I HATE this stupid family

𝑖𝑙/𝑙𝑢𝑖 | 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 🇨🇵 | 21 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑔𝑒 • 𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜'𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 “And yet some fools will have it that his taste is a match for your own!” • • ((Rp account🪄 not to be taken literally))

[way2rich4this]

🪄 Introduction 🪄

✨// hi hello! First time making an rp blog! Goodness, can't say that I'm not nervous🥲

The mod is an adult and not a fast passer, make sure to keep it spoiler free<3 (if you see me messing up my french lmk💔 I wish to make this accurate)

Boundaries: absolutely NO BIGOTS, proships, chain-mails, spams or any ask with sensitive content yet zero TW in sight.

🪄To the main course🪄

Bonsoir mesdames et messieurs. My name is Luca Fauntleroy, famously known as the son of the great illusionist Isidor Faunleroy. I have been informed that this is a helpful tool regarding social season; which is soon. Pardon my English, for it may not be the best oftentimes. I'm originally from France and work by the side of “The Fearless Fortunato” -perhaps, you've caught a glimpse of me, momentarily, in one of his shows.

I sincerely hope that you'll find my company rather enjoyable, may the memories which we make together be nothing but pleasant moments to reminisce back to.

~Sincerely,

L. F.

✨🪄Other nevermore rp blogs!🪄✨

Mon cher chat ! 🐈‍⬛@smokey-thecat

Former boss + coworker @chucksonwithdukelaurent

Interesting individual @drowning-cat-personified

Percy my beloved ?????? ?? ???? suspiciously close friend™ @teaandcheckmates

Ada - @adaa-lovelace

Annabel - @annabelleewhitlock

Morella - @angel-in-green

Nurse dolly: @nevermores-only-nurse

Deans - @nevermore-merry-official + @nevermore-mourn-official

Montresor: @asshole-cowboy-devil

William: @diary-of-a-willy-kid

Lenore: @lenorevandernacht

Berenice: @berenicenevermore

Prospero!: @rats-of-death

Miss Poppet: @your-favorite-teacher-poppet

Theo: @theo-vandernacht

Wisps - @wispsofthenevermoreacademy

Johnny - @johnny-kicking-up-dust

Egaeus! - @egaeus-exists

THE STAG??: @youcantrunfromthewildhunt

THE HOUNDS?? @theloyalhoundsofthewildhunt

Montresor's mum: @blessedangel666

Montressor's most straight situationship @soon-to-be-wife

«A child?» “No-”/ref @a-boy-in-a-void

Oh! Kitty! @aristro-cat-catterina

OH GREAT HEAVENS! RATS!? @rats-who-eat-you @squeak-squeak-bitch

Finally, a normal bir- oh shit it can speak WHY @a-raven-thats-not-so-raven

Sallie @the-kansas-kutie

Adorable little dog <3 @a-worthless-mutt

Lady Agnes @yourfavemaid

Mr Ira Whitlock @ira-whitlock-official

.......my father [ignore this] @isidor-fauntleroy

Mr. Sterling @horse-head-sterling

bonbon-bro🪄 @getmeftoutofhere

🐇Lore Tags🐇

Magician's Act > Anything Lucy related

✨// luca's flashback > any flashback of his past

✨// luca's prom walz > how prom went

nevermorecarnival > the carnival

nevermoresleepover > the gays and theys gather around

✨// Duke's flashback > takes place after the carnival

✨//Smokey answers > Ask the little fellow anything!

🤍Other tags🤍

✨// joke post -> anything unserious

✨// mod's rant -> me yapping or giving out an important note, no in between :'D

[way2rich4this]

Quick! turn around, your father's approval is behind you!

april fools

MON DIEU!!!! WHERE-

[....]

Very funny.. VERY funny [he says choking back on tears]

[way2rich4this]

Would you own a reptile if you could?

QUI!? WHY WOULD I EVER OWN SUCH A THING-!! Disgusting!

[way2rich4this]

hohoho I have more for you:

Both are crimes against proper fashion, but... the design is terribly endearing.

I'm having conflicting feelings about the table legs though. (Derogatory)

[way2rich4this]

Are these.. seriously..

[inhale] I love them.

They look just like Smokey's little mittens! Goodness, such brilliant trinkets, I must congratulate the inventor who crafted them at once. Wait, no, I must show Smokey first-!

Do you think he'll be delighted to see his milk being served in them!?

[way2rich4this]

you won't stay rich for much longer hehe hehehehe....

[Trembling with fear] What is that supposed to mean....

[way2rich4this]

pretend it says cat i'm too lazy to edit it

Now, why would Smokey ever be interested in such absurd ideals? He's a mere cat for goodness sake!!

[way2rich4this]

Esophagus

I beg your pardon-

[way2rich4this]

Okay so pick.

Silk or velvet?

Hmm, tough one.

Silk is fashionable, “posh„ as some may call it and even luxurious, but I simply cannot stand it's texture! I'll have to go with velvet, I prefer it more, especially when it's properly washed and cared for.

[chucksonwithdukelaurent]

"—velvet? Are you mad? Silken bedsheets are heaven and you know it."

"Divorce. Again."

[way2rich4this]

I swear, it's always you and that damn silk-

And for the last time, you cannot divorce after a mild inconve- [Siiiiiiiigh]

[way2rich4this]

Okay so pick.

Silk or velvet?

Hmm, tough one.

Silk is fashionable, “posh„ as some may call it and even luxurious, but I simply cannot stand it's texture! I'll have to go with velvet, I prefer it more, especially when it's properly washed and cared for.

[way2rich4this]

Does your cat Smokey love Duke more than you?

Judging by the amount of time they spend together, I'd say so.

He always brings him treats even though I have mentioned how terribly spoiled Smokey already is! I suppose I cannot blame the little dear though, Duke lets him play with even half of his capes (which goes to show the depth of his affection due to tHeM bEinG mAdE fROm tHe FiNeST siLk!!).

Anyhow, I'd say they made an unfortunate dandy little duo.

[way2rich4this]

what if you had a tea party with Percy and you both bring your own tea?

I fear it'd evolve in us physically fighting by the end of it, you see, I take personal offence in someone bringing earl grey around me. Of course, you'll never guess what Percy's favourite tea is..

[way2rich4this]

Do you have a favorite tea?

Although I don't tend to drink tea that often, the herbal kind is usually my first choice. Quite calming and easy for the stomach, especially before nighttime.

You can never go wrong with it! Even during tea parties it's an all time favourite.

[teaandcheckmates]

So, you admit you like some tea...

[way2rich4this]

.....No

[way2rich4this]

Do you have a favorite tea?

Although I don't tend to drink tea that often, the herbal kind is usually my first choice. Quite calming and easy for the stomach, especially before nighttime.

You can never go wrong with it! Even during tea parties it's an all time favourite.

[way2rich4this]

DONT MARRY DUKE YOU SEXY GINGER CUNT

MARRY ME

I WANT YOUR WEAPON OF A CHIN

NOT DUKE!!!!

WHAT?????????????

I-?

WOULD YOU STOP COMMENTING ABOUT MY CHIN!

[way2rich4this]

*sneakily hands you a breath mint*

Hey Percy! Think fast!

[Throws it directly at his forehead]

@teaandcheckmates

[teaandcheckmates]

epikly dodges

throws tea bags at you in return

[way2rich4this]

...ouch? THOSE DON'T EVEN HURT!

Wait.. are they earl fucking grey.

[way2rich4this]

✨//Holy fucking shit, thank god for someone pointing out how insensitive I sounded in a reblog. I'm terribly sorry and it won't happen again, I should have been more mindful of my words.