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*Ethan and Arika are Dominion-only muses.
As the main muse on this blog, it will be assumed that all in character interactions are for Lucifer unless otherwise specified
“Not you again”
"Ok, first of all, rude. Second of all, my presence is a blessing. You should be honored I'm showing up at all."
"Did you come empty-handed? You're supposed to bring gifts when you visit."
"And here I thought my presence was enough for you. Or would you like a permanent reminder of me so you don't miss me as much while we're apart again?"
"Ew, no. I just want a reminder you remember I exist. I like when people think about me."
It didn't apply the other way around but everyone already knew that so he refrained from saying so. Instead he summoned a wine bottle straight from the private stash that Raphael thought no one knew about and pushed it toward Jophiel.
"Is this a friendly visit or the sort that can get you in trouble upstairs?"
"If I didn't know any better, I would say that sounded a tad narcissistic." Jophiel chuckled and turned to Lucifer's glassware, delicately plucking two crystal wine glasses before placing them on the table between them. As she poured them both a glass, she raised an eyebrow.
"You know I'm always down for a little trouble, Lu. Why, do you have something in mind?"
Lucifer smirked. "Just a tad? I must be slipping."
He glanced over on the coffee table, where there was an article proudly declaring the reopening of a local bookstore.
"A staged haunting could be fun. All those superstitious little monkeys are already primed for some new nightmares. Oh! Or a miracle! We can make all the lower class people in town win the lottery! It will be chaos! Bunch of poor idiots who don't know how to manage all that money, mixed in with the rich idiots' spaces invaded by the rabble."
"Did you come empty-handed? You're supposed to bring gifts when you visit."
"And here I thought my presence was enough for you. Or would you like a permanent reminder of me so you don't miss me as much while we're apart again?"
"Ew, no. I just want a reminder you remember I exist. I like when people think about me."
It didn't apply the other way around but everyone already knew that so he refrained from saying so. Instead he summoned a wine bottle straight from the private stash that Raphael thought no one knew about and pushed it toward Jophiel.
"Is this a friendly visit or the sort that can get you in trouble upstairs?"
Send “Not you again” for my muse’s reaction
❛ man, with these Markings -- the choice of an ordinary life is no longer an option for me. ❜ ( alex @ ethan, probs after a couple drinks )
“Wait, you thought ordinary was an option after joining the Corps? Adorable.”
[ My Lucifer] " Are we still going to do the angel and dinosaur apocalypse?"
“I’m always down for a little chaos. The only remaining question is, my universe or yours?”
❛ why is it whenever we see each other, one of us is covered in blood? ❜ ( alex )
“Now darling, can you truly call it courting if there isn’t a bit of blood involved?”
TFR’s Writing Prompt #380
“I know you’re still upset with me about that thing we don’t like to talk about, but-“
“That thing we don’t like to talk about was five years ago. Oddly enough, there are other reasons why I’m upset with you right now.”
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I need you thinking about me 23/7. You get 1 hour for yourself
Hero struggled as the villain’s henchmen dragged them away. “Villain! Villain, help me!”
“Now why would I do that? I already have what I need from you.”
This couldn’t be happening. “Villain, please. I love you.”
A cruel smile spread across their lips. “Unfortunate. I suppose that makes it your fault then, doesn’t it?”
“Have you considered; violence?”
“Considered and applied liberally. It hasn’t worked. I think we need to try… diplomacy.”
“Much, much harder to follow violence with diplomacy, but alright I’ll see what I can do.”
“Listen, I don’t care what you do in your free time, just clean up after yourself.”
“Oh, it was one blood stain, quit acting like it’s the end of the world -”
&. 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( an assortment of dialogue prompts for various crime / mafia / detective / criminal underworld scenarios. trigger warning for dark themes. feel free to change as you seem fit. )
❛ i always get paid in the end, one way or another. ❜
❛ maybe you just need someone to tell you what to do. ❜
❛ i don’t think you fully understand the situation you’re in. ❜
❛ rule one: don’t get caught. ❜
❛ i do what people pay me to do. ❜
❛ consider this a professional courtesy. ❜
❛ i want us to be friends. i want us to trust each other. ❜
❛ you thought you could just fuck with us, and we wouldn’t fuck with you? ❜
❛ can we just exchange three words without you pulling a gun on me? ❜
❛ the detective’s life isn’t an easy one. but it rarely lacks for excitement. ❜
❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ tell me, what was life like on the other side? ❜
❛ so, to what do i owe this pleasure? ❜
❛ how many fights have you been in this week? ❜
❛ you want a silencer pistol? sure, if one’s on sale. ❜
❛ go ahead. you might as well finish the job. ❜
❛ can i at least buy you a drink? ❜
❛ you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep this up. you know that, right? ❜
❛ we’re not all savages here, sweetheart. ❜
❛ the only thing that’s gonna keep you safe in this world is that gun. ❜
❛ i’ll teach you something about punishment. ❜
❛ do we have your allegiance or not? ❜
❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜
❛ you wanted the truth. i’ve given it to you. it’s up to you what you do with it. ❜
❛ you’re playing nurse to a killer, you know. ❜
❛ this your idea of laying low? ❜
❛ looks like you could use a bodyguard. ❜
❛ you look great. like a million bucks of real money. ❜
❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜
❛ drink all you want, but we need to stay focused. ❜
❛ you’re like a cockroach i can’t kill. i mean it in a good way. ❜
❛ you eat, or you get eaten. animals call it survival. humans call it business. ❜
❛ i could teach you how to fight, but i wasn’t equipped to take care of you. ❜
❛ i wanted to hurt them for the way they hurt you. ❜
❛ no one’s worth a bullet between the eyes. ❜
❛ may i have my gun back? ❜
❛ who taught you how to do that? ❜
❛ i’m gonna make you an offer. one time only. ❜
❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜
❛ you still have to keep up appearances. ❜
❛ the bodies he buried laid the foundation of what we are now. ❜
❛ imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want. ❜
❛ that wasn’t a punch. if i’d punched you, you’d be on the floor. ❜
❛ the choice to live an ordinary life is no longer an option for me. ❜
❛ i need you to focus on this case. not on me. can you do that? ❜
❛ you’re still an honest person. it’s the rest of the world that’s gone crooked. ❜
❛ all you need to do is exactly what i tell you to do. ❜
❛ i’ve done things i’m not proud of. i’ve hurt people and i’m going to hurt more. ❜
❛ blood money buys the best art. ❜
❛ everyone who ever helped me is dead. i don’t want that to happen to you. ❜
❛ i don’t kill people. not even scumbags like you who deserve it. ❜
❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜
❛ you’re not very good at retiring. ❜
❛ remember who the real enemy is. ❜
❛ you’re one of us now. nobody ever tell you that? ❜
❛ i’m the lucky one who pulled you out of the garbage. ❜
❛ if it were up to me, you would’ve been dead a long time ago. ❜
❛ everyone in that room has lived far worse than anything you’ve ever done. ❜
❛ if you’re doing it to help someone, doesn’t that make it okay? ❜
❛ you don’t get to be at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down. ❜
“Hey, X, are the rumors true?”
“Probably, unless you’ve heard about something I’d be criminally liable for, and in that case, no.”
"You're a menace to society," xe says carefully, before xir lips crack into a smile. "But a society that sorely needs menaced."
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"Ar-Archangel! I was just- I thought I heard something and wanted to make sure there weren't any intruders. Which there aren't, so I'm just gonna go now."
Heart pounding, Ethan backed away, nearly tripping as his foot caught on a corner. He was so dead. Michael was going to see the flower he'd left in his room and immediately know who it was from, and then his days were numbered.
He nearly crashed into the next person he saw as he rounded a corner.
"Alex, I fucked up! He saw me!"
