Cant wait till Winter so I can really start dressi

[filmnoirsbian]

I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[oe6]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[numberonemakeravenue]

HOW TO FEEL YOUR FEELINGS

[28dayslater]

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

[ex-riddlecats]

but can this ai "generate" you some bitches? lol.

[memorycycle]

business men meeting for the first time will sniff eachothers cards

[memorycycle]

sure. business men will sniff eachothers taints i guess. whatever. im going to dairy queen

[misterqueasy-blog]

'how kafkaesque' i say waiting in line at the taco bell. you think im talking about the alienating bureaucracy of waiting in a single file line for food premade in another state but actually im talking about the dead cockroach in the corner

[stylecouncil]

[tinkywinkydesire]

[prisonhannibal]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[holyqround]

the holy duo

[lilmamabeyellin]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

don't be shy, uncensor the comments 🤨

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

some deleted comments from unddit.com

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds