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smoked sativa so now I suddenly want to watch these 3 movies:

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My date

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"we broke up because he cheated"

"That's awful! Who'd he cheat on you with?"

"no, not like cheated on me, he cheated at Tetris against me. What kind of grown adult would do that?"

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Okay I thought we all ridiculed Kings of Leon 13 years ago why am I having to hear a soft club mix of Sex is on Fire in a Lyft rn

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Interior decorating (eating food coloring)

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"the <noun>s are <noun>ing" will cease to be used after jan 1st and will forever be a 2023 thing

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I want what any girl wants: a curated experience to interact with my favorite brands!!

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Y'all ever heard of albums?? I'm h*gh rn and wow good shit. It's like if instead of shoveling out songs that are effectively tiktok hitclip compilations, you make music that progresses over minutes and then it carries you onto the next song's vibe and repeats that for over half an hour!

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Making a video edit where every time a gay character is moodily listening on headphones on a TV show I add in hyperpop clips

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I had a thc seltzer, forgive me, but uh when people read books written in first person everyone like pictures this separate person and imagines the events & thoughts unfolding to that new person off in the distance, right? No one instead pictures the events as actually happening to the reader themself? Not unless you’re like auditioning for a play but even then?

Your mental picture is the same regardless of how it’s written. Right???

[itznarcotic]

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We gotta stop climate change so that New York can cool down in the evening so that ice cream trucks stop playing their song at like 7pm instead of 10pm

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Just had to explain TRL to someone at a house party kill me

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The subway needs to add more PvP zones by adding in spiral staircases.

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ok this dude's puzzles rock tbh https://erich-friedman.github.io/published/index.html