NEGAN: "I don't wanna kill any of you. I want you to work for me. You can't do that if you're dead."
NEGAN: "Now I will murder one of you to death."
NEGAN: "Eeny... Meeny... Miney..."
RICK: "Come on, a nursery-rhyme? THAT'S your big, evil hook? That's demeaning to both of us.
MICHONNE: "You're not even going to do anything interesting or diabolical? No mind-games, no pitting us against each other, no deal-with-the-devil? Not even make us draw straws?"
ABE: "Wouldn't it be more interesting if you made us choose which of us would die? That person's last thoughts would be 'I'm unwanted. I'm the least favourite". That's a pretty fuckin' mean thing to do.
CARL: "Or what if you had one of our people fight one of yours? And if ours couldn't kill yours in 60 seconds, THEN our person would die."
MAGGIE: "Or you could just skip the drama and try to get me to a doctor. Even if I didn't make it, they'd appreciate the effort so much my group would probably join you WILLINGLY."
ROSITA: "Or what if you just killed Dwight? He betrayed us on several occasions after we stuck our necks out for him. It would be doing us a big favour, it would show us that you can afford to lose people so that fighting you would be useless, and it would give us even less reason to go after you later."
DARYLL: "Wait, didn't we do this already? If the cost of admission is half of our stuff and one protagoinst death, then we've already paid that when Dwight killed Denise."
AARON: "Hear me out: What if you selected one person and broke their arms and legs? They'd heal, but they wouldn't be able to fight back. Maybe they could still do chores or farming work, but they wouldn't be able to wield a weapon."
SASHA: "What if you forced all of us to be in your group, but spread out so that we wouldn't be able to organize a coup? That way our group would lose their soldiers, but not the people who tend to the fields and produce the resources that you're extorting from us?"
NEGAN: "I think we're getting off-track he-"
EUGENE: "I know the Infinite Ammo cheat code. I could just give you that in exchange for our lives."
GLENN: "Also, your big, scary weapon is a piece of wood? We fought a guy with a TANK, and we won."
RICK: "Seriously, right? This is the Big Bad we're supposed to be scared of? You're the main villain that's been hyped up for years? We're the GOOD guys, and we came up with better Evil Plans than you, on the spot! It's like you were written by a guy who jerks it to compilations of the deaths on Game of Thrones."
ROBERT KIRKMAN: "We had good writers, but I ate them all."
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