Howdy, I'm the Regeneratin' Degenerate!

Welcome to my blog! (Hey, now, don't leave us out) [What do you expect? Wade's an asshole] SHUT UP! Anywho, I'm Wade Wilson, better know to the world as Deadpool! I'm a hero (assassain) ready to make [money] the world a better place! I'm a graduate (failed experiement) of the Weapon X project [dicks], and I'm here for you (to see some tits and get his jollies). Ok, you know what, fuck you guys. I'm trying to make us look good. Yes, I kill for money. Sometimes. But the main reason I'm here is [TO DRUM UP BUSINESS WE KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE WANT SOMEONE DEAD!] .....ok, that part is true.

[iamthecruelone-blog]

The Wolf of Wall Street: Hold your howls, people.

If you felt like you needed to take a bath thrice as long as Martin Scorsese’s three-hour spectacular of decadence on the stock market dance floor, you’re not alone. That being said, I think we all need to have a discussion about what this film did and did not do, and why it was cringe-inducing rather than cringe-worthy. Because there is a difference. Skip the jump for my thoughts! 

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Things in the file of  ’ things I will never stop laughing at ' referring to Anakin Skywalker as Little orphan Annie

[weapon-x-reject]

Few and Far Between

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" Wade sat in a dingy, battered arm chair, a .38 special pointed at the head of the man sitting at the piano. "Please, mister, I've told you, my name's not Sam, and I don't play, my wife does! I'll go get her, she'll play you whatever the fuck you want!" The man slumped down in the bench, breaking down in to a blubbering mess, tears streaking down his grizzled, tattooed face.

Wade cocked back the hammer with a smile. "She ain't here. Neither is your kid, by the way. Man, I don't get enough jobs like this." (Are you really gonna monologue now?) [Of course! Cant you appreciate theatrics?] "So, this lady tracks me down about a week back, runs a women's shelter around town. I guess most of the cases they get in, the police take care of it, or they help the woman disappear. But she had this one broad comin' in, she says, with a real nasty hubby. Beats the shit out of her and her son, and the cops won't do shit, because he's got 'em right in their pocket. He's a big heroin smuggler here in the San Fran area. He's got people that would track her down." He tapped the side of the man's head with the barrel of his gun. "You still with me? Any of this sounding familiar?" The scumbag tried to reply, but all that came out was a gurgle of fear. "Good. Anyways, she wanted to save this woman and her kid, but she had no idea what to do. And then she found me." Wade got up and sprawled himself across the narrow top of the upright piano, his head propped on his hand, the other keeping the gun trained on his target. "Little old me. Deadpool, superpowered assassin. And I thought, 'Hell, why not?'"

"I'll pay you, I'll give you whatever you want, girls, guns, drugs, anything, just please, God, don't fuckin' hurt me!"

"'Don't hurt me...' I wonder, how many times your son said that same thing. Listen here, you sniveling piece of shit, I'm doing this pro bono. Your wife's friend, she actually scraped up quite a nice chunk of change. Which is now sitting in a college fund for your soon-to-be fatherless son. So I'll pass. Here's lookin' at you, kid."

[disalmanac]

[bergamotandbone-deactivated2015]

accurate.

[theinferiordeadpool-deactivated]

So wait, lemme get this straight. You had a crush on Spidey, but you can't stand being mistaken for him? Why?

What do you mean why? If you read the previous post, you’d have your answer; but here’s the thing, when you’ve been kicked around and ignored for so long, you’d be pissed if you got mixed up with one of the fandom’s most beloved hero too. Don’t believe me? Almost every team-up I’ve been in, I’m either pushed to the side, ignored, or just plain rejected. It’s not just team ups, but when I show interest in someone, and they like me for who I am… Well, it usually doesn’t turn out the way I expect it. Ever. Even when I think they have the same thoughts at me.

It doesn’t matter if I’ve got a mask on or not. I’m always rejected, no matter what. Sometimes, even people don’t like me as a person, or at least they deny it.

The thing is, my self esteem’s not too high. There, I admit it. I’m not going to throw myself a pity party for it, because that’s not how I am; but just have a long look and think about it. When you’ve been rejected by virtually anyone and everyone, you’d hate to be mistaken for someone else too. It doesn’t matter if it’s someone you’ve had a crush on or anything, you’d be pissed, right?

I guess you could say that I have an inferiority complex that’s deeply hidden.

But I’m saying this now, I’m used to it. It’s been a while, so I don’t expect any pity. Just do me a favour and don’t call me Spider-Man again, ‘kay? That’s all I ask for.

… And from saying that, I have a feeling you’re going to start calling Spidey more… Hashtag Sad-Life

[weapon-x-reject]

Ooc

Good hip hop can make anything better, even cleaning copious amounts of animal shit. Mos Def, De La Soul, Talib Kweli, Q-tip...take me away, fellas.

[doctorwhogifs]

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over

[mycroftplayingoperation]

LAST CHANCE

[brucebannerask-deactivated20161]

REBLOG NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

[weapon-x-reject]

((Well shit I suppose I'm obliged to post this))

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool Annual #1

[jeffisageek]

LEGO Taco!

[weapon-x-reject]

"This is the part when you turn around, walk out the door and just....just get the hell away from me, leave me alone, before I start putting holes in you. Please." There was a slight tremor in his voice at the end. Empty liquor bottles littered the floor, evidence of Wade's futile attempt at drinking away the pain.

[bookworm-goddess]

[prof-grace-aspen]

why must we play god

[cumberbuddy]

This is what being Moffat and Gatiss must feel like. 

[batchedarchive-deactivated20150]

My friends better take notice. We are going to play this.

[weapon-x-reject]

Not an ideal situation (open rp)

"THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" At least, that's what Wade tried to say. With half his jaw missing and his flesh slowly knitting back together, it came out as "WHAGGAHAIWROWIOO?!" He popped out over the cover and let loose a spray of automatic fire at the AIM agents. His face was almost back to normal. "Nex' 'ime, whe' we ha' the ele'ent o' su'rise, kee' your 'outh shu'!"

[shieldrp]

[roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers]

[better-you-diethani]

roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers:

 I wish people would tell me when they don’t want to roleplay with me. Silence hurts worse than any words possibly could. Just a little “Hey, I don’t really want to roleplay with you,” and I’ll respond, “Ok! Sorry for bothering you!” and then I’ll never bother you again. It’s that easy! I’ve got my adult panties on, I’m not going to throw a fit because you said no.

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

FUCK I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[begitalarcos]

Wade kneels for no one (except maybe Spider Man)

[weapon-x-reject]

thykindomcome:

      ;—”—you look a bit lost, friend.”

"Oh my God, your voice." (I could listen to him talk forever.) "You should do commercial work. Well, one minute I’m in my underwear, going to town on a deep dish pizza, and the next I’m…where the hell are we, anyways? And who are you? You seem…familiar."