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"I lost more than a heart could take, but I found you on the way " 💜 [x]

I am endlessly obsessed with this piece of Mac and Natasha by @quibbs. I cannot stop staring. My heart is so full. This piece was the sun peeking through the clouds today, thank you so much!!

Also, swiggity swooty Mac is goin for the booty 👀

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Salty Sole Survivor (no context)

A list of some things the SS will say with the sarcastic option, with no context. These double as some pretty wild dialogue prompts.

Just looking for love, sweetheart.

You’re a Synth? I’ve never seen you at the meetings…

Yeah, sure. I’m just rolling in cash.

Well, the mafia wasn’t accepting applications. But I do my best.

Yeah, and I’m the Governor of Massachusetts, too.

Has the, uh, reverse transcriptase survived the nucleotide synthesis?

Yep, all patched up with duct tape and bubblegum.

Yeah, it was a total trash pile.

The only cat in me is the one I cooked up for dinner last night.

Cool name. Intimidating.

I’d rather a ticket to anywhere but here.

I’m sorry. I don’t know what language you’re speaking.

Great, now I’m covered in crab guts.

Just two of you? Have you considered a membership drive?

You two have got your work cut out for you.

Oh, were those your guys? I thought they were just trying to throw me a barbeque.

Who are you supposed to be?

To think, the ironworks used to be such a nice place.

You want me to take a knife FROM a gunfight? Oh this is a whole new level of stupid. Even for me.

‘The Wall seems happy with it?’ Oh god.

I woke up, and the world still sucks. Today’s been great.

I’ve been having too much fun blowing things up to think about it.

Behold! I am immortal!

Neon sign with a heart? You sure he’s not running a brothel?

My favorite ballpark’s become a shantytown. Today’s been great.

Here’s your headline: “Local woman says no.”

It was just me and a thousand guinea pigs. They turned… carnivorous.

Trial by combat. I racked up 30 kills in my day.

Drink. Some. Water.

Hell, I’d vote for him again.

Why the glum face? I thought random murder was routine around here.

Hey, who hasn’t engaged in a little friendly attempted fratricide in their life

Does it involve a backroom and a handful of singles?

I will NOT be recommending this place to my friends…

Let’s just say those mutants have a new appreciation for the Dewey Decimal System.

I think I’ve found a drug that even you’d think twice about huffing.

You wasted good bullets.

Maniacs wielding guns. I feel safer already.

So his addiction is your fault. Nice.

I didn’t want you to have all the fun.

Just don’t turn into some damn Nuka-Cola hoarder.

Just make sure it goes better than your last job.

Please. You’re not worth my time.

I like these people already.

Wow. There are no words.

And miss basking in your delightful personality?

Oh no. Gossip. My only weakness.

People are stealing these clothes? Seriously?

Who-Gives-A-Crap Rays.

Picture on milk carton time?

Ah yes. Gossip. My one weakness.

The teams would also beat the spectators to death. That’s how the term “spectator sport” got started.

Ah, yes. Gossip. The noisy killer.

One statue of Diana impression, coming up.

No. I’m Jangles. The Moon Monkey!

A free paper? Sounds like quality.

If his business card isn’t shaped like a heart, I’m going to be disappointed.

Screaming paper girl says otherwise.

Trouble sticks to me, too. I blame industrial strength epoxy.

Tell me a joke.

This just keeps getting weirder.

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And don’t forget

This world can officially bite my ass

Awww, Mr. Metal-For-Hands doesn’t know how to get back to the factory?

Love work. Could watch it all day

What, no sunshine and rainbows? Next you’re gonna tell me I’m not getting a pony…

Wait- you’re a robot?! What else have you been keeping from me

Death by squirt gun! I’d love to see the message on his tombstone

After a welcome this warm, who wouldn’t wanna just stay forever?

Ever noticed how every time you open your mouth, the whole island suffers? Shut up.

I hope the color of my energy is blue!

You are one huge nerd.

Yeah, yeah, I like you too. No hugs though. I like my spine the way it is.

Oh yeah! I heard their names, their home addresses and where their diary keys are hidden!

Nope, no radiation, but my dad always said I used to sit way too close to the TV, does that count?

I can feel the gears of beurocracy grinding me up already…

The institute has created an entire underground scientific utopia and you’re their crowning achievement? The future is fucked…

Your unconditional love is… overwhelming. I think I need a moment.

Can you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? “Igor! Fetch me the brain!” …sorry

As long as it doesn’t involve pareoleum jelly and rubber gloves, I’m ready

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First Kiss.

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Nothing like a radiation storm to set the mood. Saw a couple complaints of not enough Fallout smut. Very bashfully do I comply. Another test of digital colouring/editing. Still learning, sorry for the poor quality