Well, This is Awkward.

Welcome to my shit blog where I post random crap, my feels , and my swimming husbandos. Enjoy your stay! (⊙‿⊙✿)

[justanotherass]

it’s never that simple, zelda. (some of her wisdom has to be learned through experience, after all)

(…aaand another shameless shoutout to my linksona leeroy under the cut)

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[jabberwockyface]

WHY IS THERE EVEN A WHISTLE BUTTON BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO THE HORSES??

Throwback to my first botw death in honor of starting a playthrough of Master Mode a few weeks ago. 💪

[l0verseyes]

i will still love you even if you were a wyrm 🫂

[jayisfuckingtired]

Your honor, they're gorlbossing

[sailor-moon-rei]

by  広XAN

art republished with artist’s permission

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[memewhore]

[yukinnn]

A good night sleep

I’m absolutely in love with TOTK

[byjove]

haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)

[frogwknife]

This cat looks like the fucked up garfield plushie

[byjove]

thank you. she is.

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[ynartistic]

nyom nyom~

[pottetto]

link! long hair! big shirt!

[orphetoon]

he’s right

[eerna]

I like Zelda’s emo teen diary a lot so excuse me if I keep using the quotes from it ok ok

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[yamtaroh]

Zelda probably introduces the two as "I'm Princess Zelda and this slut(affectionate) is my knight/boyfriend Link", and Link just waves.

so true

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]