A Serpent's Heart

If you want to talk to me just ask me anything or send a message.

[warriorsofmidgard]

[sixpenceee]

[wednesdaysspider]

Photograph of a victim’s eyeball after bombing of Hiroshima with an atomic bomb cataract, 1945

[teesadutta]

[felixves-deactivated20151116]

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE

your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS

getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING

your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY

carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.

BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

[lesbianmaia-deactivated20170215]

thesexualpistols

[birdcloudusa-deactivated2016061]

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

[taylablogs-deactivated20160714]

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

[iyimibole]

[processingfeesmayapply]

glitches in the matrix

[cyborgraptor]

quick proportion tips

- eyeballs are an eyeball width apart - ears align with the top of your brows to the bottom of your nose, and are the center-point of a profile view - lip corners line up to the center of each eye - hands are roughly the size of your face - feet are the same size as your forearm - elbows are aligned with your belly-button - your hands reach down mid-length of your thighs - both upper and lower legs (individually) are roughly the same size as your torso  (this is all rough estimates for proportion! feel free to add more to help others)

[deathstiel-moved]

YOU ARE A FUCKING SAINT

[atalana]

- the length of your legs + feet is about the same as the length of your torso + everything above it 

- collar bones extend directly from the shoulders

[motorcyclles]

-wrists align with crotch

[brunette-cosette-deactivated202]

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

[powderwell]

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

[coolthingoftheday]

1. Netherlands

2. Japan

3. California

4. Ireland

5. Japan

6. West Sussex

7. Ukraine

8. Spain

9. Japan

10.  Portugal

[lohrien]

Illustrations by Kimberly80

[eadfrith]

"From the fury of the Northmen deliver us, O Lord!"

“A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine”

The 8th June 793, effectively marks the beginning of the Viking age with the raid on the Anglo Saxon Monastery at Lindisfarne, Northumbria, England.

“In the same year the pagans from the northern regions came with a naval force to Britain like stinging hornets and spread on all sides like fearful wolves, robbed, tore and slaughtered not only beasts of burden, sheep and oxen, but even priests and deacons, and companies of monks and nuns. And they came to the church of Lindisfarne, laid everything waste with grievous plundering, trampled the holy places with polluted steps, dug up the altars and seized all the treasures of the holy church. They killed some of the brothers, took some away with them in fetters, many they drove out, naked and loaded with insults, some they drowned in the sea…”

Simeon of Durham

Grave marker?  From Lindisfarne, possibly depicting Viking warriors

[leuc-deactivated20150726]

Van Gogh’s Flowers

Flowers in a Vase, 1887

Vase of lilacs, daisies and anemones, 1887

Vase with Cornflowers and Poppies

A Vase of Roses, 1890

Almond Branches in Bloom, 1890

Bowl with Sunflowers, Roses and Other Flowers, 1886

Sunflowers, 1888

Still Life Vase with Fifteen Sunflowers 2

Red Poppies and Daisies

[notsosherlockholmes]

Bilbo Tells Tales

[oldbone]

spoiler alerts

[tittyblaster8000]

what if giraffes lived underwater

[tittyblaster8000]

what a majestic creature

[a-god-for-pigs-deactivated20260]

It would explain nessie

[inwhichifeelallthefeels2]

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

[tittyblaster8000]

pardon

[gaynosha]

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

[moskafleur]

Best post I’ve seen this month

[goldenlionprince]

Hobbitcon moments - part 11/?

[radioproxy]

Thorin “uncle dance” Oakenshield. Based on John Bell’s demonstration on how Richard does a dad dance [x]

This is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever animated. And yes, he still has that brooding face whilst dancing what an idiot

[weloveshortvideos]

have you ever seen two bunnies fight before?

[poesdaughter]

I’m pretty sure one is trying to mate and the other one is like “HELL NAH”