We Drank Too Much Bleach

Bleach headcanon account with two owners‼️

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HELLO :D

This is the beginning of We-Drank-Too-Much-Bleach, a Bleach and Burn the Witch centered headcanon blog!

There are two mods, who will be going by Giselle (me. :3) and Meninas!

We will post headcanons whenever they come to mind! Or when they’re requested!!

We will not post NSFW headcanons, or anything offensive.

We won’t do any gendered hcs for the person reading we want it to be good reading for everyone

We can do ship posts but to be honest we are heavily opinionated and won’t post ship posts for ships we heavily dislike, sorry :(

Meninas has completely finished bleach, I have not, but I know the plot and don’t mind spoilers!!

It’s nice to meet you! Both mods will make intros soon!! - Giselle

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Could you do some kisuke urahara HC's?

Abt anything rlly

Mmm we weren’t dead for months you’re crazy (gaslighting)

Secretly streams on twitch, mainly really obscure indie games or yaoi visual novels

He played the otome legends demo (LOOK IT UP PLS ITS FREE PLAY IT)

Uses his giant basement/training area for raves

people in karakura have conspiracy theories about him bc of him not aging and the other weird shit

He’s like a local cryptid except instead of killing ppl he sells possibly expired candy

Building off of that, his candy is most definitely all expired, not by a couple months more like a couple decades

Moldy ass Dagashi from the 50s

He spread wild ass conspiracy theories when he was a little younger (still in Karakura town)

Ururu is his favorite child

I feel like he got arrested more than once for being really drunk in public

And money laundering schemes

Yoruichi and Tessai had to break/bail him out

He plays the kazoo extremely well

Absolute beast on the harmonica

He owns an Ouija board despite knowing how souls/ghosts work in his world and despite him being a soul reaper. It’s pink

laces yoruichi's food with catnip

he sometimes writes angsty fanfic between him and aizen and goes down to muken to show him just to get on his nerves

He had a fanfiction.net account

he uses a 6 in one shampoo conditioner bodysoap deodorant toothpaste hairgel

Tokusatsu fan. Not like a fanatic but a passive enjoyer, it feels nice and comfy. Owns a figure or two, maybe a keychain

Said merch items are definitely bootlegs

Sorry for being gone so long(reverse gaslights u) (◞‸◟；) life gets in the way like that, but we’re back now and should post again :3 - Gigi!!

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How would the shinigami react to playing a horror game for the first time?

HI YES WE WILL ANSWER THIS WE HAVENT BEEN GONE SHHH

- Ichigo would have a very internal reaction- like he’s not screaming but he is jumping and his heart keeps trying to escape his chest

- Rukia thinks Ichigo’s terror is hilarious and therefore isn’t scared but when she’s alone she’d have a heart attack

- Orihime would just die. Pass away. (not a Shinigami but shhh)

- Shuhei cries. He gets scared, then sits there in silence, sets down his controller or pulls his hands off the keyboard, then bursts into tears.

the scariest game he can handle is resident evil 6

- Byakuya is too hyper focused on everything to get scared

Like he picks up on cues for scares really easily but also he’s shit at the game

- Izuru played FNAF once and somehow failed night one

He shut himself inside a room and sat in the dark for a while after that

- Mashiro throws the controller through the screen.

- Kensei got so scared he broke the controller in his hands then threw the broken remains

- Kenny just doesn’t understand what’s going on and why he can’t fight the enemies

Yachiru also wants to fight the enemies

- Ukitake played that scary maze game and nearly started crying

- Unohana plays silent hill every now and then and laughs at all the serious bits

- surprise off topic hc Unohana’s laugh is really nice to listen to

When she finds something really funny though it’s a loud hyena laugh

- Gin feels nothing.

- Aizen predicts the scares, similar to Byakuya

- Isane got so scared she had to sleep with the lights on

- Renji rage quits after a jump scare

- Soi fon gets jumpscared once and recites every slur she knows in alphabetical order

- tosen does not react. Stone faced ass “that was not scary.”

- Shinji jumps after a jumpscare, he fumbles the controller until it falls out of his hands and then he covers his face in shame

Shinji jumps insanely high

- Momo is surprisingly tolerant to scary things.

(Hm I wonder why)

- or second option she doesn’t do horror games unless it’s a markiplier playthrough

Nanao is the same

- Shunsui refuses to play any horror game but resident evil. Also he thinks Devil may cry is a horror game

- Nel just cries her poor eyes out (IK YOU SAID SHINIGAMI BUT NEL)

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Nakk Le Vaar's relations with other Sternritters? 👀👀👀

Since Meni answered the last one I feel obligated to do this one -^-

- just a general one first, he pisses off some of them, just because.. he’s Askin.. YKnow..

- He has a strange situationship with Quilge, because Quilge is

Strange

- Quilge won’t hold hands with him but he would marry him??? They confuse me

- I think he would make fun of Lil… and she would bite him in return

- this is canon but Bambi and Askin do not like each other‼️‼️‼️ lesbian and gay hostility…

- Gigi creeps him out but he likes her little cockroach antenna

- Candice and him exchange pet names (slut, whore, bitch, cumdumpster, YKnow, pet names)

- Gerard and Askin are just like

Work friends

- Askin makes fun of Bazz’s hair (I love you Bazz but please let the sides grow out a bit, pls….)

- Bazz keeps trying to set him on fire

- Askin calls Jugram “White boy grandmaster” or “twinkatron 3000”

- ^Askin is Filipino and German you can’t change my mind.

- scared of Meni 😔 she’s tall and women intimidate him

- He has actually no opinion on As Nodt besides “nice hair”

- Terrified of Gremmy

- Mask is “too much” in askin’s opinion

- He has an irrational dislike of Loyd and Royd

- He told Uryu he looks like the nerd emoji and Uryu has never recovered since

- No strong opinions on much of anyone else, he likes to see them fight.

Okay that’s it I hope you like this :333 - Gigi

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anything on mr hands pernida?

okay it's been a million years I'm so sorry that we haven't been posting frequently :<

but okaaayyy Pernida okay okayy hhmmmmm

-They stare at walls out of boredom

-Only person who has seen them with the hood off recently was Askin and he has nightmares about it to this very day

-Tried making a human form once, gave up after making one finger into an arm

-they eat by people dropping food into their hood and not questioning where it goes

-they are extremely smart but act extremely stupid

-another activity they like is laying on the ground doing nothing

uhm...yeah I can't think of anything else I've had in my mind for the silly hand thing. It's been too long since I've answered a question but hey, I'm trying to now! Hope you liked it!

-Meninas :3

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since quilge and askin both enjoy, to some degree, watching their fellow quincies fighting — how would they fare watching a fight together? would they share a drink or snack? perhaps talk some shit? id like to see your interpretation of this scenario.

Okay okay okay this was another collab effort between both me n Giselle (also hi been a bit sorry guyss!!)

BUT

I think Quilge and Askin would have a BLAST watching an argument.

-They'd bring snacks, drinks, those two men treat arguments like a sporting event. Usually Quilge drinks like century old wine they got laying around and Askin drinks the hardest vodka known to man. Askin also always brings a giant bowl of popcorn the two share (they once touched hands when trying to grab some and Quilge gave Askin the dirtiest look ever while swatting his hand away)

-they ALWAYS throw out insults and cackle like witches. Sometimes they'll even join in on the arguments. Quilge flip flops sides all the time but Askin always sticks to one side. It's worthy to note Askin ALWAYS gets lost at some point in the argument and just stands there like "mhm, yes, yea you tell em!"

-Sometimes arguments end just so the people arguing can beat the shit out of Askin and Quilge.

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which shinigami absolutely smoke weed?

Urahara invented his own super marijuana and smokes it like mad. He also deals it to a lot of people.

the visoreds have smoking sessions every other week

Shunsui has his own private supply

Shuhei started doing it because Kensei forced him to

Unohana does edibles but doesn't smoke anymore

Renji (he gave Rukia some once and she was hacking and choking and sounded like she was going to die)

Isshin (stopped after Yuzu guilt tripped him)

Ukitake also does edibles because if he smokes them he will fucking die

Yamamoto used to be a stoner but nobody knows that

Kenpachi tried it once and it had absolutely no affect on him

Yachiru hates the smell of smoke and coughs loudly to guilt trip people into not smoking around her

Byakuya tried it once and had a panic attack

and that's all we can think of but I really wanted to answer this as soon as possible heh

-Meninas

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CAN WE GET SOME HEADCANONS FOR THE BAMBIS? (all of them together!)

Of course of course we love the femritters on this blog

MORE FEMRITTER HCS >:3

-they tried to start a band once and only got one live show which they were booed out of because they were soooo bad

Candice was vocals/guitar

Bambietta was backing vocals/keyboard

Meninas was bass

Giselle was drums

Liltotto didn't want to join in but sometimes she'd just be like tambourine or something

-they were mostly punk rock but sometimes did like… soft rock

which sounded better than the punk stuff

-Candice kept ruining stuff with her guitar solos…

-whenever they watch comedies Candice cackles like a maniac every like 3 seconds and Giselle just talks through the entire thing so everyone else can't understand what's happening

- Giselle talks through every movie ever cause she’s just like me

-they also could never decide a name for the band but several ideas that were thrown around:

Candice & The Electrosuperdeath Girls

The Bombers

All Quincy Rejects

Dead On Arrival

Guys I Don't Think This Will Last Longer Than A Month At The Highest Do You Not Remember When We Tried To Make A Movi-Wait Meninas Stop Copying This Down This Isn't A Fucking Name You Dumbass

- on Bambietta's birthday once everyone thought it'd be a genius idea to literally just put a bomb in her cake

- Giselle wanted to be in the cake but they wouldn’t let her (they didn’t understand her genius smh)

-For christmas everyone got each other coal, this wasn’t planned, they all individually thought of it

- Giselle also put a bow on her head and said she was the group’s gift, and only Meni thought it was cute

- Candice once considered showing up entirely wrapped in bows and literally nothing else but she realised that would not help her against the slut allegations so she chose not to

- Christmastime is always the most chaotic for the girls

- Meni is the only one who buys thoughtful gifts

- Giselle once gifted Liltotto a rotting arm

- halloween they usually do nothing for because last time they dressed up bambi and candice argued for hours over who was sexier in their costume

it ended with a group vote which resulted in zero votes for both of them

- for an experiment Giselle once faked her death to see what the others would do and after a week she came back and literally nobody noticed she left

- Meni like… noticed but she wasn’t worried

- Liltotto got a snack stash everyone is aware of but she doesn't know they're aware of it and thinks she's kept it secret

- Giselle keeps taking everything grape and blue raspberry flavored

- Lil plays gacha games, like.. it’s an addiction

- Meninas plays cookie clicker games

- Bambi speed runs anything and everything

- Candice plays yaoi visual novels

- She picks bad routes to see men suffer and plays good routes to giggle when the men kiss

- Giselle does the same but for yuri visual novels

- Giselle plays games like ddlc so often.. like the most fucked up ones you can find.. like you and me and her. And corpse party

- Candice listens to punk rock

Bambietta listens to classic rock

Giselle listens to breakcore (and idol music)

Liltotto listens to idk

Meninas listens to folk and pop music (another idol music enjoyer)

- Giselle has literal skeletons in her closet (The animal ones are sourced ethically but the human ones…)

- during blackouts Candice uses herself as a generator but ONLY for the stuff she uses regularly and nothing else

Jeez that one was long! Sorry we haven’t posted in a while, we’ve both been a little occupied. I hope you like the hcs tho! :3 - Giselle

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every captain’s music taste go

ooooooooooo I love thinking about the music taste of characters!!

-Yamamoto doesn't like music but if he was forced to listen to something' it'd be 60s rock

-Soi Fon listens to country in secret and cries over love songs because they remind her of her girlfriend

-Rose is a big 70s-90s rock fan and will never shut up about it. He does a LOT of covers and knows more than literally anyone else. (he is also a Lady Gaga fan)

-Unohana listens to death metal and nu metal and sometimes softcore stuff

-Shinji is a canon jazz fan but likes hip hop and rnb stuff too

-Byakuya likes classical Japanese music but ever since Rukia introduced him to Hatsune Miku he's been fascinated by her

-Komamura listens to folk music

-Shunsui listens to the Rolling Stones /Lisa listens to the most explicit music ever (she loves WAP and thinks Closer by Nine Inch Nails is relatable)

-Kensei listens to Sabaton and indie love songs but literally nobody believes that he does

-Toshiro listens to whatever Rangiku forces him to

-Kenpachi listens to whatever Yachiru listens to (death metal)

-Mayuri listens to breakcore and merzbow

-Ukitake listens to the Beatles (and argues with Shunsui over which band is better)/Rukia is the biggest vocaloid fan ever

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FORMER CAPTAINS WOOOO

-Yoruichi's music taste is so random that whenever she puts on her playlist everyone is like "you're a fan of them too?" and she's like "...yea why wouldn't I?"

-Urahara listens to EDM and has raves in his basement

-Isshin listens to pop music...fuckin loser

-Aizen listens to classical music

-Gin listens to 80s pop rock, Aizen and Tosen don't really like it

-Tosen listens to classical music (that's the only way he's bonded with Aizen) and lofi because he thinks it sounds nice

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oh my gosh oh my gosh I'm sorry we haven't said anything in a moment but still this was fun I loved itttttt :D

-Meninas

I no have comment

-Giselle

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please do tatsuki ones i like it when she is relevant. too bad she's only relevant like twice because of shite kubo. so yeah tatsuki hcs plzzz!! stop calling me a coward on discord now thank you

I’m so sorry this took so long Alky

TATSUKI HCS!!!!

- She has the longest fucking workout playlist and it’s honestly really really bad

- She works out so intensely that Orihime tried to do it with her and passed out within the first ten minutes.

- Orihime keeps trying to work out with her but gives up earlier and earlier each time

- Tatsuki made an easier routine just for Orihime so they could still spend time together <3

- Tatsuki but Ichigo when they were kids. He has a scar from this.

- Tatsuki has a playlist named “Her <3” and it’s all really bad romance songs

- Tatsuki and Chad will stand in silence for hours and they consider this bonding. They’re good friends.

- Isshin tried to adopt Tatsuki multiple times and she bit him

- Tatsuki and Riruka argue a lot

- She cries and laughs really creepily silently. It looks like she’s been put on mute

- Is a berserk fan

- Tries to explain the plot and lore to Orihime, Orihime falls asleep on her. Win for Tatsuki

- Once Riruka was there when Tatsuki was explaining the lore and she just repeatedly shouted "VINLAND SAGA IS BETTER"

- Her favorite flavor of chips are barbecue and chips that are so spicy it actually burns you

- Ahe is actually like… terrified of horror movies she just watches them to not seem like a wimp

- Likes onions

Who likes onions

- Riruka once got her a rock for her birthday. She unironically liked it. That was nnnnot the point

- Tatsuki grew to like rocks because Orihime has given her HUNDREDS. She associates giving and being given rocks with love <3

- She gave Riruka a plush rock for christmas, Riruka thought it was a joke, Orihime had to explain while Tatsuki tried not to cry

- Tatsuki once saw Rukia in her soul reaper outfit and they just stared at each other awkwardly

- Rukia is terrified, realizing Tatsuki can see her, Tatsuki is just wondering what the fuck Rukia is wearing

- Tatsuki swears every sentence but it’s just the same three (Cunt, fuck, shit) this is where Orihime learned these words

- Dragged everyone to see the two sonic movies, she got kicked out for being too loud.

- Sonic fan. Her favorites are Shadow and Blaze. She hates Silver TO THIS DAY cause she had a crush on Blaze when she was a kid

- She has fought everyone she knows at least once, Ichigo the most times, Orihime the least

- Tatsuki plays fighting games and is awful at them, Orihime is scarily good at them

- Goes to Urahara shop regularly and doesn’t buy anything she just wants to see if Urahara has aged.

I am so sorry this took so long but it’s here now!!! - Giselle

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I really enjoy your writing. You put aom kuch thought into any aspect it's commendable as heck!

If it's okay to ask, how do you think Rukia would greet a new student to Karakura High? What if that new student had formed the ability to see Hollow and eventually materialize a Zanpakuto?

AHHHH THIS IS VERY COOL!!!

Rukia hcs for a new kid at school!!

Well, first, she would just treat you like a classmate, she wouldn’t realize you could see hollows until you interacted with one or told someone (her or anyone else and she found out via them) or if you asked her where she had been after she thought she erased everyone’s memory of her.

The moment she finds out she is

1. Excited, happy to teach someone (esp if you aren’t all stubborn and pushy like Ichigo, no offense Ichi love you)

2. So fucking worried and stressed like lord help her she does not want a life on her hands (T-T)

When you both found out you could use a Zanpakuto she was ecstatic. She was so so happy the tiny girl was vibrating. She would explain everything to you via drawings and if you complimented them she will love you forever.

She’s happy to teach you how to wield your Zanpakuto, but she might push off some responsibilities on others (mainly Urahara or Ichigo.. or Renji if he’s there)

She doesn’t want to introduce you to Kon especially if you’re a feminine person, she will roundhouse kick him away from you.

Overall she’s just Rukia, and Rukia is awesome.

- Giselle!!! Also Tysm for the compliments anon

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How would Soi Fon react if Yoruichi's nose grew whenever she lied?

Out of all questions asked so far this has been the most..original hehe~

soo hmhmhmhmmmm....I feel Soi Fon would have two reactions

#1 for when she doesn't know why it's happening and she's just like "Lady Yoruichi what the fuck is wrong with your nose"

#2 for when she does know why it's happening and every time it happens she just gets upset. Especially if the two were in a relationship, like Soi Fon wouldn't wanna talk to Yoruichi for days maybe if she figured out she was lying to her.

so basically Soi Fon would either be so confused or mad at her whenever it happens.

I hope this works..this was a hard one to think of an answer for but I kind of appreciate how wacky and out there this one was compared to everything else on the blog, made me laugh when I first saw it :)

-Meninas

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HAI

Me and Meninas decided to make a list of ships we like and will post and take requests for!!

(You can request other ships but please don’t get upset if we don’t respond :( )

Tatsuhime (Tatsuki x Orihime)

Riruhime (Riruka x Orihime)

Ukishun (Ukitake x Shunsui)

Tosamura (Tosen x Komamura) (tad niche but hey)

NinnyNoel (Ninny x Noel we don’t have a better name I’m sorry T^T)

Yorusoi (Yoruichi and Soi fon)

I think that’s it for our favorite ships!!!

Feel free to request whatever tho!! - Giselle

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GISELLE HEADCANONS (PT 2/2)

AAAA I'M SORRY FOR NOT DOING THIS EARLIER BUT WE'RE BACK WITH THE SECOND PART SO LET'S BEGIN!!!

-Giselle NEEDS to sleep with someone or something, otherwise she will just stay up all night. Most of the time Bambietta is the one who ends up needing to sleep with her and she hates it, she only does it because nobody else will and she doesn't want Giselle to be MORE annoying.

-Giselle rides on Meninas' shoulders to feel powerful and tall, she doesn't mind doing this but she doesn't really like it either

-Candice always wants to tape her to a wall whenever they're alone with each other (and is sometimes allowed to but only because nobody else wants to deal with her)

-Giselle and Liltotto frequently have arguments over food and Giselle bullies her about how she's the shortest of the girls.

-She has EXTREMELY low empathy towards people but high empathy towards animals

-she gets way too hyped when watching animals fight in documentaries, these are the times Candice is allowed to tape her to the wall. Giselle tends to make weird fucking animal sounds when she's taped up

-Yumichika and Giselle track down and troll each other on every site the other is on

This was shorter than part one and hoo boy I just wanted to get it out because I lied about both dates and I'm so sorry guyssss this'll happen less often I promise :(

-Meninas

Reminder to punch your local transphobe >:)

-Giselle

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Giselle Headcanonsss (pt. 1/2)

So this was made between me and well..Giselle for......Giselle. This is a bit of a big one too soo that's fun :D now let's get to it.

-Her favourite foods are french fries and olives

-she gets double the presents on Christmas (as her birthday is December 24th), she threatens people who try to pass off one gift as something for both Christmas and her birthday

-she bites people

-she scares the other femritters as much as she can. Bambietta once blew up a room because of this, Meninas punched her through a wall, Candice electrocuted her and Liltotto tried to eat her.

-she gives people nose kisses (and bites them sometimes)

-chews on her hair when nervous

-people drag her by her hair antennae things

-she tries eating random shit but is super picky with normal food

-she thought Rob Zombie was an actual zombie and was incredibly disappointed to learn the truth (she still loves him though)

-she plays COD and makes weird noises in the mic whenever anyone does anything. She also actually doxxes and shows up at people's houses.

hoo boy that was a lot..and we're not even done which is funny, part 2 may drop either later today or tomorrow. Hope you like these though!

-Meninas

Uh..Uhhhh..WAHOO

-Giselle

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Does this tumblr have rules I should read?

I think the opening post suffices as rules but just so you know

- no nsfw/fetish stuff

- no offensive things

- no gendered reader when it comes to those kinda headcanons

- absolutely no bigotry we will block you immediately

I think that’s it! They’re pretty barebones but I trust you guys to use common sense (don’t make me regret trusting you)

- Giselle!!

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Heey can you do a hc of aizen not liking the person he loves talking to someone else ??

YES. JEALOUSY HCS HAHAHHAHA

Sorry I got excited

Anyway jealous Aizen hcs hahahahaha

people fr love the aizens - Meninas

- As I said in a previous post, he is an extremely jealous man

- He doesn’t enjoy you even talking to other people. Especially people he personally dislikes

- Take lieutenant Aizen for example. Say you’re close to Shinji, his captain, and a thorn in his side.

- Scenario: you’re talking to Shinji about something, spending time with him and being just generally close to him. My god Aizen will be pissed

- This is actually the reason he cut his hair off/j

- The moment he gets you alone, he will be holding onto you and angrily ranting about how “I thought you loved me. Why’re you talking to him?”

- Gaslight gatekeep girlboss Aizen

- He’s a toxic man I’m sorry ( • Ɛ • `*)…

- He will make you feel so guilty for being friends with Shinji so much that you don’t even talk to him anymore.

- Once he’s captain he’ll… he’ll be worse. If you make him jealous? Guess what he’s spending more time with Momo to make you jealous of that doesn’t work he’ll probably just ignore you-

- In the Hueco Mundo era he will have you attached to his hip. You’re not allowed to talk to anyone beyond what he wants. You’re not allowed to talk to the arrancars, he doesn’t trust Gin around you, ect.

- Overall, toxic ass jealous ass manipulative ass man.

- Love him tho!!!

- Giselle <3