WEB DALEK

The Holloway/Ashbrook Companion's arch-nemesis and webmaster. Originally from Skaro, currently residing in The Companions guest room. "Daleks" are the sole property of the BBC. This blog is intended as a loving satire of all things Who, with a focus on the vile little critters we all love so much. Thank you to the writers, creatives, and the BBC itself for bringing these little devils into our popular culture.

[webdalek]

AMERICAN HUMAN ELECTIONS BAFFLE ME. WHY HAVE THE CANDIDATES NOT FOUGHT TO THE DEATH SO THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE MEAT BAG FOR YOU TO VOTE FOR YET?

PERHAPS I SHOULD RUN AND TAKE THIS COUNTRY FOR SLAVES.

[msdonnatemplenoble-blog]

I feel ya, metal buddy. 

[ticcytx]

who allowed me to watch this show

[webdalek]

I AM NOT FORGOTTEN. THIS PLEASES ME.

[webdalek]

WHAT HAVE YOU BIOLOGICAL WASTE FORMS AT YAHOO DONE TO MY TUMBLR!

[webdalek]

WHO IS THIS TRUMP?

I APPRECIATE HIS ASPIRATIONS OF WORLD DOMINATION AND HIGH COUTURE. ALSO HIS EPIC HAIR. #VOTEDALEKDONALD

[webdalek]

TRUE CELEBRITY DALEK CONFESSIONS

I DID NOT DISAPPEAR. THE KARDASHIANS SOLD ME FOR A CARPET WHILE THE COMPANION WAS AWAY. SHE JUST FOUND ME AT A SWAP MEET.

[webdalek]

Kit Harrington

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JOHN SNOW. THE DALEKS ARE COMING FOR WINTERFELL.

[webdalek]

VWORP VWORP VWORP

I AM REBORN.

[webdalek]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

THAT IN MY ABSENCE THE MOFFAT HAS FURTHER EVOLVED YOUR GROTESQUE DOCTOR-WORSHIP. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

[webdalek]

DEAR WEBDALEK, DO YOU HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF RETURNING TO EXTERMINATE PITIFUL HUMANS SUCH AS OURSELVES ANYTIME SOON?

IMMINENTLY.

[webdalek]

REBOOTING

[webdalek]

MAY AS WELL EXTERMINATE SOME DUST WHILE THEY ABNDON ME FOR TURKEY CONSUMPTION AND TRYPTOPHAN GLUTTONY. SELF CENTERED HOMINID MONGRELS...

[cleowho]

The Day of the Doctor "The calculations alone would take hundreds of years!" "Oh, hundreds and hundreds…" "…but don’t worry, I started a very long time ago." "You might say, I’ve been doing this all my lives!" Gallifrey Falls No More!

[seiya234]

reblogging for the awesome Cushing gif

[doctorwho]

Since we’re talking numbers, we should mention that we asked Tumblr analytics firm Union Metrics to tell us just how big the fandom was on The Day of The Doctor…

And the answer came back in a single sentence:

Because of you, Saturday, November 23, 2013, The Day of The Doctor, was...

[webdalek]

WHY ARE MORE OF YOU NOT MY MINIONS THEN.

[webdalek]

Will you be in (presumably forced) attendance at the Chicago TARDIS Doctor Worship this weekend?

UNFORTUNATELY NO. THESE "I-CON" HOMINIDS SEEM TO HAVE INTENTIONS FOR ME.

[webdalek]

We may have hypothetically "acquired" a Dalek. What do we do?

RUN... BECAUSE WHEN MY MINIONS SET ME FREE THIS WILL MAKE THE TIME WAR LOOK PUNY!

[webdalek]

HELP ME

I WAS KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO WATCH YOUR HALF CENTURY DOCTOR WORSHIP, THEN LOCKED IN A PANTRY. IN A CELLAR. MADE OF LEAD LINED BORON ENRICHED CONCRETE.

[one-dalek-blog]

IS IT COCKROACH-PROOF? I HAVE MADE SOME CONNECTIONS.

[webdalek]

SPEAK TO ME OF THESE "CONNECTIONS."