molly the mystery farm store rabbit

to me that looks like a Mini Lop, but I could be wrong! @threeleggedgoat you have more experience with that breed, what do you think?

fanonical

harry: so, like, is there a way to un-choose yourself?

harry: asking for a friend

everythingstarstuff

lost-carcosa

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

ladychurch-deactivated20200811

Darn shame if this circulated…

thesassyducks

Splish splash I’m taking a bath 🐥💦

(Source)

watermellongirls

cheep cheep

fairykam

Good news! I GOT INTO MY DREAM PROGRAM!

AND BRANDON MULL IS PROUD OF ME!!!

To celebrate both of these VERY EXCITING pieces of news, I drew our favorite Fablehaven villians!

bottledfizz-deactivated20220509

What do you hope to gain from becoming a lesbian?

Power mostly

arsanatomica

I read this study by @universityofbristol that used ai to model vision in different types of animals. It makes big cats a lot more terrifying. Deer and antelope like to hang out with birds, and the birds give warning calls when they spot a predator. From the deers perspective, the birds must have some psychic ability. Since deer can’t experience these colors, they probably can’t imagine that predators are a completely obvious color to other animals. There’s probably a lot of things that we cannot see, don’t have the words for, and don’t have the capacity to imagine, but they exist. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

spectrometrie

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

gyppa-deactivated20181011

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

foginthecountryside

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

gyppa-deactivated20181011

Whoa mama mia cunt

aerinmelina

Shout out to that time in Fablehaven book 1 when Grandpa Sorenson got so wasted that he fell asleep with a curtain for a blanket (and the curtain rod was still attached).

fablehavenshitposts

in that moment...i was stan sorenson

I’m gay. I’m not sure if i’m all the way gay or just bi tbh but it seems easier to say that i’m gay and go back. This is me coming out all the way for the first time. I don’t think anyone ik in real life follows me on here.

#imgay #comming out

thecarolinitiative

bruh. i think ign snapped

marchezdanslombre

might be controversial but if you identify as male in like…any capacity…you can’t be a wlw and therefore can’t be a lesbian

brooklyn-isnt-my-real-name

also if you’re non binary :)

emeraldmercury

Note - this does NOT apply to trans women. So TERFs don’t touch this post.

buckskinblues

What world do we live in where “only women can be lesbians” is a hot take?

transmed-snufkin

The one that god abandoned

incidentalcomics

ulibeanzz

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

ulibeanzz

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

daffodi1-remade

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.