AllThingsWednesday

A blog focused on the most woenderful show ever 🖤 Chronically obsessing over both wenclair and weyler Follow for Wednesday incorrect quotes and content!

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Enid just created a group chat called ‘Enid’s surprise party’ then left. I’m feeling a lot of emotions but mostly respect. And obviously it’s going to be funeral themed.

- Wednesday Addams

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Enid: Wednesday, I think I’m dying!

Wednesday: You have a cold.

Enid: You don’t know that!

Wednesday: I do actually. I’ve researched dying extensively.

Enid: Why would you-

Wednesday: True dying involves organ failure, respiratory collapse, or catastrophic trauma. You are experiencing nasal congestion, a low-grade fever, and an inflated sense of self-importance.

Enid: I feel really weak-

Wednesday: Because your body is diverting energy to your immune system. If you were dying, you wouldn’t be complaining. You’d be quiet. Disturbingly so.

Enid: That’s not helping-

Wednesday: You’re hydrated, responsive, and still asking for validation. These are not the behaviors of someone nearing death.

Enid:

Wednesday:

Enid: Can I just have a blanket?

Wednesday: I suppose. And I’ll stay here for a while just in case you really do start dying.

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I so hope when Wednesday finds Enid in season 3 she just says "Howdy Roomie." Like we have got her to say "What Would Enid Do?" So it wouldn't be like a big stretch.

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Enid: I can’t sleep.

Wednesday: *thinking about all the caffeine Enid had that night* Shocking.

Enid: Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Wednesday: Once upon a time someone went to sleep.

Wednesday:

Enid: Is that it?

Wednesday: I was going to say ‘and they never woke up’ but then you never would have gone to sleep.

Enid: …Well never mind, then. Do you want to stay up?

Wednesday, trying to act nonchalant, shrugging and already pulling out a stack of dvds from under the bed: If you insist.

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Enid: Wednesday, could you PLEASE stop scaring the new kids?

Wednesday: I’m not doing anything. I’m literally just standing here.

Enid: That’s the problem. Your resting murder face is working overtime.

Tyler: Yeah, one kid asked me if you were planning to kill someone.

Wednesday: Only one?

Enid: WEDNESDAY—

Wednesday: I can’t control my natural expression.

Tyler: Could you at least pretend to look friendly?

Wednesday: Why would I lie to children?

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Tyler: I’m so tired of all the Hyde fan girls giggling when I walk by. I’m not THAT hot, am I?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Open your mouth your personality will drive them all away.

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Tyler: If you wanted to hold my hand you could’ve just said so.

Wednesday: I was pushing you out of the way.

Enid: Yeah, she shoved you so hard you had to grab her hand to stay upright.

Tyler: So we’re calling that a romantic moment?

Wednesday: Absolutely not.

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Tis the season to be woeful 🖤 Happy December 1st from Wednesday!

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Tyler: I’m trying to be a better person, you know. Wednesday: I admire the ambition. The execution, however, is tragic.

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Enid: Wednesday, what’s in the box? Wednesday: Curiosity killed the cat, Enid. Enid: …Okay but like, what if curiosity just wants a peek? Wednesday: Then curiosity loses a finger. Enid: Tyler, muffled: Enid, step away from the box.

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Enid: I lost my phone! Wednesday: Congratulations. Enid: NO. That’s bad! Wednesday: Not for me. Enid: Wednesday I have pictures of you on there— Wednesday: We leave immediately.

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Morticia: Enid, dear, you bring such warmth into our home. Wednesday: Mother, stop. Morticia: I’m merely welcoming our future daughter-in-law. Enid: I—I didn’t know we were engaged— Wednesday: We are not. Morticia: smiles like she knows the future

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Enid: Rate my outfit on a scale of 1–10! Wednesday: One. Enid: …One?? Wednesday: One point for your bravery. Enid: That’s actually kinda sweet— Wednesday: And zero for the outfit. Enid: There it is.

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Enid: Group hug!! Wednesday: Don’t. Agnes: We’re doing it. Wednesday: I hope both of you trip.

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Agnes: Did you and Pugsley fight a lot growing up? Wednesday: Yes. Agnes: Aww, sibling rivalry— Wednesday: I once buried him. Enid: “Once” is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence.

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Oh. my. Wenclair.

so this is what happens when you’re playing stardew valley as Wednesday and put Enid as your favorite thing

[homerollgirl]

*She will drink it pink if I say so* Part 1