The pursing of his lips only enhanced when his grandmother-in-law approached him, he wasn’t going to take none of this woman’s shit. No matter how uncomfortably obvious they admired one another. A pat of her hand was given that squeezed his thigh as he listened to her speak and noticed her reaching for his son. With a gesture as if he were going to pass the perfectly swaddled bundle over he instead positioned that tiny head gently onto his shoulder. Little rear-end cradled in the hook of his elbow while his forearm helped support the baby as well. His free hand was used to point all up in her fucking face. “Ye remind me o’ someone who s’ use ta ot'ers takin’ yer shit.” Another set of words was added after the tips of his fingers pressed firmly against his newborn’s back to create circular swirls– resulting in a hefty burp from Noah Patrick. “Well, darlin’, ’m no’ yer ex-husband an’ ’m no’ a fuckin’ idiot. I know how ta hold a baby, I know how ta care fer a child an’ I know how ta fuck longer, harder an’ stronger t'en a gladiator while s o b e r.”
“Oh darling, don’t you know? I have no exes. I have outlived every last one of those bastards.” She tapped her forehead with her finger and gestured to heaven. “A couple needed a little help.” She touched the top of her great grandchild’s hair lightly as he burped once more, and gave the Irishman a sideways smile. “You know, if I were a few years younger, you’d have made a good husband.” Gran tucked the blanket around little Noah, and kissed his forehead, tugging to adjust Connor’s elbow just so to give better support. She pulled a pack of cigarettes from her purse and offered one to him. “I have been inundated the tales my other grandson tells of the sexual adventures that often occur here. Your brother I have heard crosses himself on the regular. Some things are not meant for God’s eyes it would seem,” she cast him a look that lions give in the wild, right before taking down a zebra. “Of course men like you don’t have to be husbands to be useful.”
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