Lamp Shady

I am incredibly geeky and easily bored. You have been warned.

[river-spirit]

[weaponsofabsolutelystupidshit]

this is it. this is the post that ruined me lmfao. throwback thursday.

[weaponsofabsolutelystupidshit]

Where have you been???

Dead.

At a new blog. And detox, I went to detox, so there's that too.

If you (or anyone else) want my new blog title, ask me non-anonymously, so I don't have to post it for all the world to see. 'Cause that was sort of the point of a new blog. :P

[effusives]

okay this deserves to be reblogged

[toocooltobehipster]

omfg

[space-tuber]

[autoentropy]

[undercover-and-unabashed]

I want this in my house for a few reasons:

I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.

Fabulous movie nights with friends.

Probably the best sex ever.

… Okay~

4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.

5. Amazing flips could be done attempted

I need this because of reasons.

[ask-warriorsuki-blog]

NEEEEED

[midnightbioshock-deactivated201]

Dear Santa…

[udiedloved]

[weaponsofabsolutelystupidshit]

Ow that one hurt.

[river-spirit]

[weaponsofabsolutelystupidshit]

u are one of my favorite bloggers Allah bless

why.But no really thank you, I appreciate that. Some good ol' anon love is just what I needed tonight.

[cathartic]

literally all i did in 2012 was become gayer

[catp0rn]

cat by bloodvenus

..should i be cuted out or creeped out by those eyes…

[weaponsofabsolutelystupidshit]

Both.

[ladernierecombattante-deactivat]

[lovevee24]

[guto69-deactivated20130921]

[white0wls-deactivated20140904]

so grumpy aw bbs

[nickciarelli-deactivated2016031]

Least Helpful Amazon Customer Reviews

Childrens puzzle too easy for smart adult like me

Spray works on bugs but NOT geese

I have lost all faith in rags

Jersey comes up TOO SHORT, can’t wear with no pants without exposing myself

I have disappointed myself again

Book too heavy, dropped on foot, now very sick

Edible but NOT EDIBLE ENOUGH

Cannot inflate without getting aroused

Helps me sleep like a baby, I don’t like it

Chair cannot handle my big fat ass

dog ate earrings DO NOT BUY

I cannot fit inside this

memory foam pillow not easy to have sex with

It fell on me and I can’t get up

NOT FLAMMABLE ENOUGH

my son is very afraid of it

Couldn’t put together, threw at wall, have huge hole in wall

Didn’t work I am still alive

[mrzim]

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

[xxx-flow]

[weaponsofabsolutelystupidshit]

I used to believe that.

I believed it when we were torn apart andI had to run away to be with you.

I believed it for three months when they took you away to jail.

Now I'm not so sure any more.