Reading through the tags is astounding research into the human experience. Just for context, this is a simulation, and so many people, SO MANY people think this is real footage. Just so many.
I’m off birth control for the first time since I had my daughter five years ago and I only want to burn down my store occasionally.
However, I was like teenager horny for like six months. And my taste in men changed drastically.
Like I had always though Henry was a good looking guy but after I stopped it, he became irresistible. I’ve been crushing on Chris Evans for like 6 years and I just kind of stopped… it was weird.
Wait wait wait, you mean I am about to get even HORNIER than this?! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
On a more serious tone, I have PCOS and have been on the mini pill for about 5-6 years. I don’t know what to expect. My period is severely irregular. My hormones are all over the place.
Mmm i went off the implant a year ago (after almost 15 years on non stop birth control of some kind) and went from almost zero interest in sex to full tilt hormone crazy in the space of 3 months! It’s settled out to something resembling regularity now though lol! Though I didn’t expect to be slapped in the face with the levels of smut and fluff in the Cavillry making me crazy with feels of varying kinds 😂
I had crazy irregular periods on the implant and am now regular(ish) or at least to the same rate I was as a teen before birth control!
I sincerely hope that it works out for you. I’m hoping it’ll help you with your migraines as I don’t have them anywhere near as often as I previously did on the implant.
Wait wait wait… You mean to tell me theres a horny above this? Like… are we talking pill period horny? Or like… super-horny?… like ‘give me the dick or I will rip the dick off and use it myself without the middle man?’… 👀👀 (asks a 27 year old women with huge sex drive despite being on the pill since she was sixteen)
I mean I can’t speak for anyone else but after getting my implant out -I thought about sex 24/7 (tbh I still think about it quite a lot 😈) and had like 2-3 orgasms in my sleep over the course of that first like few months 😳 which was fucking wild haha
So yeah it was pretty much at dick ripping off levels of horny for me haha 😅 (my dear bf wasn’t complaining though 😂)
I went off bc in July thanks to a blot clot, not even thinking about an alternative. I was all kinds of nuts for Henry before, now I'm savagely horny for him and guitarist Jim Root. 2 completely different likes, with the exception of being 6' +. I broke it off with my bf and my sexual desire is awful. Blue balls for women, has to be a real thing! Right?
I want a relationship with someone who is equally obsessed with me as I am with him but still respect each other’s space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex but also not to be all about kissing, also I want him to be like a friend to me, want to hang out with him and go places and just have fun wherever we go.
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