Claudia

24 / Indie / Semi-Selective / In this house, we speak Claudia!

[we-speak-claudia]

Who do you think is at fault for everything that's happened?

“The Xadians and traitorous ex-princes. Who else would be to blame?”

[we-speak-claudia]

What's your favourite food?

“Just one? Uhhhhhh....oh! Pie! Dad, believe it or not, bakes a super addictive apple pie. It’s like-- heaven in every bite. Maybe I should ask him for the recipe some time...”

[we-speak-claudia]

Do you think your Dad is a good King?

“Huh? Well...of course I do. He’s-- doing what’s best for the kingdom. Making the hard decisions when people fail to do so. Why wouldn’t that make him a good king?”

[we-speak-claudia]

Hot crown morning potion is great and all, but have you ever considered hot brown chocolate potion?

“Oh man, I dunno! A hot crown morning potion sounds pretty...interesting.”

[thesweetnessofdreams]

Queen of mean.

Eclipse Queen Claudia! AU (by tina.winny and halfwaytothestart on Instagram)

I really love this concept idea so much! And I also like this song so, here we are!

(BLOOD WARNING)

[vindctvewrites]

*♡ ˙ ˖ ✧･ﾟ  —  holiday ask meme  !  —  ･ﾟ✧ ˖ ˙ ♡ *

send  🎄 for  our  muses  to  decorate  the  christmas  tree  together .

send  🌿  for  our  muses  to  be  caught  under  mistletoe .

send  ⛄️  for  our  muses  to  build  a  snowman  together .

send  ❄️  for  our  muses  to  be  caught  indoors  due  to  a  snowstorm .

send  🛩  for  your muse  to  surprise  mine  by  making  it  home  for  the  holidays .

send  🍪  for  our  muses  to  bake  cookies  for  santa  together .

send  🎁  for  my  muse  to  try  &  guess  what  yours  got  them  for  christmas .

send  🙈  for  our  muses  to  stay  up  waiting  for  santa .

send  🥶️ for  our  muses  to  warm  up  by  cuddling  close  to  a  fire .

send  💝 for  my  muse  to  give  yours  a  handmade  gift .

[we-speak-claudia]

“Y-Yeah-- he’ll love that. Definitely.”

She gave her brother a weak laugh, smile stretched across her face only to be polite. She did, in fact, remember the frog. She even named it; Lotsoeyes. Although, she did have to admit, at the time of its happy existence, it was a rather frightening thing to see. She could recall seeing it once or twice in her nightmares. 

Sighing softly, she wrung her hands together, suddenly feeling like a fool at not having such memories appropriately designed into a gift or two. Although, Soren did manage to get a sincere laugh from her; eyes lifting up to meet his own. Waving a hand in the air, she replied lightly:

“Oh...nooooo, he’s already got one of those. Have you seen it yet? It drops some seriously big poops in rhythmic order. Each one farts a different note than the last butt.”

A giggle slips free before she shakes her head, adding with a solemn sigh, “I don’t know...I was thinking, like...a sweater? Or maybe a new book? But he has lots of sweaters and lots of books, you know? What if...what if he doesn’t like it?”

[we-speak-claudia]

“Designs, huh?”

She tapped a hand against her chin, pondering the idea. What sort of design would her father like? Nonetheless, what sort of design could Soren create? Or-- request? She wasn’t entirely sure. Grinning over at her excitable brother, she found herself caught up in the splendor of a gift so perfect. There was no doubt in her mind that their father would appreciate the gift. That he’d wear them instantly and then hours after. He’d done exactly that with any other gift both of them gave to him but-- what gift did she have for him? 

“Uhm...hey Soren...did you-- has Dad mentioned anything else he might like to have?”

[we-speak-claudia]

Continued from here! Your Soren is TOO. CUTE.

“Oh...Soren, wow! That’s actually-- really thoughtful. You’re right! Dad will totally love that! He’s always complaining about being cold and old, so what cold, old person wouldn’t love socks?! Ooh! And, you’ve gotta make sure you share that super cute story with him. He’ll be so impressed!”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[s0ren]

{we-speak-claudia} "Hey Soren, I think I heard something outside..."

@we-speak-claudia

“…..What kind of something?”

[we-speak-claudia]

“I...don’t know, but it sounded big. Like-- maybe a bear? Maybe...something bigger?”

[marmaladica]

Girls, we are gorgeous.

[s0ren]

Soren do you like sweet tea?

“In my experience, there is nothing in tea worth liking. Its just an excuse for people to make other people drink gross stuff without them knowing about it. Newsflash, I notice the gross stuff. Every. Single. Time.”

[we-speak-claudia]

“Hey. Remember that time you found an entire. toe. in your tea? Wasn’t that awesome?!”

[chained-to-positivity]

Hello, Everyone!

My name is Commander Gren.

I'm fairly new to this community, but I'm looking forward to meeting you all!

This blog is:

Semi-Selective

Independent

AU & OC Friendly

Beaming With Positivity

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask! For now, I hope everyone has a good day / night!

[toadgodbait]

Soren: Look lady I’m sorry I spilled salsa on your kid. And I’m extra sorry I scooped it up with a chip…

[s0ren]

{ @we-speak-claudia } "Hey Soren, have you seen any creepy crawlies in your room? I kinda lost one and I need it back before Dad gets home."

@we-speak-claudia

“Uhhhh, creepy crawl-?”

“-Oh no, what is it this time???! Another people-eating scorpion?! An acid-spitting stick bug?! A SPIDER WITH TEN LEGS??? OH GOD IS IT ON ME?! IS IT IN MY HAIR?! THIS ISN’T FUNNY CLAUDS!”

[we-speak-claudia]

“Awwe, c’mon, Soren. If you find the little guy first.......I’ll let you naaaaaame it~!”

[s0ren]

{ @we-speak-claudia } "Hey Soren, have you seen any creepy crawlies in your room? I kinda lost one and I need it back before Dad gets home."

@we-speak-claudia

“Uhhhh, creepy crawl-?”

“-Oh no, what is it this time???! Another people-eating scorpion?! An acid-spitting stick bug?! A SPIDER WITH TEN LEGS??? OH GOD IS IT ON ME?! IS IT IN MY HAIR?! THIS ISN’T FUNNY CLAUDS!”

[s0ren]

“WHAT?! HE SAID THAT GROSS TEA WAS JUST PLANT GUNK! EWWWWWWWWW!”

[we-speak-claudia]

“Plants don’t have GUNK, Soren!! But BUGS do!!”