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@wedgieman56
Your new roommate. Youâre in for a lot of wedgies this semester.
Someone at my work keeps joking that they just need to clone me so weâll have full coverage and Iâm honestly offended on behalf of my clone at the idea sheâs be brought into this world just so she could work. If I get cloned, first off we are unionizing
So everyone knows where I am on the clone question, without hesitation I would explore my cloneâs body but also her rights
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I love when betas are easy to identify.
He gave me a look of disgust when I asked him to wear a condom.
As a convicted felon, Judge Miller sentenced me to 3 weeks at a labor camp deep in the Oregon mountains. Days were spent clearing brush from the hillsides to prevent forest fires and evenings attending AA meetings.
My cell mate, Seb, a 40-something, hairy daddy type, was participating in an early release program. Reportedly, Seb had a very short temper and had been convicted of assault. When I arrived, Seb had already claimed the bottom bunk and glared at me when guards introduced me to him. âCurfewâs at 1000 PM nightly and lights out by 1030.â The guards barked before leaving. Seb must have just showered. He was wearing a towel around his waist and appeared to be getting ready for bed. âWhatâs up?â I asked. He just looked at me, dropped his towel and crawled into his bunk. Apparently, Seb slept in the raw. I didnât blame him. It was the middle of summer and the dorms didnât have a/c.
He laid back against the wall, placed an arm over his head and stared hard at me. âWhat are you in for?â He asked. âArmed robbery.â I answered. âBank?â He continued. âMrs. Fieldâs cookies.â I said embarrassedly. He chuckled, laid back and grabbed his cock and balls in the palm of his hand. âSo bro, do you suck cock?â He asked âI havenât gotten my cock sucked in weeks, and Iâm horny. The camp cocksucker got paroled and rumor has it, you love sucking cock.â He stared hard at me. I wasnât sure whether that was really the camp rumor or if he was bluffing. Had he figured me out so quickly? Did I have a scarlet cock embossed on my mouth?
My silence spoke volumes. âHey bro, Iâll keep your secret. No one has to knowâŚthat youâre only sucking my cock.â He showed me his cock. It was thick, uncut, hairy and veiny. He slapped it in the palm of his hand. A clear droplet of precum covered the tip of his sheathed cock head. âCome here.â He ordered. I looked longingly at his hardening cock and sheepishly moved closer. I slipped between his hairy legs and grabbed his fat hairy cock. I squeezed it gently in my hand causing the head to pop out of its skin. It was oozing precum and smelled earthy with a hint of soap.
âSuck it.â Seb ordered impatiently. I placed his head in my mouth and ran my tongue around it. âOooh fuuuck.â Seb moaned. He then thrusted his hips up sliding his cock to the back of my throat. I instinctively gagged and pulled away but Seb held my head and pushed his cock deeper down my throat. My nose was being pressed into his full bush and against his lower belly. I could smell his sweaty crotch as his balls strained against my chin as Seb tried to go further down my throat.
Seb finally let go of my head and I spat up his cock covered in slobber. I looked up at him and through watery eyes a saw Seb grinning down at me. Seb then rolled me over slipping his cock back in my mouth and laying on top of my face. In this position, Seb fucked my mouth hard. I had nowhere to go, unable to back up. His balls slapped my chin with each stroke. He then slid up my body and sat on my face; his hairy asshole pressed into my slobber covered mouth. I welcomed his sphincter with an open mouth and started pushing my tongue into his musty hole. âYeahâŚfuck! Eat my hole!â He exclaimed as he rode my face.
As I rimmed his hairy ass I jacked my cock and raised my legs exposing my puckered sphincter. As he continued grinding his ass onto my face, I grabbed blobs of slobber and coated my hole. When he noticed my exposed wet hole, he slid down and pressed the snout of his cock against my pucker. Seb was staring intensely into my eyes as he pushed the head of his dick through my clenched sphincter. The rim of his cock head popped as it stretched through my sphincter muscle. I gasped as he pushed inch after inch inside my ass, until he was pressing his hips up against my ass.
Holding my stare, he started fucking my ass; first impaling me in long deep strokes. I grimaced in pain/ecstasy as his cock rubbed against my prostate and hit the back of my bowel cavity. Unexpectedly, Seb leaned down and kissed me hard; his tongue exploring my mouth with his dick wedged deeply in my ass. My legs were wrapped around his hairy body as Seb found his rut and pounded me merciless.
I could smell his musky scent of testosterone as he wrapped my face in his arms, pressing his armpit to my face. As I began licking his pit, his pounding intensified. Suddenly, he kissed me again, as he spat âFuuuckâ into my mouth. I could feel his cock grow rigid inside me and then throb. He pulled his cock out as streams of cum seeped out of my ass.
Seb collapsed on top of me, rolled off and clutched me close to him. I nuzzled my face in his hairy chest and dozed off to sleep. I woke up the following morning still in Sebâs embrace. From that day forward, everyone knew I was Sebâs bitch.
Over the summer a buddy of mine threw a big pool party in his backyard. He had just remodeled his pool area and wanted to show off. There was lots of eating and drinking and basking in the sun. As the afternoon sun began to set, people began leaving until there were only a couple of dudes laying on lounge chairs soaking up the sun. I was pretty drunk and laying back getting some rays when a shadow blocked my sun. I opened my eyes and saw these two enormous balls stuffed in a wet, white see-thru thong that was hanging right over my face. The back strap of the thong was tightly wedged and disappeared between two hairy ass cheeks. My initial thought was âWTF!â but I was too wasted to move or to care for that matter. I studied the view and wondered âWho is that?â Suddenly, they squatted down and pressed on my face with their ass. The coolness of the wet thong actually felt refreshing on my sun-burnt face. He stayed on my face for a few seconds allowing me to breathe in his scent. He smelled of chlorine and sunscreen. As I absentmindedly licked my lips from dehydration I felt his hairy ass cheeks on my tongue. The faceless guy reached down, pulled his thong strap from between his ass to one side and pressed his hairy asshole onto my lips. âIs this really happening?â I thought. âIs some guy really pressing his hairy asshole against my lips?â Again, feeling parched, I licked my lips and ran my tongue across his puckered sphincter. He tasted clean with chlorine and was soft and fleshy. Suddenly, he pressed against my face harder and his sphincter relaxed and opened a bit. I tried mumbling âNo!â But his ass muffled my protest. I shook my head but it only caused my face to dig deeper between his ass cheeks. There I was with his ass lips inside my mouth. I could feel his asshole fluttering in my mouth and brushing up against my tongue. Without any recourse I pushed my tongue against his pucker and felt it slide inside him. It was then I realized I had a full hard-on and I could hear guys cheering me on. âYeah, eat his ass!â Filled with a new sense of adventure, I drunkenly hooked his thighs with both arms and pulled him harder on to my face and devoured his ass. I thrusted my tongue into his hole and made out with his ass lips. All the while guys were cheering and say âThatâs so fucken hot!â I could feel someone sucking on my dick as the guy sitting on my face fucked himself with my tongue. âŚthe rest is a blur. And I never found out who were the guys at the after party, but I attended every party my buddy threw for the rest of the summer.
(via jantoni0)
I was told a nerd like me should always be wearing tighty whities. I obliged, and i get what everyone who wears tighty whities deserves. I should be more careful not to get caught
Got the wedgie of my life
Howâs it going Dick Breath? We got you two fresh packs of tighty whities to apologize for ripping yours during that wedgie. Donât worry, we already knew your size and brand. Now go home and hide these in your room somewhere so every time we rip one you can swap it for a fresh pair. We donât want to hear any more crying about what youâre going to tell your mommy, okay?